Teacher Evaluations (Hammers & Nails)

Reality TV MontageThere’s a difference between caring how well you’re actually doing your job and caring how well you do on official evaluations. Ideally, the two at least overlap – like a Venn Diagram or pop and hip-hop. That’s not always a given, however. In practice, it’s often more like the relationship between reality and reality TV.

I know a teacher I’ll call Mr. Lutum. Mr. Lutum has been teaching forever – long enough that he began to fear he’d grown a bit stale. After some soul searching and a few months of crippling doubt and despair, he decided that if he were going to continue teaching, he at least needed a fresh start and a serious change of scenery.

He took a position in a high poverty, majority-minority district in the building people only work at until they have enough seniority to go elsewhere. Lutum figured he’d put his lofty rhetoric and progressive ideals to the test and see if he actually had the chops to work with kids who are nothing like himself – hopefully without becoming either cynical or patronizing. It was around this time I met Mr. Lutum at a local workshop and we began staying in touch – first just talking teacher talk, and eventually carrying on about other things.

We’re both in northern Indiana, and both of us moved here from other states. One thing we’d noticed is that in ultra-conservative states, the official solution to almost any problem is “punish them more.” If that doesn’t work, “punish them harder” or “punish those around them” pretty much exhausts the limits of legislative imaginations. None of that restorative-nurturing-touchy-feely nonsense here! All problems are nails – poverty, mental health, crime, poor schools, crumbling infrastructure, general malaise and despair. Fortunately, the state has a big hammer and uses it regularly and gleefully.

In their defense, they genuinely believe this demonstrates their concern over social ills and the like. It’s WJWD.

Local governments – right down to school boards and building administrators – have learned that, as middlemen of sorts, they have two basic options. They can become hammers themselves… or end up nails. The practical result of this is that in the local public schools, “accountability” and “high standards” have little to do with figuring out what works, and much to do with demonstrating that bent nails will not be tolerated. (Or straightened.)  

The community is poor, families are broken, the economy is a mess, and relationships between parents and schools, citizens and police, business and society, are largely dysfunctional and periodically hostile. The state is criticized for not doing more to help local schools, who are in turn criticized for not doing more to revolutionize the lives and circumstances of each and every child within their boundaries via grammar worksheets and basic math skills. By way of showing their true commitment to educational progress, the schools shut down for standardized testing nearly every month for at least a few days.  

In their defense, most schools are reacting to state mandates, threats, and demands. Because there are so many things they can’t control – home lives, poverty, culture, lack of interest, a global pandemic – they’ve doubled down on the things they can, which brings us to one of their favorite categories of nails – teachers in low-performing districts. “It’s time to accountability you with some high expectations, beehatch. It would take forever to get to know you and your classrooms, explore the dynamics of your interactions with kids or the systemic challenges you face which prevent you from accomplishing more. What we can do, however, is mandate this pretty impressive rubric to judge your classroom performance based on a 30-minute observation by someone desperate to stay a hammer twice a year.”

Teacher Evaluation RubricTeacher evaluation rubrics usually involve detailed sub-categories cascading for pages under ranking columns with names like “Excellent,” “Adequate,” “Could Be Better,” “My God You Suck,” and “Not Observed.” These are laid out in a giant spreadsheet or in an iPad app with descriptions of where a teacher might land on each measured characteristic.

For example, “Lesson Organization”:

EXCELLENT:  Lesson is clearly laid out with pre-teaching or connection to previously learned materials, new content or skills, and formative or informative assessment to determine the extent to which students have mastered the new material. Instructor demonstrates effective differentiation and connects content and skills to students’ lives, learning styles, and future endeavors in meaningful ways throughout the lesson. Teacher has clear plans for students who excel quickly, who understand adequately, who struggle with the material, or who remain unaware or detached and implements each of these strategies with the appropriate students simultaneously.

ADEQUATE: Randomly insert the word “somewhat” into previous description so the distinction sounds quantitatively meaningful.

COULD BE BETTER: Replace “somewhat” with “rarely” but nod severely as you do to demonstrate thoughtful concern.

MY GOD YOU SUCK: Teacher is moderately conscious and may or may not have traces of drool working its way dramatically down their chin. There is little or no pre-teaching or connection to prior learning and teacher doesn’t appear to know students’ names, personal histories, family stories, emotional issues. Plus, I’d swear there were at least two kids playing on their phones which she totally ignored! Remediation consists primarily of discouraged sighs and instructions to “look, just give me something, OK?” before teacher crawls under desk and weeps in despair.

Teacher StressHere’s the other thing: it doesn’t matter if there’s a pandemic or if every teacher in the building is a Mr. Miyagi, Dewey Finn, or John Keating. “High expectations” means a percentage of them have to be scored harshly because “high expectations.” It’s like a college course being graded on a curve and there were going to be 3 ‘A’s, 10 ‘B’s, 12 ‘C’s, 10 ‘D’s, and 3 ‘F’s no matter how well or poorly individuals might actually do. Oh, and your grade for the entire course is based solely on page 3 of one of the 12 essays you’re required to do that semester.

Last year was Lutum’s first year at this particular school, and – as was somewhat expected – the learning curve was steep. It’s one thing to know the culture and dynamics of a building are quite different than what you’ve experienced before and another to manage those dynamics effectively. As the latest newcomer, he was an unknown quantity and thus had zero credibility in the eyes of most students. He was regularly challenged both directly and indirectly and had to up his game a bit with classroom management and personal interactions. Then came time for formal administrator observations and his first evaluation.

“I normally don’t care about that kind of thing,” he told me. “I’ve always believed that if I’m doing what I think is best for my kids, things like state tests or administrative paperwork either take care of themselves or simply have to be endured. I was a little uncomfortable this time, however, partly because I knew things weren’t going all that well in class, but also because my supervising administrator had shown little interest in getting to know me (or any of the other teachers) beyond periodically walking the halls to make sure we were on duty during passing periods and that our doors were locked during class.”

Lutum was scheduled to be observed during his 2nd period – a class of about 25 freshmen. Halfway through 1st period, an announcement came over the intercom to dismiss all band students for dress rehearsal in preparation to some contest they were attending that weekend. That meant that the 8 – 9 students most likely to participate (or to even know what was going on) were leaving. Normally, Lutum would have changed what he did in class that day to reflect the change of circumstances – try to keep it meaningful for those who remained – but the evaluation rubric doesn’t have a category for “what’s best for the kids actually present.” He’d have to plow ahead and get those boxes checked, students be damned.

Eval StopwatchIt didn’t go well. He was marked down for things like insufficient connections to prior knowledge – despite the evaluating administrator arriving 10 minutes after the lesson started and the kids not actually having much in the way of applicable prior knowledge. Two kids were doing other things on their iPads which he couldn’t see but the administrator could, meaning he lacked “awareness.” Other than that, it was lots of blank stares and hostile body language. (Also, the kids didn’t seem that glad to be there either.)

He spent the next few weeks trying to assemble documentation to get him up to a score that prevented a required “plan of improvement” and vowed to do better in the Spring, knowing he’d not see or hear from his administrator before it was time to schedule the next evaluation.

Then the pandemic hit.

Evaluations last fall were based on his Canvas page, and again he was slammed for things like insufficient differentiation – meaning, I guess, that his prerecorded online lessons didn’t adapt throughout each period to the individual needs and responses of the students who weren’t doing them. He asked his evaluating administrator about this and he was at least sympathetic. “Hey, look – I have to be able to document it to give you ‘Adequate’, and I’m not seeing it. If you can show me something that qualifies, I’d love to change it.

Again he spent a few weeks trying to nudge the score up past “please don’t fire me” and began wondering why he gave up the easy gig in Michigan where everybody loved him and he had tenure.

Since Spring Break, Lutum has had 8 – 10 in person students each period (while still expected to keep up with virtual learning for the rest.) Last week was the first time this year he was scheduled to be observed in person. He made sure there were no extra band rehearsals or major sporting events scheduled and spent the two weeks beforehand trying to establish some classroom dynamics as students began wandering randomly back from virtual learning to in person school. He chose the period right before lunch when students were awake enough to participate but weren’t as hyper as they got after whatever fights broke out at lunch.

A few days beforehand, his evaluator emailed that he couldn’t make it that hour – could they do 1st period? Not wanting to seem insecure or unprepared, Lutum agreed.

Mr. Woodman Trading CardThe day before the visit, the building principal came on the intercom and announced that tardies were out of control and that teachers were to lock their doors when the bell rang – no exceptions. Those students would report to detention for the rest of the period. (1st period, unsurprisingly, has more tardies than any other hour.) That announcement was followed by a list of all the busses running late that day. There were always at least 3 – 4; that day Mr. Lutum estimates it was more like 7.

It had been a few weeks since they’d covered “irony” in class, but maybe that should have been the lesson he’d prepared for observations. Once again, he wasn’t going to have enough students to demonstrate anything on the checklist. Well, maybe Brittney. She’s always there early. Nice kid. Clueless, of course, but enthusiastic. Yeah, allusions and metaphors will go great with just her. The breakout groups activity would be particularly impressive, and her first chance to be group leader. Of herself.

He could have tried to reschedule, but why? Hammers need nails. They have no use for screws, widgets, duct tape, or clamps. At some point the nail has to either stop trying to pull away and accept its fate or figure out how to become a hammer – something Mr. Lutum was unwilling to do.

“Bring it on,” he told me. “I figure no one else is lined up begging for this job. Let’s get the part over with so I can get back to trying to figure out how to help the kids actually in front of me, and if they want to start a paperwork trail to fire me, so be it.”

I guess a single nail sticking up does look a bit like a middle finger. And I’m OK with that.

Postscript: It went fine. Ludum had 5 kids show up and found out later when they saw an administrator in the room most had assumed they were in trouble of some sort. They didn’t have great answers but they upped their game considerably and tried to look attentive (and not like nails). He’d forgotten to tell them what was happening that day and had no idea they’d be panicked by a principal visit. Turns out he’s still learning a few things about his new school.

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Five Sources

Twisted VoyagerWe’ve been reading up on Supreme Court cases involving “student rights” in one of my classes. Most of the readings and videos have involved the biggies – student speech, mostly, and some search and seizure. I recently asked them to pick a topic related to student rights in school, and of course offered a list of possibilities for those not particularly motivated to come up with their own. 

We’re not looking to do a serious research paper at this level. Mostly, I want us to go through the motions of gathering information, understanding the issues, and recognizing the difference between an informational or expository text (“here’s the current law about X, plus examples”) and a persuasive or rhetorical text (“here’s what the law or policy should be, and here’s why”).

The first day was all groundwork – some videos summarizing various cases and a little discussion about possible topics. Day two was intended to be straightforward, but essential. Students needed to come up with FIVE SOURCES they were going to use for information about their topic. Books or periodicals would be fine, but realistically I knew we were talking websites. I briefly addressed “valid” vs. “invalid” sources, but for something like this I wasn’t overly picky. 

Honestly, there are SO many “student rights” sites out there, so many news stories citing various court cases and issues, so many legal advocacy sites with sections about students and education, it should be difficult NOT to find valid sources of information at the level I’m looking for. I figured most would be done in 15-20 minutes. I asked them to email me their five links or share a Google Doc (for easier follow-up on their part) and we’d discuss their topic and sources before they move on. 

We’re not doing a doctoral thesis here; we’re trying to learn whether or not dress codes are sexist or when principals can search your backpack. I was only taking it slow because this foundational step was so important. 

Sources, Shmorces…

By the next day, I only had a handful of completions. By itself that wasn’t so shocking; my students aren’t always a particularly self-motivated group. But I’d watched them working, and writing. I’d overheard what sounded like productive, on-topic discussions. I knew the product I was asking for was NOT all that demanding, and yet…? 

I started taking a closer look at all the activity I thought I’d observed. 

Several were overdoing it – summarizing entire web pages or the issues covered on each. That’s a good problem to have; obviously, they need to eventually read the information in their sources. Most, however, had simply started writing about their topic – what they thought, why this or that policy was unjust, ect. They were on fire! Except… they weren’t doing the assignment. 

“Looks like you have a lot to say. That’s good. But… where are your five sources?”

“My what?”

Now, this is something many educators will immediately recognize. You can explain something quite explicitly while the same instructions are projected on the screen behind you and in large font on the paper in front of them. You can restate those same directions in multiple ways, give examples, and make sure they know how to refer back to them if necessary. Ten minutes after you turn them loose to work, a third of them haven’t started because they have no idea what they’re supposed to do. Of those, several are already mad that you never explain anything. 

It’s not personal. You get used to it. 

But this wasn’t silent confusion. These kids were writing! Several were quite emotional. Most responded with annoyance and confusion when I tried to steer them back to those FIVE SOURCES. Save what you’ve written! You might decide to use it. But first, we need to know stuff. What does the Constitution SAY? What have the courts already DECIDED? We can agree with it or disagree, advocate or accept, but we must start with existing KNOWLEDGE on which to build our opinions!

Their bewilderment and frustration were palpable. BUT I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY! Yes, I see that – and I want for you to be able to say it. I’m just asking that these strong opinions of yours begin with some facts and information. 

Eventually, I thought they’d heard me. Maybe I hadn’t explained it as well as I thought the first day. They mutter what passes for agreement. I walk on. 

And you know what comes next. 

Ground Fog Day

Day Three. We should be outlining by now. Discussing topic sentences and supporting details. Instead, I’m walking around the room trying to figure out why we’re still not turning in those FIVE SOURCES. One pair (I finally caved on letting them work together) has given me a list of homepages – forbes.com, vox.com, etc. I try to explain that I need the actual URLs of the specific articles, which prompts them to sulk and refuse to do anymore that day. Another gives me a handwritten list of very long URLs, which I suppose technically meets the requirements, but WHO DOES THAT AND WHY?!?!

Mostly, however, it’s a brand new start in all the worst ways. What are we doing again? So we have to do research papers? Can I use the essay on Vikings I did for World History first semester? Again I’m left referring back to the same very basic instructions… and insisting they need FIVE SOURCES. Sources? For what? How many? Five?! So any five websites about anything? Mister, you’re not explaining this very well. 

Most are genuinely stuck. Bewildered. Stymied. Buffy and Willow and Xander, wrestling with Spike’s assertion that Ben IS Glory and Glory IS Ben. There’s simply too much dark magic in play to allow their brains to grasp – let alone retain – such madness. FIVE SOURCES? Related to a student right of our choice? So what are those posted directions and samples for? What are we doing again? 

Lost Connections

Most educators know how bewildering kids can be. We love them anyway, and it’s not usually the same from day to day or from student to student. In this particular case, however, I’m convinced that the sticking point was more than usual teenage cluelessness. I think it’s the nature of the requirement triggering the crisis. I might as well have asked them to recalibrate their heartbeats to produce more of a polka rhythm, or required them to eat only color and write with one-dimensional fruit. Starting today, work will only be accepted in Morse Code. Grades are determined by the square root of your age as a negative number divided by zero. And informational writing must be supported by FIVE SOURCES. 

Information. Existing facts. Building our arguments on knowledge and reason. Assume a common foundation of documented truth and empirical understanding. Know stuff FIRST. Then feel. Then rant. Then insist, explain, or decry. 

That’s just not how we do things anymore, is it? They’re high school freshmen – I’m not mad at any of them or despondent over the process. Every lesson has its unexpected wrinkles, and they’re not always the same from year to year or class to class. But I don’t think they’re alone in their bewilderment. If one of our goals in public education is to prepare students for the “real world,” I’m not even sure that insisting on facts and reality as the foundation of their informational or persuasive writing is doing them any favors. Facts and reality don’t seem to carry much weight these days. They get in the way of too many emotions, agendas, and belief systems. 

Why Ruin It With Reality?

We’ve watched over the years as our primary social and political arguments have shifted from disagreements over methodology (“Which approach is most likely to accomplish the goals we largely share?”) to tribal warfare over basic reality (“Did Trump lose the election due to fraud? Is violent overthrow of democracy a valid form of peaceful political protest? ARE BIRDS EVEN REAL?”) Reaching across the aisle has become more and more like a mid-season Star Trek episode; someone always ends up in a different time-space continuum. Emotions are strong, and tied firmly to belief, and religion, and tribal associations, and convictions regarding values and one’s own sense of self. What they don’t seem overly concerned with is objective reality. 

My kids will eventually give me those FIVE SOURCES, but at the moment they’re products of the times in which they live. It’s legitimately difficult for them to fathom the idea that their opinions and emotions should at least take facts, history, and reality into account. It’s not just that they don’t want to do it – they can’t easily get their heads around why anyone would expect such a thing. My instructions are inconvenient and irrational – the bizarre babblings of a madman. “FIVE SOURCES,” he says. Honestly, he won’t shut up about it. Cleary he doesn’t understand – I ALREADY HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. Why would we slow all that down, complicate my position with these… these… what did you call them again? “Facts”? 

I realize it’s old school. Outdated. Perhaps even detrimental to their future success. But we’re going to get those FIVE SOURCES before moving forward if it takes all month and nearly kills us all. I can’t do anything about the rest of the country, but for now… THIS group is going to at least START with facts and reality. Where they go next is entirely up to them.

HB 1134 & Mandatory Nationalism

Indiana’s HB 1134 has passed the House. All its supporters had to do was not openly endorse Nazis in order to avoid the sort of unwelcome attention its companion bill in the state Senate received. 

The sections of this bill which dance around the edges of “stop teaching about racism” have been well-covered elsewhere. What I’d rather focus on here are some of the less-discussed, but severely problematic bits of this legislation – starting with this:

The ideals and values expressed or enumerated in the Constitution of the United States and the economic and political institutions of the United States are better suited to contribute toward human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being compared to forms of government that conflict with and are incompatible with the principles of western political thought upon which the United States was founded.

Let’s step back and give that a little context, shall we?

Turns Out We Push Beliefs After All…

Current Indiana law requires schools to teach “good citizenship instruction,” including…

(1) Being honest and truthful. {HB 1134 would add “unless doing so violates the new guidelines.”}

(2) Respecting authority.

(3) Respecting the property of others.

(4) Always doing the student’s personal best.

(5) Not stealing. {Which is somehow distinct from “respecting the property of others.”}

(6) Possessing the skills (including methods of conflict resolution) necessary to live peaceably in society and not resorting to violence to settle disputes. {HB 1134 would add “unless doing so violates the new guidelines.”}

(7) Taking personal responsibility for obligations to family and community. {I don’t love this one, but it’s already part of the language.}

(8) Taking personal responsibility for earning a livelihood. {Yeah, I know – but again, it’s already in there.}

(9) Treating others the way the student would want to be treated.

(10) Respecting the national flag, the Constitution of the United States, and the Constitution of the State of Indiana.

(11) Respecting the student’s parents and home.

(12) Respecting the student’s self.

(13) Respecting the rights of others to have their own views and religious beliefs.

HB 1134 adds a few more:

(14) The ideals and values expressed or enumerated in the Constitution of the United States and the economic and political institutions of the United States are better suited to contribute toward human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being compared to forms of government that conflict with and are incompatible with the principles of western political thought upon which the United States was founded.

That’s the bit quoted above. It’s a serious mouthful of patriotism, don’t you think? Let’s see if we can unpack this one a little…

Ideals & Values?

At first glance, it seems to merely be pushing the message that the ideals and values of the U.S. Constitution are nifty. Schools are government entities and it makes sense we’d be expected to do a little cheerleading for our founding documents from time to time.

Honestly, I can live with that. 

But that’s not what it says. I’m not sure if the phrasing is intentionally deceptive or simply result from the general ignorance of the authors, but this language in some ways troubles me more than the “stop making rich white kids feel bad” parts. 

See, the Constitution doesn’t really say much about ideals or values. The Preamble offers some guiding structure for what it intends to accomplish…

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I guess those might count as ideals or values. Other than that, however, the Constitution is largely structural:

Immediately after {the Senate} shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year…

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices…

The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

Important? Absolutely. But I’m not sure how many “ideals” and “values” are captured. 

Personally, I’d have started with the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness…

Now THOSE are ideals and values. 

Perhaps HB 1134 is referring to the Bill of Rights and other amendments. These are, after all, very much part of the U.S. Constitution as it now exists. They’re not expressed as “values” or “ideals,” but as restrictions on what the federal government (and later the states themselves) can do to individuals:

Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment VII: In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment XV: The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Yeah, I’m certain the GOP didn’t have THAT one in mind. 

Implication & Inference 

Let’s assume the bill means the Constitution and all current amendments, and that the ideals and values of the Declaration of Independence go without saying. Should teachers promote these as better than everyone else’s values and ideals? In short, are we OK with a little American Exceptionalism in this area?

For argument’s sake, I’m going to go with “yes.” (One of my main arguments with the modern Republican Party is how far they’ve strayed from these founding values.) But that’s NOT WHAT THIS CLAUSE SAYS:

The ideals and values expressed or enumerated in the Constitution of the United States and the economic and political institutions of the United States are better suited to contribute toward human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being compared to forms of government that conflict with and are incompatible with the principles of western political thought upon which the United States was founded.

That’s a big “AND” in there. “AND the economic and political institutions of the United States”? The ones which have developed over the past 200+ years but have no foundation in the Constitution or any of its amendments? The ones many of our Founders openly fought against in designing our nation? The ones which have come, gone, and evolved over the years depending on circumstances, sometimes growing and sometimes being restrained? THOSE economic and political institutions?

Economic Institutions

I figure before I get too far on the subject, I should make sure I’m not simply confused about the terminology. I looked up “economic institutions” on several sites to make sure it means what I think it does. 

According to the Library of Economic and Liberty (EconLib)…

The term “Economic Institutions” refers to two things:

1. Specific agencies or foundations, both government and private, devoted to collecting or studying economic data, or commissioned with the job of supplying a good or service that is important to the economy of a country. The Internal Revenue Service (the IRS—the government tax-collection agency), the U.S. Federal Reserve (the government producer of money), the National Bureau of Economic Research (a private research agency) are all examples of economic institutions.

2. Well-established arrangements and structures that are part of the culture or society, e.g., competitive markets, the banking system, kids’ allowances, customary tipping, and a system of property rights are examples of economic institutions.

Huh. Maybe I’ll get a second opinion… Here’s an explanation from the MIT Department of Economics:

Institutions: the rules of the game in economic, political and social interactions… {Examples of } economic institutions {include} property rights, contract enforcement, etc.

This site goes on to note an “important distinction” between

Formal institutions: codified rules, e.g. in the constitution

Informal institutions: related to how formal institutions are used, to distribution of power, social norms, and equilibrium.

In other words, this is an insanely broad term for something we’re going to be legally required to promote as the unerring zenith of all humanity. 

Political Institutions

This one is slightly less problematic. Most sites agree the term encompasses the three major branches and all their variations at the state and local levels, as well as every level of bureaucracy (which I thought the GOP wanted to reduce), the two major political parties and the ways in which they do business, and the voting processes currently in place (which I could have sworn Republicans find corrupt and in need of serious reform). 

If this law passes, we will be legally required as educators to insist that our current bureaucracy and voting machines are both part of a system more divinely suited to human happiness than any other conceivable variation. Not sure how Trump will feel about THAT. 

In The Beginning Was The Fed…

I have no beef with the Federal Reserve, for example, but am I willing to insist that it is “better suited to contribute toward human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being” compared to anything China has ever tried over the past 10,000 years? Compared to the values of Native American cultures who seemed pretty happy until we showed up? Compared to the Nations of Israel in the Old Testament? India under Ashoka? Mali under Mansa Musa? That what was REALLY missing in each subpar society was the Fed?

Our current two-party system is well outside anything our the Framers intended. Washington and others openly opposed it as divisive. But whatever else you can say about it, our current party system is absolutely a political institution of the United States. And according to HB 1134, it’s one which simply cannot be improved upon – it’s “better suited to contribute towards human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being” than anything else ever in the history of mankind or anything else being tried anywhere else in the world. 

Add the Electoral College (which is at least in the Constitution), the current relationship between big business and government, the industrial-military complex, the I.R.S., every bureaucratic agency at every level, every financial arrangement involving tax dollars, and so on – and I’m just not comfortable declaring that WE. HAVE. ARRIVED. 

Maybe that’s not what this bill’s authors intended, but that’s what this clause says. I’m not sure there’s any other way to interpret it. If this passes, all those discussions in U.S. History or AP Government or Economics class debating the pros and cons of this or that system, this or that financial structure, etc., will become verboten. We will instead be required to insist – evidence and other points of view be damned – that the current economic and political institutions of the United States are the ideal short of which everything else falls and has always fallen. 

I suppose that goes well with the new “fact” that racism and sexism have never been inherent in larger economic, social, or legal systems – just lots and lots of unfortunate random individual acts of being codified in law and supported by government officials. 

Final Additions

There are two more elements schools will be required to integrate “into the current instruction”:

(15) Individual rights, freedoms, and political suffrage.

I just can’t even with the irony of this one.

(16) The economic and political institutions which have best contributed toward human advancement, prosperity, scientific inquiry, and well-being.

And I’m bewildered by this one. Only two clauses ago, we were explicitly commanded that current U.S. economic and political institutions have best contributed blah blah THOSE EXACT SAME THINGS. So what, exactly, are we covering in THIS clause?

Conclusion

As I said at the outset, it’s often difficult to distinguish between malice and ignorance. It’s a dilemma I faced in Oklahoma many times when trying to make sense of proposed legislation, and a large part of why I try to avoid it here in Indiana. But if we’re going to argue about this bill, I’d certainly appreciate someone stepping up and at least explaining what the hell they mean by some of this stuff. (Honestly, I doubt most of the bill’s supporters have the slightest clue.) 

What it very much appears to be is a leap past banning the teaching of anything unpleasant in our collective past into requiring that we glorify the state in all its variations as ideal and above questioning – a level of nationalism and publicly-funded propaganda frighteningly consistent with many other Republican priorities at the moment. 

Next time, I’ll try to tackle those “principles of western political thought” mentioned in the same clause. I’m not sure Republicans are actually going to like those very much, either.

How Teaching Is Like Blowing Leaves & Snow

Leaf Blower ManSeveral years ago, my wife and I moved from Oklahoma to northern Indiana. We’re still surrounded by radical right-wingers, but compared to Oklahoma, this might as well be an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Still, there are things about Oklahoma I miss (other than friends and family, of course).

Oklahoma storms are better. It rains here, naturally, but rarely do decent storms last more than five or ten minutes. All the trees fall over and the power goes out, but by that time it’s clear outside again and it’s all a bit surreal. I still don’t understand how a few moments of moderate breeze consistently flattens the flora and cripples the entire region, but so be it. We’ve had one actual evening of possible tornadoes here since moving in and – for the first time in my life – I was able to take the family down to the basement to ride it out. You don’t appreciate how “normal” tornado season is in Oklahoma until you see locals elsewhere reacting to possible rotation or vaguely scary clouds as if the aliens had already emerged from their ships and all of Grovers Mill was about to be destroyed. 

Fall, on the other hand, is quite pretty here. And when it snows – ohmyholybabygoodness! For years I found it odd that the snow in movies and TV shows looked so fake, all fat and fluffy like the angels were pillow-fighting upstairs. It turns out I’d simply never seen real snow. Oklahoma has a version of frozen precipitation of course, and at times it’s lovely enough. But the scenic stuff is a regular feature here – sometimes in odd bursts at the weirdest moments, and other times going on for days. 

So, being a manly man with a ridiculously long driveway (for no bigger than our property is), I purchased manly machines to help cope with the insane volume of leaves which pile up for nearly a third of each calendar year, as well as the periodic snowy apocalypse. I bought me a leaf blower and a snowblower so I could, um… BLOW STUFF just like other manly-men in the neighborhood.

As it turns out, however, leaf blowing and doing pretty much anything with snow are a mixture of art and science which take some time to master. Either can prove oddly fulfilling, but most of the time… well, it’s just frustrating and embarrassing how badly it sometimes goes. As someone who has embarrassed myself regularly throughout my life, I am certain I’ve rarely looked quite as foolish as I did the first half-dozen times I powered up either of these devices. Some days I still do. 

That’s the part that was somehow oddly familiar from day one.

How Leaf Blowing Is Like Classroom Teaching

1. You can read all the instructions and watch all the videos you like – there’s simply no way you’ll find out what works and what doesn’t until you get out there and start doing it. You can’t practice in private or hide your mistakes from your neighbors, all of whom are better at it than you are on the day you begin. Their reactions, in fact, may determine whether or not you keep trying at all.

2. You have tremendous power to make a huge number of leaves move from where they are. There’s no doubt about the impact you’re having, at least in terms of raw influence. Unfortunately, no matter how you point the thing or what you think you’re doing with the trigger, the leaves seem to largely go where they choose once the movement starts. Many go the general direction you had in mind, others seem to somehow move towards you instead. Many go random directions despite starting from the same place.

3. You quickly discover that while the air feels quite calm to you, the leaves are largely moved about by breezes you can’t feel and wind you can’t control. Leaves you were certain were cooperating quite nicely are suddenly wafted elsewhere, while others lying apparently carefree on the grass refuse to budge, no matter how dramatically you rev the tiny motor. Some would rather shred into pieces than blow the direction you’re asking them to blow.

4. Everything seems to work better for the folks around you than it does for you. There are a few neighbors (er… teachers?) who don’t bother with their lawn at all, but others seem to have trained their leaves to move quickly but firmly and in an orderly fashion towards the piles along the curbs. They smile and wave and you’re not sure if their friendliness makes it better or worse.

5. Once you’ve started, there’s no easy place to stop. Like mowing or showering, you can’t simply walk away mid-blow. Unlike mowing or showering, however, there no clear point at which you’ve accomplished what you set out to do. In other words, once you’ve committed to the process, you’re going until nightfall or until you run out of gas entirely.

6. No matter how effective you may feel you were or how long it took to get things to a reasonably acceptable state, you’ll have twice as many leaves in your yard tomorrow as you did when you started. As each pile is dealt with, nature redoubles its efforts and your job seems to grow increasingly daunting with each minor success. This can be… discouraging, and make you forget how much you really did accomplish the day before. Probably.

7. If you don’t do something (if you leave the leaves where they are), they rot and begin doing destructive things to your grass or anywhere else they manage to get themselves stuck. In other words, however frustrating it is, you have to try. It’s far worse if you don’t try.

How Using A Snowblower Is Like Classroom Teaching 

1. When it’s time to get started, it’s time – whether you’re ready or not. You have to be prepared when the snow shows up and don’t get to pick and choose your time and place. Sometimes it’s when you least feel like it that the job is most important.

2. Everyone thinks they could handle a snowblower until they’re actually doing it. How hard could it be? It’s just like handling a lawnmower, right? The machine genuinely does most of the work; all you’re really doing is guiding it, yes? And yet… somehow it never quite goes like you expect and the machine rarely does what you expect it to do.

3. Don’t underestimate the role of the snow and what it decides to do in the process. Snow, however light and fluffy it may appear, often has a mind of its own. A stubborn, cruel mind. A “Frosty’s evil twin” kinda mind. That doesn’t make it less precious or whatever, but it does make everything more complicated. And that’s not even considering the stuff that somehow ends up hidden in the snow that you never anticipated…

4. It’s a whole lotta power to put in one person’s hands. For better or worse, stuff will be grabbed, hacked, and expelled at high velocity in whatever direction you go. When things go well, you accomplish amazing things in the harshest conditions. When they don’t, you sometimes create more problems than you were trying to solve in the first place. You don’t want that sort of responsibility? Stick to a shovel.

5. Every choice you make impacts everything else going on. I can blow snow off of my driveway, but that means shooting it into my neighbor’s lawn – so I should probably make sure he’s OK with that first. Or, I could shoot it at my own house and risk knocking out a window or two. When I think I’m being helpful by doing the sidewalks, I’m also building up snow dams in the driveway of the older lady next door. She doesn’t need the sidewalks, but now she can’t back her car out without getting stuck. In other words, even when it’s effective, you have to think through things a lot more than you expect when you start.

6. You have to build in recovery time. You can brush out some snow clogs (with the engine off, obviously) and do some maintenance before returning to the job, but at some point to maintain effectiveness, you have to let the thing completely thaw and let all the nasty stuff drip off. Only then can you make sure the oil is properly filled and the blades sharp. I suppose you could use a hair dryer or copious amounts of alcohol, but there’s no substitute for knowing when to press on and when to close the garage and walk away for a bit.

7. Once you’ve got the hang of it – at least sometimes – you miss it when you’re not doing it. We’ve had several mild winters in a row (but don’t call it climate change – they hate that up here!) and for all its miseries, I’ve longed for the chance to fire up the stupid machine again and give it another go. I’m sure that next time I could blow that snow exactly where I want it to go and have that driveway spotless!

This year, I have new neighbors next door. A young couple from somewhere down south – Houston, I think. He just bought his first leaf blower. I promise to smile and give a friendly wave, no matter what happens when he tries it out. 

Please Correct The Highlighted Sections

The App Says You SuckLike many people, I’ve been trying my hand at freelancing here and there for extra income over the past few years. In my case, it’s nothing glorious – just writing (or rewriting) web content explaining the benefits of regular eye exams, how a reverse mortgage works, or where Eddie Murphy’s net worth ranks him compared to other actors or comics. (He’s doing better than Mike Myers or Denzel Washington but not as well as Rowan Atkinson or Robert Downey, Jr.)

I share this because of an experience I had this week that I found illuminating, if not entirely surprising.

The service I work through is set up so that once you’ve established a track record of relative success, you have the opportunity to move up the freelancing food chain a bit. I was contacted by company wanting me to compose some informational pieces involving building materials and design choices for retail spaces. The trick was that it had to be researched and then accurately presented at about a sixth grade reading level.

I knew that the content would prove a challenge, at least at first (I know little to nothing about construction), but I wasn’t particularly concerned about the complexity of the writing. Many of my kids read at a similar level and I modify stuff for them all the time.

I was wrong.

Stressed WriterThe content was difficult, to be sure. I had so little to build on (no pun intended) in terms of background knowledge or relevant experiences that the waves of new information had nothing to grab on to – no schema or framework on which to cling. I didn’t understand half of the vocabulary, let alone the concepts, priorities, or science involved. It was humbling.

But, hey – I know the drill: “The learning happens in the struggle.” “It’s the effort that matters most.” “Stretching ourselves is how we grow.” All the usual motivational stuff we tell kids when they frustrated. Stuff I absolutely believed up until this week, when I discovered that I’m an idiot and incapable of the most basic tasks others seem to master easily.

See, the content is only half the writing battle. Then came the “easy” part – explaining the required bits about that content at the reading level requested. The client provided a link to a free application they use for just such a purpose and asked me to make sure any problems it identified were “cleared” before I submitted the final product.

You feel it coming now, don’t you?

Pollock As EditorI did my first draft in Microsoft Word like I always do. It’s silly, but I have specific fonts and margins that feel right to me and help me think more clearly. My preferred approach is to just get it all down on paper (well, virtual paper) then go back and clean it up afterward. I’m usually well over maximum word count with my first drafts, but I’ve accepted this as my own personal style – which is a nice way to say it’s a glaring flaw I’ve simply learned to work through each and every time.

After doing some revising, I copied the entire thing into the app.

It looked like Jackson Pollock did the highlighting, there were so many problems marked. My sentences were at best too complex, and at worst incomprehensible babble. I used big words where small ones would do and semi-colons where decent, God-fearing Americans would have put periods. The app particularly hated my transitions or anything reeking of comparisons, contrasts, or examples. Worst of all, I’d used adverbs – the Devil’s diction and a form of speech best relegated to corporate-cloned pop songs and Stephanie Meyer novels.

After regaining my composure, I began editing. And rewriting. And cutting. And reworking. And… and…

Let’s skip ahead a bit. Emotionally, it was easily another sixty or seventy hours of grueling mental and emotional labor. According to my wife and her attachment to traditional, linear time, it was about forty-five minutes. The page no longer looked like the Apocalypse had come to grade my efforts, but neither was it anywhere near clear of problems – at least according to the app.

I closed the lid and walked away. I said some ugly, unprofessional things about the app, the company who’d hired me, the general reading level of the average American, and may have unfairly slandered Ernest Hemingway and Raymond Carter somewhere along the way. I wanted to throw things, which, granted, seems a bit disproportional in retrospect, and for a moment thought I might actually break into tears.

Kirk TantrumPlease understand, my Eleven Faithful Followers – this story isn’t about the app. It’s not about whether or not the writing was as bad as it looked or the reading level of the target audience for this particular company. I’m a grown-up (well, most of the time). I was hired to do a job a certain way and if I can’t do it the way they want, I don’t deserve to get paid. My opinions about rhetorical choices are irrelevant in this situation.

What I’d like to focus on, however, is that experience.  Sure, clearly there were some other things going on for me to have melted down like that over some algorithmic highlighting. But it was nevertheless in that moment absolutely crippling. I couldn’t process what it was wanting me to do differently. I no longer even believed it was possible to meet the requirements of the assignment. In that moment, I was swept up in emotions and irrational lines of thinking absolutely familiar to any educator.

Clearly, this assignment was ridiculous. Impossible. The person asking this of me is either delusional or cruel.

These requirements are absurd. Undoable. No one can satisfy this program. Or, if they can, they’re just as stupid and useless as the app and the assignment.

You know the last one. It’s the one all the others do their best to obscure.

I’m too stupid to figure this out. I don’t know why I’m even trying. Clearly other people can do this – just not me.

CRT ProtestLike many of you, I’ve learned over the years to let it out without doing anything too destructive and then come back and deal with whatever set me off. That’s the advantage of age and a little wisdom. It’s not about avoiding every possible failure; it’s about how we recover and respond, yada yada growth mindset, mutter mumble faster smarter wiser, blah blah blah cue Captain Marvel soundtrack.

It’s an advantage of perspective which many of our students do not yet have. And that’s why I’m sharing my moment of crash-n-burn with you here.

People outside of education try to distill everything we do into false dichotomies in order to simplify their outrage. We either teach that America is GREAT or that it’s HORRIBLE. We either teach FACTS or we INDOCTRINATE kids with our personal ideologies. We either focus on ACADEMIC STANDARDS or we coddle students and give them a diploma merely for sharing their FEELINGS.

In reality, of course, it’s al more complicated than that – especially that last bit. Standards matter, but so do student emotions and perceptions. Besides, it’s not a question of choosing one over the other; they’re interwound. Students generally learn better when they feel secure and confident. Sure, some need to be humbled and shaken a bit if they’re going to rid themselves of complacency and entitlement and become their best selves. Others need wraparound services and a reliable source of protein if they’re going to have any chance of passing their state algebra exams.

The app didn’t much care about my feelings (obviously) or the state of mind I was in as my efforts continued to fall short. I confess that it did eventually force me to admit that I have a certain way I like to do things and that I have difficulty adjusting to what others require. In other words, it pushed me to “learn” something about my writing and myself. With enough revision and a better attitude I finally got the piece pretty close to what was asked of me.

At the same time, even if we assume the standards being applied were flawless, the inflexibility quickly pushed me past challenged and into chaffed. Not that many years ago I would have walked away from it altogether. In high school I’d have never kept at it long enough to snap. Once I realized how overwhelming the expectations were, I’d have done something else instead.

Captain Marvel QuoteAt the risk of sounding preachy about something I’m certain we all already know, let’s remember this coming year to be intentional and aware when it comes to standards and expectations and how we convey them. Don’t sacrifice your belief that students can and should do better just because it’s been a weird couple of years. Academics matter. Progress matters. Sometimes pushing them is for their own good. Sometimes they need to fail (short-term) to grow.

At the same time, many of us expect classroom dynamics and personal volatility to be particularly challenging this year – for them, for us, for everyone. Remember to recognize effort and growth and progress. Ask yourself when it’s best for the student to keep pushing and when you serve them best by celebrating improvement and calling it a win. You’re not an app, even if you felt like one for a good part of last year. Fight the faux crisis of “learning loss” or whatever else they throw at you this year and remember how good you sometimes are with live, in-person students.

Eyes open. Mind clear. You got this. And you can use all the adverbs you want.

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