Classroom Management, 1920’s Style (Part One)

CT Vol One1927-28 saw the publication of a full 12 volumes of The Class Room Teacher by Corinne A. Seeds, A.M., Principal of the Training School, Assistant Supervisor of Training, University of California at Los Angeles, with the cooperation of Milo B. Hillegas, Ph.D., LL.D., Professor of Education, Teachers College, Columbia University. 

What a mouthful. 

I am not aware that either of these individuals has a blog of their own, and as the series was published almost a century ago, chances are good both have gone to that great Teachers’ Lounge in the sky to mimeograph with the angels, as it were.

The following excerpts are from the first volume, in a chapter titled (dryly enough) “Classroom Control: Methods of Control.” While we often chuckle at antiquated teacher requirements or student behavior issues from days gone by, there are parts of this I find fascinating. 

The problem of classroom control is most vital and of outstanding, far-reaching importance. The future welfare of our country depends largely upon the methods of control used upon its future citizens. By these very methods teachers can produce anything from slaves who obey their masters explicitly without thinking, to freemen who make their choices only after careful deliberation and discussion. Thus it is of the utmost importance that teachers should know what types of control are best for the future welfare of a democracy.

Melodramatic much, Corinne? 

Teacher With PowerNote the assumptions in this introduction to what we’d today call ‘classroom management’ (the change in terminology itself suggests a very different mindset). First, that teachers actually have this much power over their students or anything else – so much so that we’re literally determining the future of democracy. Second, that young people must be molded and trained like pets, or a good horse, to function effectively in the world. 

The idea that the young require careful grooming in order to be useful was not unique to public education; it was more or less ubiquitous until the late 1950’s, when the concept of ‘teenager’ was born. This whole ‘discover their own way’ and ‘follow your dreams’ stuff is relatively new. You may blame or credit the 1960’s as you see fit. 

Once they were robots – useful, but stifled. Then they were butterflies, free, but useless. What today? 

Our democracy is composed of a conglomerate mass of individuals at all stages of ethical development, from those who obey the laws made by the group for the welfare of all only when they are forced to do so to those unselfish souls who realize that their highest development and happiness are reached only as they consider all and act according to the best interests of the whole group. Midway between these two extremes we find those who obey only because they have been trained to do so, some who conform because of fear of the disapproval of their fellow men, and still others who act in accord because they long for approbation. 

Hmmm… does she use all those big words because she longs for conglomerated approbation? 

Either way, this essentially holds true today – some follow the rules only when forced, others as long as they believe those rules to be ‘right’. Most are somewhere in between, adjusting with circumstances and personal issues. 

It would be folly to assume that one method of control, even the ideal, would prove sufficient to promote the best interests of the group. There should be as many types of control as there are attitudes toward it. While it is necessary at times to use the lower forms of control, yet it should be the hope of the democracy that in the dim distant future, through our methods of education, the ideal can be truly reached – “a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.” 

Patriotic FlapperSuch single-mindedness regarding the preparation of our young to become useful citizens! How very ‘spirit of the times’ – post WWI, pre-Depression and pre-WWII. Pretty patriotic for the ‘Roaring Twenties’, you little red, white and blue ‘flapper,’ you! 

Here’s my favorite part, though: 

The problem of control which the classroom teacher must meet is a miniature of the greater problem which confronts the democracy.  It is not easy for the teacher to know how to manage Mexican Pedro, whose father digs in the street, Isadore, the son of the Rabbi, Mary Evelyn, whose mother is president of the philosophical society, and forty others who differ more or less in native and acquired characteristics, so that they may live richly and cooperatively together in their school community and grow into better, happier boys and girls. Like the democracy she should be cognizant of the fact that the highest control is that which comes from within as a result of reason, and she should strive toward that as her ideal. But she should not be utterly crushed if at times she has to resort to coercion in order to promote the greatest good for the greatest number. 

Ha! OK, let’s set aside for a moment our 21st century ‘racism-alert’ and our commensurate ‘be-offended-by-everything’ genes. This is an effort to acknowledge diversity, circa 1920’s, and to encourage teachers to recognize the balance between preparing students from very different backgrounds to maintain their individuality while at the same time learning to function in as part of a community. 

Diversity ToysI mean, in its own way it’s rather enlightened. Add the emphasis on reason and it’s rather Enlightened as well. 

It’s interesting that she omitted Langston the clichéd Negro, whose father does something manual labor-ish or whatever. Is that a product of the segregation common in many cities at the time, or a choice based on other realities?

In order to meet the control problems found in the typical American classrooms, teachers use methods based upon the following general types or combinations of two or more types: 

(1) No control, wherein the children all do as they please. 

(2) Teacher control, wherein rules are made and enforced by the teacher. 

(3) Group control, wherein rules are made and enforced by the group working together for a common purpose. 

(4) Unselfish self-control, wherein each person considers the good of the whole. 

This ultra-listy super-scientific-sounding approach to pedagogy and classroom management is what makes so many teacher books onerous even today. It’s partly leftover from the categorization-happy Enlightenment and the love the philosophes had for lists. Today it’s an immediate sign of too much time in teacher school and too much research. 

Seriously, when do your kids or anything you try to do in class fit neatly into such categories? Ever? 

Next time, we’ll explore true atrocities in the classroom – dangerous projectiles, inappropriate uses of technology, and boys with their feet ON THE STOVE. It’s madness! 

Hogwarts Teachers

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10 Points for the Overwhelmed Student (Director’s Cut)

I hear you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed. I can help – if you’ll let me.

(*cue opening theme and credits*)

Breathe RightOne. You have GOT to BREATHE.

Long and deep, in through the nose… out through the mouth – good. A few more times…

No, don’t just read on – this stuff doesn’t work if you don’t do it. DO THE BREATHING, then listen to me.

Feeling StupidTwo. You’re not stupid.

I don’t know if you’re a genius or not, but genius isn’t necessary here. I assure you, if you were stupid, your teacher would be nicer to you. He or she would have called you aside long ago and had a conversation something like this:

“Hey, um… Angela. Look, I have some bad news. You’re too stupid for this class. It’s OK – it’s not your fault, Probably some combination of genetics and upbringing. BUT, we’re gonna need to get you into a slow kids class, OK?”

If that didn’t happen, you’re good.

DirectorDirector’s Cut:  Feeling stupid usually indicates you’re not.

There are studies and science for this, but if you were great at reading up on things we wouldn’t be having this conversation, so I’ll skip them. The short version is that smart people are far more aware of how much they don’t know and can’t do; ignorant people feel pretty good about their insights and expertise.

You’ve probably noted how often they loudly express as much.

As one of the ‘good kids’, you mostly hang out with other ‘good kids’. You’re all amazing, so it seems normal to you. It’s like being 6’8” in the NBA – still freakishly tall, but perpetually feeling like a midget.

Insecurity

Three. You’re not alone.

Sure, there are a number of your peers for whom school is much easier than it is for you. That’s OK – everyone’s different. Most of the folks around you, though, are just putting up a good front – many just as panicked as you.

I know because I’ve had this same conversation often enough to make a blog post out of it. No offense, but I wouldn’t do this for just you. Too much work.

DevilAngelShoulderFour. Shut yourself up.

I suppose you could take this literally, as in “find a quiet place” – which is also good advice. But here I mean inner-dialogue-wise.

Remember the old cartoons with the AngelYou and the DevilYou on opposite shoulders? Contrary to what you might think, DevilYou isn’t primarily focused on trying to get you to rob banks or do crack. Those aren’t legitimate temptations for you – you’re a ‘good kid’, remember?

It IS, however, willing to maintain a constant stream of deprecation and frustration, running in the background of everything you think, feel, say, or do. Details vary with personal insecurities, but whether it’s despair, rage, detached cynicism, or debauchery, it usually begins with tearing off little strips of you and pretending that’s the cost of being ‘honest’ with yourself.

That’s a lie, by the way.

You can’t kill it or completely mute it – it’s you, after all – but you can recognize it and turn it down. Assign AngelYou to keep it in check. Quietly if possible, but out loud if necessary. Seriously – talk to yourself, realistically but positively. It’s good for you.

DirectorDirector’s Cut: You can be realistic about your strengths and weaknesses without so much self-loathing.

That sort of internal immolation is actually a form of being WAY too full of yourself – this idea you somehow manage to suck enough that the universe takes special interest in your awfulness. Bullsh*t. Get back to work and get over yourself.

PlannersFive. Get a planner or agenda of some sort.

Mundane, right?

They work, but you have to use them. Starting TODAY, every hour, jot down what you did in class and what’s assigned and when it’s due. I know you think you’ll remember, but we’re having this conversation, so obviously…

Set your phone alarm to remind you at least twice each day – once around the time you get home from school and once several hours before you go to bed – to look at your planner. Read through it even if you don’t stop and do everything right then.

Anything that doesn’t get done gets copied onto the next day, and so on, until you do it. Continue this system even when you don’t think you need to – new habits take time.

Cross it OffSix. Choose a few things that won’t take long, do them, and cross them off.

If you do something that needs doing but wasn’t on the list, write it down, then cross it off. The reason this is so important is – look, just trust me on this.  Short version – track record of success. Helps.

This next one is huge. Are you still with me?

The IsolatorSeven. When you’re doing a thing, do that thing.

If you decide to read an assigned book for twenty minutes, set aside that voice panicking about chemistry homework. While you’re doing your math, stop getting on your phone to collaborate on that English project. Pick something, and do it. No second-guessing.

One task at a time. That’s the most you can do, ever.

It’s easy to run from worry to worry until you end up exhausted and frustrated without actually getting much done. One of the greatest hindrances to completing anything is worrying about all the other stuff you suddenly fear you should be doing instead.

That’s a trap and a lie. Shut it off and pick something – right or wrong. Do it exclusively.

JugglingEight. When you’re working, work.

When you’re reading, read.

When you’re thinking, think.

Put the phone far, far away. Whatever amazing things unfold in the 20 minutes you’re finishing your calculus, they’ll be there waiting for you when you take a break.

When you’re taking a break, take a break. Set a time limit and don’t keep finding reasons to go past it, but don’t keep worrying about what you’re not getting done.

And move around a little – it’s good for you emotionally and mentally as much as physically.

DirectorDirector’s Cut: Social power never comes from being perpetually or instantly available.

Even if it’s not your intention to dangle your approval over others, delayed response time raises your standing in direct correlation to the hours you let them wait. Think of the times you’ve waited for someone online. Who holds the power in those situations? 

All Nighter

Nine. Start the big hard stuff early.

Even if you do something else first, do the bad thing next. Leave time to be confused, ask questions, or start wrong.

Human nature is to put off the stuff we don’t fully understand and to avoid thinking about that which we most dread. Suddenly it’s midnight and everything is due and you’re so totally screwed and it all breaks down.

Again.

What’s wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

That’s DevilYou, by the way. Didn’t you assign AngelYou to reign her in?

Adult BabyTen. Do the parts you can do.

Do everything you can do, even if you’re not sure of all of it. Then ask for help with what you can’t.

Read the directions – for real, this time. Call a friend. Actually read the material, take the notes, watch the videos, or try the activities. You’d be surprised how often a student thinks they’re confused when really they just haven’t done the work yet.

I mean, ideally there’s a reason we assign it. If you knew how to do it already, we’d just be wasting your time. It’s supposed to be hard.

When you’ve done the parts you can, THEN email or visit with your teacher.

DirectorDirector’s Cut:

“I don’t get this.”

(What part don’t you get?)

“Any of it.”

(*sigh*)

Not effective.

“Mrs. _____, I have a question. I read this thing here and did this part here, and I notice in your example you indicate such and such. When I tried that, I had trouble figuring out ______________”

That I can work with. Makes it sound like you’re not just wandering around in a daze, waiting for a miracle.

Conclusion: It’s OK that it’s hard sometimes. Other times, it’s not nearly as hard as you make it. Try to separate your emotions from your thoughts from your abilities, and don’t get so derailed by what you WISH your teachers said or did differently. They didn’t, and they probably won’t, so work with what you’ve got. 

I promise you, you can do this. If I can understand it, ANYBODY can.

Kicking and Screaming

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10 Points for the Overwhelmed Student

I hear you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed. I can help – if you’ll let me.

(*cue opening theme and credits*)

Breathe RightOne. You have GOT to BREATHE.

Long and deep, in through the nose… out through the mouth – good. A few more times…

No, don’t just read on – this stuff doesn’t work if you don’t do it. DO THE BREATHING, then listen to me.

Feeling StupidTwo. You’re not stupid.

I don’t know if you’re a genius or not, but genius isn’t necessary here. I assure you, if you were stupid, your teacher would be nicer to you. He or she would have called you aside long ago and had a conversation something like this:

“Hey, um… Angela. Look, I have some bad news. You’re too stupid for this class. It’s OK – it’s not your fault, Probably some combination of genetics and upbringing. BUT, we’re gonna need to get you into a slow kids class, OK?”

If that didn’t happen, you’re good.

Insecurity

Three. You’re not alone.

Sure, there are a number of your peers for whom school is much easier than it is for you. That’s OK – everyone’s different. Most of the folks around you, though, are just putting up a good front – many just as panicked as you.

I know because I’ve had this same conversation often enough to make a blog post out of it. No offense, but I wouldn’t do this for just you. Too much work.

DevilAngelShoulderFour. Shut yourself up.

I suppose you could take this literally, as in “find a quiet place” – which is also good advice. But here I mean inner-dialogue-wise.

Remember the old cartoons with the AngelYou and the DevilYou on opposite shoulders? Contrary to what you might think, DevilYou isn’t primarily focused on trying to get you to rob banks or do crack. Those aren’t legitimate temptations for you – you’re a ‘good kid’, remember?

It IS, however, willing to maintain a constant stream of deprecation and frustration, running in the background of everything you think, feel, say, or do. Details vary with personal insecurities, but whether it’s despair, rage, detached cynicism, or debauchery, it usually begins with tearing off little strips of you and pretending that’s the cost of being ‘honest’ with yourself.

That’s a lie, by the way.

You can’t kill it or completely mute it – it’s you, after all – but you can recognize it and turn it down. Assign AngelYou to keep it in check. Quietly if possible, but out loud if necessary. Seriously – talk to yourself, realistically but positively. It’s good for you.

PlannersFive. Get a planner or agenda of some sort.

Mundane, right?

They work, but you have to use them. Starting TODAY, every hour, jot down what you did in class and what’s assigned and when it’s due. I know you think you’ll remember, but we’re having this conversation, so obviously…

Set your phone alarm to remind you at least twice each day – once around the time you get home from school and once several hours before you go to bed – to look at your planner. Read through it even if you don’t stop and do everything right then.

Anything that doesn’t get done gets copied onto the next day, and so on, until you do it. Continue this system even when you don’t think you need to – new habits take time.

Cross it OffSix. Choose a few things that won’t take long, do them, and cross them off.

If you do something that needs doing but wasn’t on the list, write it down, then cross it off. The reason this is so important is – look, just trust me on this.  Short version – track record of success. Helps.

This next one is huge. Are you still with me?

The IsolatorSeven. When you’re doing a thing, do that thing.

If you decide to read an assigned book for twenty minutes, set aside that voice panicking about chemistry homework. While you’re doing your math, stop getting on your phone to collaborate on that English project. Pick something, and do it. No second-guessing.

One task at a time. That’s the most you can do, ever.

It’s easy to run from worry to worry until you end up exhausted and frustrated without actually getting much done. One of the greatest hindrances to completing anything is worrying about all the other stuff you suddenly fear you should be doing instead.

That’s a trap and a lie. Shut it off and pick something – right or wrong. Do it exclusively.

JugglingEight. When you’re working, work.

When you’re reading, read.

When you’re thinking, think.

Put the phone far, far away. Whatever amazing things unfold in the 20 minutes you’re finishing your calculus, they’ll be there waiting for you when you take a break.

When you’re taking a break, take a break. Set a time limit and don’t keep finding reasons to go past it, but don’t keep worrying about what you’re not getting done.

And move around a little – it’s good for you emotionally and mentally as much as physically.

All Nighter

Nine. Start the big hard stuff early.

Even if you do something else first, do the bad thing next. Leave time to be confused, ask questions, or start wrong.

Human nature is to put off the stuff we don’t fully understand and to avoid thinking about that which we most dread. Suddenly it’s midnight and everything is due and you’re so totally screwed and it all breaks down.

Again.

What’s wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

That’s DevilYou, by the way. Didn’t you assign AngelYou to reign her in?

Adult BabyTen. Do the parts you can do.

Do everything you can do, even if you’re not sure of all of it. Then ask for help with what you can’t.

Read the directions – for real, this time. Call a friend. Actually read the material, take the notes, watch the videos, or try the activities. You’d be surprised how often a student thinks they’re confused when really they just haven’t done the work yet.

I mean, ideally there’s a reason we assign it. If you knew how to do it already, we’d just be wasting your time. It’s supposed to be hard.

When you’ve done the parts you can, THEN email or visit with your teacher.

Conclusion: It’s OK that it’s hard sometimes. Other times, it’s not nearly as hard as you make it. Try to separate your emotions from your thoughts from your abilities, and don’t get so derailed by what you WISH your teachers said or did differently. They didn’t, and they probably won’t, so work with what you’ve got. 

I promise you, you can do this. If I can understand it, ANYBODY can.

Kicking and Screaming

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5 Bad Assumptions Behind ‘Education Reform’

Reading Newspapers

Education reform efforts have been facing quite the backlash recently. You may suspect that teachers as a body are resistant to change, and perhaps afraid of a little accountability. You may wonder why they resent rhetoric promoting ‘higher expectations’. 

Fisher CostumeYou’re not entirely wrong. Few of us, teachers or no, like change or higher demands on our time and energy – especially when they come from people who have no idea what we do or what they’re talking about. 

I’d like to respectfully suggest, however, that we make note of some of the assumptions behind most education reform talk. If the assumptions are accurate, then we can debate the best course forward. 

If, however, the majority of ‘reform’ rhetoric is based on mistaken assumptions or intentionally propagated inaccuracies (what we in the education business sometimes call ‘lies’, or in the Latin, bovis stercus), then those assumptions and assertions must first be corrected. Otherwise, anything built upon them is destined to fail – and perhaps do great harm along the way. 

Assumption #1: Teachers just aren’t trying very hard.  

Bad TeacherThe only way VAM and TLE and other teacher evaluation measurements make any sense or improve anything is if they spur teachers to do a better job. If teachers are capable of doing something better, and aren’t doing it now, the only reasonable inference is that they don’t care enough to improve otherwise. 

If we believe that, let’s say so. A little evidence to support such an idea wouldn’t hurt, either. It’s probably not true in most cases, so that part might be tricky. 

Assumption #2: Teachers aren’t very good at anything, including teaching. 

You remember the old line – “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.” It’s been updated recently – those who can’t do, can’t teach, either.  

Pink Floyd TeacherIf the solution is ‘raising the bar’ for those entering the classroom, then the problem must be that those choosing education aren’t smart enough to do what they’re hired to do. If that’s true, it’s worth asking what would be useful in drawing ‘smarter’ people into the field – or how to better educate those already willing. 

But in the same way it’s tricky to devise a universal method to accurately assess a diverse body of students, it’s nearly impossible to delineate a specific knowledge base and set of skills you wish to demand of adults working with a heterogeneous mass of kids through a long series of unpredictable circumstances.

So… good luck with that. 

Assumption #3: There’s a surplus of highly qualified, brilliant, dedicated people just dying to get into the classroom if the bad, tenured and unionized teachers would just get out of the way. 

History 101No one wants this job.

Buy a few drinks for an administrator of your choice and start asking them for funny ‘teacher interview’ stories. You don’t like the people they’ve hired? You should see the lot they’ve turned away, even when it means unfilled positions. 

I’m curious… what’s preventing YOU from applying for the gig? 

Yeah, that’s what I thought. 

Districts can’t keep warm bodies in place, let alone top notch, hungry-to-martyr-themselves educators. It’s a real wet blanket on the ‘higher standards’ rhetoric when you can’t fill the positions already open. 

Assumption #4: Every kid should be able to master a certain level of math, history, reading, writing, science, government, financial literacy, computer skills, current events, and a wide variety of both life and academic skills, and demonstrate those things on some kinda big test. 

Why? 

Also, they can’t. At least not all of them can. Turns out kids aren’t as similar as you might wish. 

I’m bewildered why adults who maintain such passion about various subject areas or testing standards won’t take the same tests we want our kids to master. If that knowledge and those skills are so essential, you should do great! If they’re not – and if you’re doing just fine without being able to score whatever arbitrary number has been chosen this year – why should 16-year olds have to die in that ditch? 

EOI History Sample

Do you know the answer, without looking anything up? 

If not, you have no value as a person, student, or employee. Period. Let’s try another. 

EOI Biology Sample

How’d you do? 

Keep in mind that if you can’t answer these off the top of your head, you’ll never be successful at anything ever, and neither will they. 

EOI Math Sample 1

EOI Math Sample 2

Should I even ask?

There’s nothing wrong with any of these subjects or questions, but every time you hear yourself or someone else wonder why kids can’t be expected to know “the basics” or “anything important,” remember how you did with these and the extent to which that answer has shaped the rest of YOUR life.  

And if you got them all, congratulations – you’ve mastered 10th grade. 

Assumption #5: Schools fail because of problems within the school – bad teachers, bad leadership, bad kids, etc. 

The obsolete structure and mindset of the public school system is a disaster. There are certainly problematic students in the mix, but most behavior and other problems stem from trying to fit 21st century teenagers with a wide variety of interests, backgrounds, and skill sets, into a 19th century factory model designed for entirely different priorities in very different times. 

We can’t break all of them – some of them survive, unfortunately for our state rankings.  

Dude WTFWe can’t vary the curriculum significantly – state law. We can’t afford meaningful, hands-on learning of the sort you keep reading we should be doing, nor can we spare ‘core curriculum’ time to do anything interesting that kids might actually want to explore (and on which we could then build essential universals, like reading and writing and mathematical reasoning) – state law and legislative purse strings. 

We can’t show great flexibility with time trapped in desks, whether in quantity or times of day students must be detained – state law. We can’t toss the A-F grading system or the 100% scale which reduces everything a child learns or does in a semester to a single digit, nor can we commit to something more meaningful and descriptive than traditional GPA – higher ed and parents demand those numbers. 

We can’t pull out kids with similar needs or challenges to receive customized help or guidance in separate classes or specialized schools – state law. Nor are we given the resources to do it properly within our current structures – legislative pursestrings.

Testing CartoonWe can’t hold kids with the most potential to real academic standards or expectations of personal responsibility – angry parents, strange cultural ideals about the need to have 102% in everything and never struggle or fail, and administrators who are under a lot of pressure to show that every single child in the district is Top 10%. 

I don’t offer any of this up as an excuse, or even a complaint. I do offer them as rebuttal to the most common complaints – and worse, the most common ‘solutions’ – I hear regarding public education. 

There are MANY problems with the current system, the current standards, current resources, current restrictions – maybe even some of the current teachers and current leaders. But until we can address the whole picture accurately and honestly, no degree of rhetorical chicanery will do much more than kick the corpse of our ideals and rifle its pockets for change.  

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The Awareness Test

In the wide realm of things everyone else seems to have heard of except me, a colleague shared this video at a recent PLC:

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There are several variations, although once you know kinda what to look for, you think you’re getting better at it:

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Of course, just when you think you’re looking for the ‘right’ things…

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Sometimes the idea is done for class projects, other times to promote a show (above). It’s also popular with PSA about things like paying attention to bicyclists when you’re driving, or in this case:

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It’s funny, though, how often I missed stuff even when I thought I had a pretty good idea what sorts of things I should be looking for:

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The human brain is amazing at filtering out extraneous information when it really wants to and when it’s had some practice.

I know – you’re picturing your teenager, seemingly unable to set her phone down at dinner or your spouse who keeps checking his texts every time the dryer beeps. So, it’s more evident in some cases than others.

Much of it seems to be ‘preset’ by evolution (or, if you prefer, by the way the good Lord made us), and it’s NOT a bad thing. Can you imagine trying to get through even a relatively calm day if you were equally absorbed by everything around you – every image, sound, movement, option? We’d never be able to accomplish… anything!

This seems to be part of what’s happening with those we label ‘ADHD’. We’re living in rather stimulating times, and yet we insist they stay fascinated by US in a square room surrounded by diverse peers for hours at a time. They lack the ability, whether chemically or developmentally.

But that’s not why I bring up these Awareness Tests.

I’m more worried about the kids who ARE able to screen out extraneous information. We’ve done a great job teaching them to keep track at all costs of how many passes the team in white makes, or how many times the bird drops the stick. They’ve mastered the ability to zero in on the specific elements which result in ‘success’ according to our measurements – 94%, ‘B’, etc.

And yet we wring our hands and wonder why they don’t fall in love with the great short story, the fascinating complexities of history, the wonders of chemistry, or the moonwalking bear. We’re bewildered that they can’t seem to appreciate the stuff we find so very important, even though we’re the ones making sure they’re punished for not keeping track of those damn sticks.

What’s the matter – afraid of a ‘high standards’ and a little accountability?

We’re doing it wrong. I’m not sure I know the ‘right’ ways to do it differently, but I am confident this is not it.

Doing It Wrong

My daughter is not the perfect student. She’s scathingly unforgiving of the slightest perceived flaws in her teachers (no idea where she gets this – must be from her mom’s side of the family). She has trouble getting up for school in the morning, and she spends too much time thinking she’s working while what she’s really doing is Twitter with her calculus book nearby.

Her state test scores were off the charts, and she was a National Merit Semi-finalist derailed only by her GPA – those magic marks we use to reduce each child’s value and learning experience to one of five letters and a number between 1-100 which no one can actually explain or justify.

Her situation is unique only in that she is either unwilling or unable to play the game as well as many of her peers. They learn to count the passes of the white team, the black team, and eventually they can be trained to spot when the curtain changes color. In the process they learn to ‘filter out’ anything not being measured, rewarded, or punished.

They hate it, but they’ve been brought up to believe this is what you do – digging holes in one part of the field and filling them in another, then reversing the process the next day because that’s what their captors tell them to do if they want to earn good marks.

She used to ask me the best questions about chemistry and mathematics – stuff I had no idea how to begin answering – and like an idiot I suggested she ask her teachers. But they’re in the same game, and discouraged such distractions. I’m not sure they always even knew what she was asking, or how to respond. 

She doesn’t ask anymore. She’s learning. 

I’m not talking about the kids completely alienated and marginalized by our system, the ones who fail and get in trouble and lower our teacher evals. I’m not talking about ‘bad’ schools – the ones supposedly hiding all of those ‘lazy’ teachers afraid of accountability. I’m talking about ‘successful’ students in top districts – the ones who we need leading tomorrow and being the future and lighting starfish in buckets or whatever.

We’ve taught them to ignore the moonwalking bears at all costs. We’ve taught them to grab the ‘right’ answer and present it carefully formatted in the ‘correct’ way no matter what they have to kill in themselves or filter out in their surroundings in order to do so. And every time we change the directions (‘OK, look for the bear this time’), they’ll do the new thing just as single-mindedly.

It’s not the fault of a few ‘bad apples’ in the classroom. We’re all part of a system requiring such travesties for our kids to graduate. Individual educators can fight it, but if you fight it too well, your students will end up outside the game and never make it into a decent college or whatever – so… that’s a problem.

We’ve broken them in the name of education, and I’m pretty sure we’re all going to teacher hell as a result. I’m increasingly unsure whether I can do it anymore. Maybe I can’t stop the abuse done in the name of ‘standards’, but that doesn’t mean I have to help sew the straitjackets. We’ve GOT to find a better way.

Dragging Away 

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