Forever Unfit To Be A Slave (A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing, Part Two)

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FD Learning To Read

In Part One, I waxed eloquent about secession and the South’s stated reasons for attempting to leave. Among their many complaints – most of which involved perceived threats to slavery – was the North’s tolerance of those who snuck in and taught slaves stuff.

A little knowledge, it turns out, can be a dangerous thing.

Frederick Douglass, in his first autobiography (1845), describes his epiphany regarding education:

My new mistress proved to be all she appeared when I first met her at the door,—a woman of the kindest heart and finest feelings. She had never had a slave under her control previously to myself, and prior to her marriage she had been dependent upon her own industry for a living. She… had been in a good degree preserved from the blighting and dehumanizing effects of slavery…

One thing Douglass’s account shares with those of Solomon Northup, Harriet Jacobs, and others, is their insistence that not all slave-owners were naturally cruel and evil people. They avoid neatly dividing people into ‘good’ and ‘bad’ and instead focus on the system, and its effect on those involved – slave or free, black or white.

Rather than letting a few slaveholders off the moral hook, it puts the rest of us on it. When the problem is bad people, we’re safe because we’re not them. When the problem is something larger, something systemic, which we either ignore or tolerate, we’re no longer absolved.

Very soon after I went to live with Mr. and Mrs. Auld, she very kindly commenced to teach me the A, B, C. After I had learned this, she assisted me in learning to spell words of three or four letters… 

Mr. Auld found out what was going on, and at once forbade Mrs. Auld to instruct me further, telling her, among other things, that it was unlawful, as well as unsafe, to teach a slave to read. To use his own words, further, he said… “A nigger should know nothing but to obey his master—to do as he is told to do. Learning would spoil the best nigger in the world.”

Knowledge Is PowerMr. Auld was no fool. He knew that control – whether of populations or individuals – begins through the information to which they have access. Whoever controls knowledge controls everything else – especially when it comes to maintaining a system based on privilege and inheritance.

You know, like the one we pretend we don’t have today.

”Now,” said he, “if you teach that nigger (speaking of myself) how to read, there would be no keeping him. It would forever unfit him to be a slave. He would at once become unmanageable, and of no value to his master. As to himself, it could do him no good, but a great deal of harm. It would make him discontented and unhappy.”

Mr. Auld is at least honest. Rather than claim young Frederick CAN’T learn, the problem is very much that he CAN – and as things stand, that helps no one. Raised expectations are a curse both ways.

These words sank deep into my heart, stirred up sentiments within that lay slumbering, and called into existence an entirely new train of thought…

Isn’t that what the best learning does? Challenge everything, and force you to separate the assured from the assumed?

I now understood what had been to me a most perplexing difficulty—to wit, the white man’s power to enslave the black man… From that moment, I understood the pathway from slavery to freedom. It was just what I wanted, and I got it at a time when I the least expected it…

If your room under the stairs is all you’ve ever known, you may not be happy, but you can hardly fathom more. Once you’ve gone to a museum or zoo, your horizons are forever altered – there are things out there of which you didn’t know. And Hogwarts… still full of limits, but compared to the room under the stairs…?

HP Under StairsThere’s nothing wrong with learning to be content with what you have, but that’s a choice we can only make if we have some glimpse of the alternatives. Until then, you’re just… stuck.

Douglass started tasting something bigger than he’d known, and for the first time found himself able to give form to his sense of bondage.

I was now about twelve years old, and the thought of being a slave for life began to bear heavily upon my heart. Just about this time, I got hold of a book entitled “The Columbian Orator.” Every opportunity I got, I used to read this book. Among much of other interesting matter, I found in it a dialogue between a master and his slave.

The slave was represented as having run away from his master three times. The dialogue represented the conversation which took place between them, when the slave was retaken the third time. In this dialogue, the whole argument in behalf of slavery was brought forward by the master, all of which was disposed of by the slave. The slave was made to say some very smart as well as impressive things in reply to his master—things which had the desired though unexpected effect; for the conversation resulted in the voluntary emancipation of the slave on the part of the master…

Slavery is bad, and running away was illegal. Talking back to one’s master was dangerous and not to be advised – it was unlikely to lead to your emancipation. All this book lacked to be utterly perverse by the standards of the day were zombies and a gay shower scene. And yet, Douglass discovered benefit in reading this work of subversive fiction.

FDDouglass connected with a character who was in some ways like himself – not in wise words or holy determination, but in the ways his life sucked, like being a slave. This fictional character, however, was able to demonstrate at least one possible way to endure or even flourish in the ugly, imperfect situation in which he was mired. He resonated far more than an idealized hero-figure of some sort could have, belching platitudes while fighting off the darkness with patriotic pluck.

Douglass became who he was partly because of a banned book.

The reading of these documents enabled me to utter my thoughts, and to meet the arguments brought forward to sustain slavery; but while they relieved me of one difficulty, they brought on another even more painful than the one of which I was relieved. The more I read, the more I was led to abhor and detest my enslavers. I could regard them in no other light than a band of successful robbers, who had left their homes, and gone to Africa, and stolen us from our homes, and in a strange land reduced us to slavery. I loathed them as being the meanest as well as the most wicked of men. 

Here’s the number one reason governments and religions and parents and schools ban whatever they ban. It’s nearly impossible to maintain the illusion you’re doing someone a huge favor by keeping them locked under the staircase once they’ve visited Hogwarts – even by proxy. The power to question is the power to overcome.

As I read and contemplated the subject, behold! that very discontentment which Master Hugh had predicted would follow my learning to read had already come, to torment and sting my soul to unutterable anguish. As I writhed under it, I would at times feel that learning to read had been a curse rather than a blessing. It had given me a view of my wretched condition, without the remedy. It opened my eyes to the horrible pit, but to no ladder upon which to get out.

In moments of agony, I envied my fellow-slaves for their stupidity. I have often wished myself a beast. I preferred the condition of the meanest reptile to my own. Anything, no matter what, to get rid of thinking!

Finally, something our elected representatives could support.

Douglass went on to become one of the most powerful speakers and important writers of the 19th century. He also turned out to be a pretty good American, despite his dissent regarding any number of issues.

Turns out you can do that.

Martin Luther & His 95 ThesesLearning is dangerous, but not to the person doing the learning. It can hurt along the way, but you usually end up better off for it.

Learning is dangerous to men whose ideas lack sufficient merit or whose systems lack sufficient substance to maintain their influence over people once they have other options. 

Schoolhouse Rock intoned in the 1970’s that “It’s great to learn – ‘Cause Knowledge is Power!” A few thousand years before, Jesus of Nazareth had promised his followers that “you will know the truth, and the truth will set your free.” He was speaking most directly of Himself and salvation, but the principle echoes past the specifics. 

In a time of strict codes and limited freedom, He offended the churchiest of them with his associations, the liberties he took with the law designed to protect them from damnation, and by suggesting we might not need holy arbiters any longer to find our way.

At the risk of getting preachy, the curtain tore long before Martin Luther nailed his complaints to the door.

Perhaps the Scribes and Pharisees had underlying good intentions, being naturally rooted in the ways of Old Testament law. They grew up under a God who’d kill you for touching His ark, even if it was to prevent it falling to the ground. We’ll cut them some slack.

Scarlet Letter ShadowThe Inquisitions and Puritans and Assigners of Scarlet Letters in New Testament times have no such excuse. If their faith is what they claim, it’s a faith based on light and truth and – above all – informed choice. Jesus and Paul may not have had much in common, but there’s no record of either lying or hiding something they didn’t want the world to see. They had enough faith in their message that it could withstand freedom of choice. They didn’t want to capture anyone who didn’t wish to be won. 

You don’t make better citizens or better Christians by hiding or prohibiting things you don’t want them to know. You can’t strengthen faith by torturing those who sin. You certainly can’t narrow the gap between young people and American ideals by doing a better job bullsh*tting them.

It’s wrong to even try, of course, but it also just doesn’t work.

Let’s have a little faith in our spiritual ideals, and our foundational values as a nation. Let’s offer enough light and live enough of an example that we can risk letting those we love have a little freedom. If they come back…

Well, you know the rest.

Darth Dove

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Reading in Social Studies

 Vast Endless Sea

I’m a big fan of reading in social studies. I realize there are reasons we don’t do more of it, but I don’t want ‘lack of ideas’ to be one of them.

At the end of this post is a link to some content-specific lists compiled from teacher suggestions at various workshops and in my own department. I’ve read most of them along the way, but some descriptions are paraphrased from other sources. I’ve tried to stick with titles either recommended by multiple teachers or at least recommended somewhat passionately by whoever did the recommending. I’ve also tried to leave out titles not currently in print, since that would render them rather difficult to use in class.

I’m also looking for your suggestions for other titles, or comments if you’ve used any of these in class yourself – what you liked, or didn’t, thoughts for other teachers considering them, or other titles you’d use instead – and why. Don’t do it for me – do it for… *sniff* the children.

Reading Sets You Free

Questions about why and how and when to fit in reading to an already overcrowded schedule deserve more time and wisdom than I’m able to give them here, but that hasn’t stopped me from anything else on this site, so…

First – I teach a non-tested subject in a district which has consistently prioritized literacy for over a decade. I have my kids read because I can. I never ever judge another teacher for doing what they think is best for their kids in their classroom, but I will try to make the case for you to consider rethinking the time you’re not dedicating to reading.  

OK, I might actually be judging you a little. But I assure you, I’ll do my best to hide it. 

Second – In my department, every class uses at least two novels or other ‘outside books’ (i.e., non-textbooks) per semester. Most of us use three or four. If you can’t do that, do one per semester. Different teachers in the department do it different ways – some read to their kids, others have them in small groups, etc. We struggle with the right balance between supporting the reading (previewing vocab, setting the scene, etc.), holding the kids accountable for reading (quizzes or small projects), and just leaving them alone to READ without always thinking of it as one more requirement to check off the list.

But we all read. Regularly. 

Connected KidThird – Reading supports content. ‘Going deep’ on a few key moments, issues, or individuals provides an ‘anchor’ in students historical understanding. It makes knowledge from before, during, and after that anchor ‘stickier’ – easier to understand, easier to remember. 

Fourth – Reading is good for them. It’s good for them long-term for a dozen reasons you know as well as I do. It’s good for them short-term because it helps them learn to focus and think in ways disrupted by modern conveniences and technology. I’m not anti-tech by any means, but our darlings need more practice than ever before committing to one linear task at a time. So do many of us.

Fifth – Reading has a chance of being enjoyable. I don’t want my kids to leave my class hating history for all the reasons many of my peers did years ago. History is so neato keen awesome swell strange, don’t you think? Novels increase the odds they’ll get a taste of that. Do you really think their test scores will be higher if they hate EVERYTHING they’re supposed to know, but in more detail?

Speaking of which…

Sixth – Reading increases test scores. I know, I know – we’re trying to pretend to be above such things. But how much of YOUR state test is reading comprehension? Even if it’s not, how many of your kids are missing stuff they shouldn’t miss because they can’t or won’t read the entire question, the provided excerpts, or whatever? 

Seventh – Reading is good for them. I know I said this one already, but it merits repeating. I realize every state has different pressures, and every district and building and classroom different challenges, but at some point we all signed up for this gig to help kids, right? I want to make it to retirement without getting in trouble as much as anyone, but if we’re not pushing for what’s best for our kids while we’re here, maybe we should bail now and go sell shoes or something where we’ll do less damage. 

There’s a discussion worth having about how to come up with books, etc. Feel free to email me if you’d like some ideas, but chances are you or those around you have a half-dozen things you could try if you decide it’s important to you. There are usually ways. That being said, I’m always happy to discuss – [email protected]

Oh – I almost forgot… THE CURRENT LIST!  

Snow Reading

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Training the Voices In Your Head (Slightly Less Awkward Practice)

A slightly less awkward way to promote awareness of those ‘inner voices’ is to use a movie clip of some sort as our temporary substitute for a reading selection. We’ll watch a bit of it, then stop and practice some of the types of questioning and thinking we want to inculcate in our reading voices as well. Ideally it’s something high-interest but which most of them haven’t seen before.

Let’s start with this:

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I choose random people around the room and ask things like…

What’s any question you have about this clip or anything in it so far? (If you have none, pretend you do and ask that one instead.) {We always start with this and do at least 3 or 4 people.}

What does this remind you of – in history, fiction, movies, your personal life, anything? In what way? {Keep prodding until you get a couple of different responses.}

What’s the mood of this excerpt so far? How do you know? {Dramatic? Humorous? Action? Scary? Dry?}

What’s going to happen next? {I like to wrap up each ‘color thinking’ segment with 3 or 4 of these predictions.}

OK, let’s see if any of our questions are answered or how we did with our predictions:

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We repeat the process, making sure to include students who haven’t participated yet. I vary my prodding as seems appropriate, but try to avoid ‘leading’ answers – I’m not needing them to be ‘correct’ about anything; I’m wanting them to practice interacting with the ‘text’ (which in this case, is a movie clip).

If you didn’t do so the first time, you should answer some of these yourself before moving on. Make some predictions and such. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. 

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More ‘color commentary’ type prodding.

This is a good time to remind participants or students that what we’re doing is very much like what we should be doing when we read. When we’re genuinely interested in something, we do this anyway – sometimes out loud. It’s why old people don’t like to be in theaters with teenagers, or why you (er… or rather, why this one guy you know) accidentally threw buffalo wings across the room because SOME people can’t seem to hold on to the ball even when it’s a CRITICAL 4TH DOWN and it hits you RIGHT IN THE NUMBERS!!! It’s what’s fun about watching singing or sex partner competitions together – you question, predict, challenge, associate – both internally and with one another.

The more boring, difficult, or tedious a reading assignment is, the more important it is to PRACTICE interacting with it in this way so we can become more effective at understanding, processing, and remembering it. The more we PRETEND to be super-interested, the more kinda-sorta-interested we’ll manage to be. The better we get at understanding and analyzing what we read, boring or not, the less we’ll hate it and the more we’ll remember – meaning less time spent forcing ourselves and more time spent just reading it and ‘getting’ it.

At least that’s the goal. Last clip:

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You may, of course, use something more educational as your sample. I’m a fan of learning new skills with non-threatening material – either something fun or something review-ish.Ideally we then learn new content with comfortable skills – stuff we at least kinda already know how to do.

You could, for example, immediately follow this exercise with a passage of some sort which you actually care about, broken into appropriately-sized ‘chunks’. After each chunk, they could ‘interact’ – either with each other, as a class, or on paper. Eventually this builds into annotations, dialectic journals, Cornell notes, or whatever.

Thinking Out Loud

At this stage, however – if we’re truly interesting in building a long-term, universally meaningful reading skill – it’s probably better to cover less and really ‘own’ it than to blow through more and not truly retain any of it. Better to practice often than long, in this case.

Or so I’d respectfully propose.

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Training the Voices In Your Head (Awkward Practice)

Pitch Perfect AnnouncersOne way to highlight the role of the Color Commentary Voice is to model it with students – both what it sounds like when it’s MISBEHAVING and what it might sound like when its’ COOPERATING. To do this, I ask for a volunteer with a strong reading voice to read aloud from something educational I want to cover anyway. I explain that they’ll be the Play-By-Play Voice, and should pause when I interrupt. When I shut up, the Play-By-Play should pick up where it left off. 

The first time, I’ll model an uncooperative Color Commentary, and ask them if this experience seems at all familiar. It might go something like this:

“Excerpt from Democracy In America, by Alexis De Tocqueville”

Why do the French always use so many letters we’re not even supposed to pronounce? 

“But in the United States the majority, which so frequently displays-“ 

What time is it? I wonder of Maddi’s texted me back yet…

“-the tastes and the propensities of a despot, is still destitute of the more perfect instruments of tyranny.” 

I’ll bet I can slide my phone out enough to check while everyone’s reading. It will just take a second.” 

“In the American republics the activity of the central Government has never as yet been extended-“

distracted

Nope. Crap – maybe I said the wrong thing. It’s stupid. If she can’t let a little joke go, who needs her? Is it lunch time yet? What time is this class over again? 

“-beyond a limited number of objects sufficiently prominent to call forth its attention. The secondary affairs of society have never been regulated by its authority,” 

Check that out. Lana in those tights. Or yoga pants. Whatever they are. Dang, girl! We should – oh, she’s looking back turn away look casual! Hmm hmm hmm… ‘regulated by its authority,’ yep.

“-and nothing has hitherto betrayed its desire of interfering in them. The majority is become more and more absolute, but it has not increased the prerogatives of the central government;” 

I forgot to ask Mom if I could go to Jackson’s after school. I should tell her it’s for a Biology project or something… no, she’d never buy it. History, maybe? If my stupid parents would just buy me Targeted Zone: Eternal Brimstone, I wouldn’t have to deal with Jackson and his stupid snorting and dumb jokes. 

“-those great prerogatives have been confined to a certain sphere; and although the despotism of the majority may be galling upon one point, it cannot be said to extend to all.” 

I gotta pee.  

STOP. 

Paired ReadingI’ll ask the room to tell me, without looking down at the passage, what my volunteer Play-By-Play Voice has just read. Usually they can tell me little or nothing. Maybe just the general subject? Anything jump out? 

Mostly, of course, they remember the yoga pants and the video game and having to pee. Does this experience seem familiar? 

Always. 

We all do it sometimes. Some of us do it most of the time when trying to read something that doesn’t particularly engage us, or that we simply don’t want to read. Sometimes it’s difficult even when we DO want to read it – we just have trouble staying focused, especially if the passage is difficult. 

We need to train our Color Commentator to work FOR us instead of AGAINST us. We don’t have to MEAN it when we begin practicing this – we just have to DO it. The more boring or tedious the passage, the more important it is to interact with it, focus intense interest on it, and intentionally do all of the things we’d do naturally and often unconsciously if we were really and truly engaged.

So we’re going to do it again – same passage, same Play-By-Play voice. But this time, I’m going to try to model what my Color Commentator SHOULD be doing. 

“Excerpt from Democracy In America, by Alexis De Tocqueville” 

OK, I remember this guy. Kind of. We’ve read other stuff from him – he travelled through the U.S. in, like, the 1830’s or so and wrote about what he saw. Seems to be considered a legit source of observation – with the perspective of someone ‘outside’.

“But in the United States the majority, which so frequently displays the tastes and the propensities of a despot-“ 

The majority – so, like 51% or more. We’re big on ‘majority rule’ in the U.S., but he’s saying sometimes that majority acts kinda like a dictator, which we DON’T like.  

“-is still destitute of the more perfect instruments of tyranny.” 

I’m not sure where he’s going with this. The majority sometimes has the same desires and tendencies of a despot… but is destitute – lacks – doesn’t have? ‘the more perfect instruments of tyranny.’ Huh. I don’t quite get this last part, but maybe he’s going to say even the worst elements of majority rule aren’t as bad as tyranny. I’ll look for clarification as I move on. 

Reading Partners“In the American republics the activity of the central Government has never as yet been extended beyond a limited number of objects sufficiently prominent to call forth its attention-“ 

OK, OK, think this through. The American republics – that’s gotta mean the U.S. and however many states there were in the 1830s. We’re before the Civil War still, so… 20? 25? Doesn’t matter. The central government is Washington, D.C. – the federal government. OK – the feds haven’t yet started worrying about anything except the big stuff – probably the stuff NOT covered by the Articles of Confederation… the Alexander Hamilton stuff – war, the economy, etc. Tocqueville is saying the central government only pays attention to big national stuff (although ‘as yet’ suggests it might eventually – wouldn’t HE be surprised today?) 

“-The secondary affairs of society have never been regulated by its authority, and nothing has hitherto betrayed its desire of interfering in them. The majority is become more and more absolute, but it has not increased the prerogatives of the central government;”  

OK, I was right. That is what he’s saying. Even with a… a… stronger, more homogenous majority (was the country becoming more the SAME in the 1830’s? I’m not sure about that…) the central government hasn’t started trying to control ‘the secondary affairs of society’. Not sure what they meant to Tocqueville, but it hadn’t yet started trying to control EVERYTHING in the name of the majority – just the most important stuff. There were plenty of individual rights – wait, no… plenty of states’ rights – left to be had. 

“-those great prerogatives have been confined to a certain sphere; and although the despotism of the majority may be galling upon one point, it cannot be said to extend to all.” 

I could look up ‘prerogatives’, but given the context I think he’s just restating what I said a second ago. The phrase ‘despotism of the majority’ is weird… it sounds contradictory, but reminds me of something… oh! Our teacher talked about the Founders fearing ‘mob rule’ – the ‘tyranny of the majority’! I don’t remember the details, but something in the Federalist papers somewhere talked about factions balancing each other so this wouldn’t happen. I wonder if that’s related to this… but I gotta pee.  

STOP. 

Interacting ChickenNow it’s time for the most awkward thing I’m going to ask them to do all year. We’re going to practice the process in pairs.

I’ll point out that the excerpt we’ve been using is divided into relatively short paragraphs (or chunks, or whatever). One partner will start as Play-By-Play, and the other as Color Commentary. At each paragraph (or chunk), they’ll switch. 

And yes, they should practice doing it the cooperative, useful way. Someone always asks. 

This part requires serious monitoring, and I stop them from time to time to make sure the Color Commentator voice is on topic and hasn’t simply fallen silent. It’s up to you how long to let it continue, but I don’t usually go more than 4-5 minutes. 

I assure you, it’s a very long 4-5 minutes. 

I only do it once, but for the rest of the year I can always refer back to it – “What are your inner voices doing?” It also leads nicely into annotating or ‘Marking Up’ the text – which is really just playing both roles yourself, on paper. Both support Cornell Notes, Dialectic Journals, or whatever other sort of ‘AP’ or ‘College-Style’ note-taking you might teach.  

Of course, this can be a pretty chaotic, awkward process. Sometimes I’d rather do it slightly less awkwardly…

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Training The Voices In Your Head (Intro)

Inner DirectorLet’s talk about the voices in our heads. 

We all have them. For some, they may become so pronounced as to become a distraction, or require some outside help to control, but let’s not fool ourselves – most of us have at least a few up there, vying for attention. You may remember the classic 90’s educational program on this subject, Herman’s Head:

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At the moment, however, I’d like to focus on the voices primarily involved in reading. I am NOT a ‘reading specialist’ – and my science is subject to challenge (you did notice I cited a Fox Sitcom by way of evidence just now, yes?) – but I DO have some experience working with students who think they’re poor readers (but don’t have to be) and modeling effective reading strategies with teachers who, well… didn’t sign up to teach reading. 

Seriously – we didn’t know that was going to be a thing. We thought, you know… they’d come to us knowing. 

But they don’t – at least not all of them. We can wring our hands and point our fingers and lament how wonderful students used to be in whatever our golden age of false memories happens to be, but for now let’s look at a few basics that might be helpful for US – with OUR students in OUR subject right now. The one we DID sign up to teach. 

(Yes, yes – we teach ‘students’ not ‘subjects’ and all that. You get my point though… don’t quibble.) 

Ralph & RazorIf you watch sports at all, you know there’s a minimum number of announcers necessary to properly call any event, match, or game. Sometimes you’ll get a half-dozen or so in the studio, and another three or four in the booth, but they’re extra. Look past the fluff, and at the core you’ll almost always find two main roles – Play-By-Play and Color Commentary.

The Play-By-Play guy tells you what’s happening on the field/court/ice, even though you’re watching it at the same time. Sounds redundant, yes? But if you’ve learned your favorite sport by watching it on TV, then someday go to a live game, you’ll miss this guy. 

We apparently like being told what’s happening while it’s happening. The Play-By-Play guy helps keep things clear and focused on the narrative of this game, right now. It’s all about the play, ‘bout the play, no color…

All About The Bass

Inner ThoughtsThen the whistle blows, or the buzzer sounds, and the action is momentarily paused. This is where the Color Commentator guy jumps in to discuss the strategies recently employed in the contest – in the action just called. He talks about the players involved, their backgrounds, recent injuries, etc. He’ll explain what the coach is hoping to accomplish by whatever decisions he’s made, or otherwise fill in context and personality to the actual play occurring before and after his interpretations and insights.

The Color Commentator is why those of you watching favorite teams over a period of time begin to feel like you KNOW them, why each player has a personality to you, and you feel a connection to them. They’re why we’re able to believe we’re in some way connected to these athletes – like all that’s lacking for us to order a pizza and drink some beer together is opportunity. “Is that you, Antoine Roussel? Get your crazy French *** over here and have some of these chili fries! Waiter? Another Keystone!’

Color Commentary brings the game alive and gives it meaning. Then action resumes, and Play-By-Play is off and running again. 

The roles aren’t quite that delineated in practice, but that’s the general idea. We find this basic setup in everything from Stanley Cup Playoffs to local high school football broadcasts on deep cable, so it must resonate across specifics. There must be something about it we find necessary to fully enjoy the game.

It’s the same when we read. 

Most of us have a ‘reading voice’ that scans the strange scribbles on the page or screen before us and translates them into words, which it then ‘reads’ to us. The spoken word came long before the written in world history; alphabets are tools to echo speech – not the reverse. 

You’ll sometimes notice young readers or those struggling with a passage or still learning a new language moving their lips as they read. That’s why. 

Harry Potter CharactersThe ‘reading voice’ we hear is usually our own. If you’re reading a book by Oprah Winfrey, you probably ‘hear’ it in her voice. When I re-read Harry Potter, I tend to ‘hear’ the characters from the movies when their antecedents have dialogue in the text. But most of the time we’re our own Play-By-Play voice – we read to ourselves without consciously recognizing it.

Then there’s the other voice. The one we have to watch out for. It can be an essential ally or our greatest distraction. 

Have you ever finished a page only to realize you have no idea what you’ve just read? That’s because while your Play-By-Play was chugging along faithfully, it was drowned out by whatever your Color Commentator voice had on its mind. Those calls you were supposed to make, the laundry you’re behind on, what to have for dinner, whether or not the Bachelorette will make the ‘right’ decision… our color voice is a varied and fascinating creature.

The reason cell phones are the devil is that they appeal to the worst part of our Color Commentary voice – that inquiring, connection-seeking, narrative-forming, wondering-wandering voice. The constant, chaotic connection allowed by your average smart phone is Color Commentator crack.

Brain VoicesReaders who struggle with Play-By-Play need specific reading instruction and assistance. We do our best to prop them up with vocabulary previews, anticipation guides, or whatever, but our bang-for-the-buck is going to be limited with them. We’ll keep doing what we can, but the Play-By-Play skill is a long time developing and only gets harder to ‘fix’ as we get older – especially without willing application.

But many of our readers can Play-By-Play just fine. They call out words with the best of them, although their inflection is usually lacking. They read with confidence, and assure you they are ‘DONE!’ 

When you ask what they’ve read, though, or probe for some detail or connection therein, they have no idea. What’s worse, they may not even recognize that this is a problem, or believe it’s in their power to address. Many wouldn’t know how to do so if they did. That issue lies with their out-of-control Color Commentator – wherever he or she happens to have gone while they read. 

That’s what we’re going to work on next. 

A Little Man In My Head

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