#EdReform is NOT that Difficult

BCE GuySometimes we just make things too complicated.

How do we this? How do we that? How can we overhaul our public education system without changing anything about it? How do we reach diverse students from inequitable backgrounds and make them all the same person by 3rd grade? How do we recruit and retain higher quality teachers without increasing fiscal incentives, but while stomping out every last vestige of the things that used to make it a fulfilling career?

How do we patch up old wineskins to endure new wine without bursting? 

Simple – we don’t.

But that’s OK, because the old wineskins have outlived their usefulness. And just between you and me, new wineskins needn’t be all that complex or much more expensive than the old – and they might just lead to much better varieties of wine.

My Five New Wineskins of Public Education – none of which are all that crazy or even particularly expensive compared to what we spend on, say, testing vendors.

Shock and HorrorNew Wineskin #1: A few key districts simply refuse to administer any state standardized tests. It would be better if there was PTSA buy-in, and the younger the age group, the better. It would be more effective if there were 3 or 4 districts of some size, at least one of which is generally very successful at such things and another of which is not. Unite, refuse, then see what happens – it’s on the state to make the next move.

Upside: Everything’s better with numbers, and a little diversity refutes any suggestion this is about who’s ‘winning’ or ‘losing’, or who has ‘high standards’ and who doesn’t. The state could, of course, refuse to issue diplomas to hundreds or thousands of children. They could defund entire districts, maybe even seek legal action. But that’s some pretty harsh PR, going up against educators and parents ‘standing up for the children’.

Downside: Requires a lot of people to agree to take a huge risk all at once, trust one another to hold the line, and possibly all lose our jobs. So, that would suck. Then again, we all talk a good game about standing up for what we believe. I’ve read your motivational posters and sig files, so… will you?

I'm Just SayingNew Wineskin #2: Districts start offering different types of diplomas. Students planning on going full legit university take full legit academic classes. They AP, they IB, they read and write and inquire and think – they can even Common Core if you wish. Those thinking they’d prefer something more practical or vocational will still be exposed to basic science and math and such, but we don’t need to drag them kicking and screaming through a complex thesis sentence or Algebra II before cosmetology school. Our cultish obsession with ‘core subjects’ can be replaced with something useful – not coldly utilitarian, but based on where students are going and what they want to do.

Upside: Dialing back our obsession with the full Enlightenment Era / factory model “core curriculum” would allow us to teach useful math through shop or repair classes, practical reading alongside a touch of ‘real’ literature, or otherwise manifest our idealism in more balanced fashion. We could offer curriculums students might not hate and find absolutely pointless all day every day. Students strong in traditional subjects could do more than endure hours of mediocre instruction as their teachers struggle to manage and cajole the kids who simply do NOT want or need to be there.

Downside: Tracking has a poor history, rife with unintended negative consequences. Schools would have to figure out logistics of such variety, and perhaps cooperate with neighboring districts. We’ll all be accused of giving up on kids and not caring about high standards because we’re no longer requiring our kids to do a bunch of stuff none of the people making the laws can do either.

Happy GradsNew Wineskin #3: Universities should stop requiring high school diplomas and businesses should stop requiring degrees. Let’s be honest – that stuff is mostly a convenience for the institutions rather than real requirements for what students or employees will be doing. We’re always hearing universities complain the freshmen all require remediation anyway, and it seems few companies hire based on WHICH degrees you have – they’re just happy you have… something. Institutions and industries can come up with more appropriate entrance expectations or preparatory training.

Upside: Doesn’t require legal changes or universal buy-in. A generation ago, many organizations had their own competency tests based on the actual job. Problem was, there were racial disparities in the results, leading to civil rights issues. So… new system – require college degrees! It was overkill in most cases, but also shifted the ‘qualifications’ burden to the universities (without actually resolving the disparities). It’s a new age in terms of how companies deal with diversity – let’s ditch this unnecessary complication.

Downside: Might threaten current socio-economic caste system.

Happy TeachersNew Wineskin #4: Allow teachers to teach the subjects they want and students to choose what they want from those offerings. Like colleges do when trying to garner all that scholarship money by wooing new students with those colorful course descriptions, let high schools offer shorter, more interesting options from which to choose. Some should be close enough to ‘core subjects’ to expose students to the fundamental tenets of each, but generally the framework should be flexible enough that everyone involved doesn’t hate themselves for being there. You take 3 or 4 weeks, then you sign up for new selections. Some may build on one another; most could stand alone.

Traditional cores would still be offered for those so inclined, or for students unwilling or unable to flourish either academically or behaviorally in more interesting classes. Don’t get your panties in a wad about this creating a ‘caste system’ or ‘tracking’ – that’s pretty much what ‘on-level’ classes are now. We’d just be allowing anyone who wishes to escape that limitation and actually learn stuff without requiring the rigor of AP or IB to do so.

Sorry if it chafes to let ‘normal’ kids have an enriching classroom environment also.

Upside: Much higher interest and engagement, by both teachers and students. Core ideas and skills can still be taught, but as they arise naturally and in context. Stronger students can discover the ‘fulfilling’ aspect of more challenging classes when actual choices are involved, and weaker students who gravitate towards something less rigorous will still be exposed to ideas and skills they’d not be encountering otherwise.

The focus would be on learning, and on moving forward from where you are rather than dying in the ditch of ‘where we wish you were’.

Downside: Unless other factors are addressed to improve teacher motivation and retention, there’s potential for ‘blow-off’ classes for both the teacher and the students – you know, unlike currently. The freedom to have excellent classes also means the potential to increase inequity. One advantage to forcing every student in a given state to endure the same outdated, tedious, pointless curriculum is that no one school or any one teacher can be all THAT interesting or successful; there’s a certain ‘unity of mediocrity’. Removing the rusty anchor of ‘standardization’ allows some classrooms to be amazing, meaning others are less so by comparison.

Wax On Wax Off BlueNew Wineskin #5: Put me in charge. Unlimited legislative and judicial authority, and extensive resources. Perhaps a concubine or three.

Upside: T-shirts for everyone.

Downside: Oh, please.

#WhiteSilence, Teacher Edition

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In the current conversations regarding racial parity – especially in regards to public education – there are a number of strong, persuasive voices trying to stir awakening, promote understanding, and challenge perceptions. Some focus on human stories, some are heavy on statistics and graphs, and others weave analogies and throw together a pretty good meme now and then.

Some are teachers. Some are not. Some are even white.

Looking Under Couch CushionsStrange, though, in a system overrun with white educators, that we don’t see more from a demographic otherwise quite active on social media. There are retweets, and comments, and a few blog posts, but nowhere near what the raw numbers would suggest.

Why?

In the interest of trying to shine a little Vitamin D on this issue, I’m going to audaciously speculate – based partly on personal experience, partly on conversations with others, and partly on sundry perceptions and me just making stuff up over the years.

1) Any conversation on race in which a white person participates seems to require so many disclaimers – “I’m not a racist” being the most obvious, but still awkward to verbalize. “Some of my best friends are black” is a classic – and yes, people actually still say this.

“I’ll probably say this the wrong way, but…”

“I’m not saying ALL __________ (insert group identification about which one is about to generalize) are the same, but…”

Or even:

“Yeah, I get what you’re saying, but…”

Their ‘buts’ make them nervous. The bigger the ‘but’, the bigger the potential problem. Often they choose to just… not.

To keep this post under length, I deleted two paragraphs of my own disclaimers. I’m not sure what that means in terms of irony.

Dan Quayle Speaking2) Reasonably educated white people – teachers – are terrified of saying something wrong. Not merely incorrect, you understand, although that’s problematic as well, but something inappropriate, or taken badly, or, the worst of all evils… racist.

Yeah, I know – compared to actual real-world discrimination it seems pretty trivial to worry that someone on Twitter might think you’re a jerk. And it is. But we’re far more swayed by our hopes, lusts, or fears, than our cold intellectual calculations regarding what we SHOULD feel. So we don’t post. Worse, we don’t reply, or question, or insist on clarifications. If we’re not in complete accord, we just move on.

3) White educators feel grossly underqualified. If you’ve never been a minority of anything, it’s hard to truly fathom the experience for those who are. Women have a better shot at it than men, I assume – but I, um… I don’t actually know, being a SWAMP (Straight White Average Male Protestant) and all. Gays, other minorities, even folks from non-dominant religions have some context. The rest of us have a few movies, books, and whatever history we’ve read.

Know It AllYou know that reaction you get when someone who’s never been in combat tries to talk about war? When people without kids try to lecture on parenting? That sensation you get as a teacher reading “expert” advice from people who’ve never run YOUR classroom? Yeah, that’s who white people don’t want to become when trying to speak about anything even remotely related to race.

None of this means they have nothing valuable or sincere to add; it means they feel pre-emptively invalidated in whatever they have to say. If you wish to do more than rah-rah voices of color, you shut up. No one likes to feel stupid or marginalized.

And yes, I hear my pigmented friends shouting “EXACTLY!” in response to that last statement. I recognize the irony and imbalance in the claim. But your broken leg doesn’t heal their stubbed toe; relativism is useful to promote understanding, but it doesn’t negate experience.

4) The lines between racism, prejudice, ignorance, questioning assertions, challenging assumptions, and just plain arguing are WAY too blurry when race is involved. There are so many raw nerves out there that unless those involved have a particularly close and trusting relationship, the chances anything they say will be received poorly are high.

Of course, if they DO have a particularly close and trusting relationship, they’re probably not the ones who most need to be having these sorts of discussions.

5) Some of them are very frustrated by patterns in their students they believe they’re not supposed to notice. Their band kids can be frustratingly single-minded, and those three kids from the Ukraine kinda have a style all their own… but when faculty notice “Hispanic attitudes” or what they think of as “Black behavior,” they’re afraid to think it too loudly, let alone talk about it they way they do those Drama kids.

Volde - Wait, Should I Say It?Their daily experience tells them there are patterns of behavior among certain groups, and that stuff that drives them crazy tends to come from the same demographics. BUT, they don’t feel like they’re allowed to state the obvious – and that makes it worse. It build resentment because it must remain unspoken – the Voldemort of public education.

Except, of course, for bloggers calling out disparities in disciplinary measures.

Because we’re being all figuratively naked here, I’ll tell you – and this is something most of my white teacher friends believe but will never say publicly and only carefully express privately – most of the time they can’t fathom WHY it’s not OK to simply expect minority students to behave the same as everyone else. As with stereotyping, when these things can’t be addressed comfortably, they build up power – muddling and obstructing other thoughts and feelings related to race.

There’s a type of honesty that’s not ugly – we need to find it and practice it and disinfect our collective subconsious.

6) They’re tired of being told that everything any minority kid – or ethnic anyone anywhere – does is THEIR fault. You want me to just let some students behave disruptively or do poor work because my grandparents treated them badly? Isn’t that “soft racism”? The “soft bigotry of low expectations”?

Creepy CosbyYou have no idea how deflating it was to discover that Bill Cosby – a guy we were SURE was legitimately BLACK, but who wanted people to speak properly, pull up their pants, and take a little personal responsibility – is some kinda serial rapist. Dammit! How SELFISH of him to do this to us – er… I mean, to those women!

7) They resent the implication that everything they’ve accomplished – every challenge they’ve overcome or misery they’ve endured – doesn’t count because it’s all White Privilege, so it was easy for them… so get over themselves.

This would be a good time to remind the reader that I’m not making these arguments or validating these impressions. I’ve been there – I get it – but this is not me at the moment. (“Doctor, I have this, uh… ‘good friend’ who has this, uh… little problem…”)

This is an incomplete and oversimplified list, but I’m sure you’ve noticed it’s built on perceptions and feelings and fears and frustrations rather than facts, people, or specifics. If you’ve read my blog for any length of time, you know I believe those are the things that most drive human behavior and attitudes.

I hope sunlight will help reduce our confirmation biases, our spurious correlations, and our general ‘blurry thinking’ when it comes to race.  If you don’t think I’ve quite found that light, the Comments section is below. Help me. Having deleted my best disclaimers, I’m pretty sure somewhere in here I’ve been unintentionally offensive to someone. But I don’t know how to move forward with this so-called ‘conversation on race’ we keep hearing we’re having  unless we find a way to better communicate what’s really on our minds.

I’ve shared mine as best I can, and now I’m taking the liberty of approximating others’.

We’ll see what happens.

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40 Credits & A Mule, Part VI: Return of the Jedi

Ewoks

This is part 6 of 7 – some recap seems in order:

Who gets to be a ‘full’ American? Who gets suffrage, representation, and due process?

Land-owners were the initial default. Land provided opportunity, American Dream-style. It was a universal measure of personal responsibility and capability. It inculcated virtue, and perhaps won supernatural favor. And, finally, it gave you a vested interest in the success of the young nation.

What began as a checklist for civic participation became the default measure of a man. What was intended to protect representative government from the incompetent or slothful became an anchor on those who didn’t fit certain checklists as of 225 years ago. You are unworthy. Not quite a full American – and thus not quite a full person.

The issue became your state of being rather than whatever rules you had or hadn’t mastered, or whatever goals you hadn’t met. It was self-perpetuating and self-reinforcing. It became circular:

Presumption: You provide for yourself and your family, so you are worthy to help run the country. You own land and do responsible things? Here’s your ballot.

Evolution: You provide and are provided for – because you are worthy. You own land because you’re so responsible – here’s your halo. 

I suggest we’re doing something similar with education today – both public and higher.

Bfast ClubConsider Alyssa – a wonderful young lady in AP classes from a two-parent Methodist family. She works hard, makes good grades, stays out of any real trouble, and wants to be a neuroscientist. Obviously she deserves some credit for her accomplishments. She’s demonstrated great capability, and made good decisions.

She’s also from the right family, and – more importantly – the right ZIP code. She goes to the right school, has the right social circle, the right economic status, and the right looks. She’s the right amount healthy and she was born at the right time for her particular skill set to shine. None of these things are entirely in her control.

She’s our ‘white homesteader.’ She’s done nothing malicious in making her ‘land’ productive. She does tend to wonder what’s wrong with students who don’t do the same – not out of racism or vanity, but simply because it’s bewildering to her that anyone would not want to do well, or not be able to do well. It’s just not that hard.

Pink Floyd TeacherCompare her to Dionne – another wonderful young lady, but one from very different circumstances. Her life might be happy enough, or it might be reality-show dysfunctional, but in any case does NOT unfold in the same universe as Alyssa’s. All of the rules are different and their experiences mutually exclusive.

Dionne’s AP Chem grade (or the fact that she’s not even taking AP Chem) reflects many things OTHER THAN her capability or choices. Her ability and agency matter a great deal as well, but they’re not sovereign.

Dionne is a beautiful black girl, descended from freedmen. Plenty of Black Americans ‘bought in’ to Anglo-American values – they sought land, self-sufficiency, education, progress, etc. But they weren’t merely denied the resources to join such a culture – they were actively punished for making progress along those lines.

This didn’t stop the dominant culture from belittling them for not matching their successes, of course. It doesn’t prevent belittling those today who at some point simply changed their priorities and dropped out of that particular value system.

In Dionne’s case the issue is not emulating prior conditions, but overcoming them.

Anders is a kid who doesn’t want to be in your class – or anyone’s class – at ALL, near as you can tell. He’s not particularly defiant, but he’s also rarely tempted to give much. It would take three of him to make one passing student. His test scores put you on lists and you’re constantly asked to send him work he’s already ignored. You go to meetings about him called by his counselor; the parent chair is always empty. 

You Will Be AssimilatedAnders is my Amerindian, although he might be Hispanic, or White, or Black, or whatever – there are racial issues wound up in these, but they’re not exclusive or always definitive. Many Amerindians had no interest in the Anglo-American value system or way of life, but they were forced to partake – and stakes were high if they failed. They lacked buy-in, but they also were denied good tools, seed, land, etc. It’s not much of a stretch to think a comparable state exists between many teenagers and whatever public school system holds them captive in 2015.

Pick something your kids spend time on that you totally don’t understand – video games, soccer, angsty music, whatever. Something you at least partly despise. Master it. Spend the hours it takes to really get decent at Call of Duty. Practice soccer until you’re good enough to compete. Consume YouTube until you want to run hot skewers into your eyes and ears to make the bad things stop! 

That’s how Anders feels about Grammar, and Physics. He may be right.

I’ll add a Zack – they’re always named something like ‘Zack’ – who’s surviving AP Chem and otherwise getting by even though he’s NOT particularly bright and doesn’t have a great work ethic. He’s charismatic, knows how to play the game, and while not exactly a charlatan, succeeds more through people skills and an instinct for edu-bureaucracy than anything. He’s probably destined for administration. 

Which of these are worthy? Which deserve to be a full American? To get a full ride to an elite university? Which are making the best use of the opportunities presented to them, however flawed they may be?

Prof UmbridgeYou’re so thankful for Alyssa – students like her give you the energy to get through the day. But how often is Alyssa essentially rewarded for her upbringing and Dionne marginalized for not ‘working hard enough’? How angry does Anders make you even though he doesn’t really do anything to you other than not be taught? Zack’s an annoying little turd, but he’s passing and no one’s mad at you because of him so… whatever.

Anders has been given very little reason to adopt the same values and goals as the rest. For all our talk of nurturing kids’ individual strengths, his just aren’t on the curriculum map – and there’s nothing you can personally do about that. Dionne may have tuned out, but no wonder – even when she does ‘buy in’, she lacks many of the proper tools and supplies, literally as well as figuratively.

And Zack… well, there’s always that kid who just does OK for reasons you never quite understand, yes?

Changing the nature of American public school won’t be accomplished by ‘higher standards’ or tougher testing. We can argue about this set of standards or that for another ten years if you like, but – and I hate to be the one to break this to you – for the vast majority of kids not currently ‘succeeding’ in our schools, it just doesn’t matter one tiny little damn.

We have a culture fundamentally shaped by our past – that’s how history works, it’s why we study it. We have generations of mostly well-intentioned peeps whose views of one another are shaped by that history. Our psyches are riddled with logical fallacies and vestigial reactions we don’t even recognize. It’s not rational, it’s not fair, and it’s sure as hell not standardized.

This Is Why You Fail

We have a rather narrow definition of what sort of learning is valued and tested and college and career ready, and that means a rather narrow idea of just what kind of education we’re willing to begrudgingly and inadequately finance. Our definition ignores more reality than it includes.

Meaningful change might INVOLVE academic standards and teaching strategies, but it won’t be founded on them. It’s going to be people-heavy and cliché-light. It may not even begin in school. That’s what I’ll tackle in the next and final post on this topic.

It’s taken me six parts to try to unwind my version of the problem. That leaves me exactly one last segment in which to resolve it. I’m not optimistic. 

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The Colored Chalk Learning Revolution

ComputerMenThe challenge of incorporating technology in the classroom has always been finding ways to utilize it effectively. It’s tempting to begin planning around what the technology can DO, building the lesson from that rather than the reverse. 

Got a screen that responds to touch? Let’s make lessons that involve kids running up and smacking the big expensive screen we don’t have a repair budget for! Look at them whacking at that screen! How very interactive! And this thing over here has a camera? OMG – no more writing! When we cover Populism and bimetallism, instead of explanations I’ll assign a PHOTO ESSAY! No words, just… truth of the soul.

The opposite error is far more common, however – that of merely taking existing lessons and activities and throwing them onto some high-dollar tech in hopes they are now modern.

1Kid at Smartboard980: Hey kids! It used to be Jeopardy w/ pockets of index cards – but now it’s on the Overhead Projector!

1990: Hey kids! It used to be Jeopardy on the Overhead Projector – but now it’s on the Dry Erase Board!

2000: Hey kids! It used to be Jeopardy on the Dry Erase Board – but now it’s on the Smart Board!

2010: Hey kids! Handheld personal interactive devices! Instead of SAYING your answers, you poke the tiny expensive screen we don’t have a repair budget for and your answers appear on the big screen! TECHNOLOGY! INTER-F***ING-ACTIVE!

At least in these efforts, though, teachers are trying to be creative, to connect, to find ways to keep kids engaged. They avoid our deepest institutional loathing.The serious scorn is reserved for those of the Section Review – the users of Ancillaries, the givers of Worksheets, the dark perpetuators of… (please pardon my language):

BOOK WORK.

Hide Your Kids Hide Your WifeHide your kids, hide your wife, they’re mimeographin’ everybody up in here.

There is no greater sin against pedagogical piety than sit-down, shut-up, paper-pushing. Follow any edu-spiring Twitter account or attend any PD of the past, oh… 200 years, and your cup will overflow with the essential role of student collaboration, interaction, teachers who build relationships, the individuality and quirks of each and every little darling. How dare you limit and categorize them with due dates! Grades! Assignments! Stop ruining the future, you maladaptive crony!

WorksheetFacing such venom, the façade of technological revolution has had to settle for second place – runner-up status in the ranking of all things shameful.

Until now.

Introducing “Virtual Learning” – it’s misused technology AND worksheet learning!

Before you get your EduTech Panties in a wad, I realize there are teachers using technology in wonderful ways out there. For that matter, there’s a time and place for a little book work. But let’s be honest about what we’re doing the rest of the time, and why.

e2020“Virtual Learning” is a flashy new euphemism for “book work and worksheets,” but online.

Students who for whatever reason fall short on credits, or can’t handle the rigors of participating in a regular class, are plopped in front of a computer and allowed to scan through some direct instruction, click some A B C or Ds, type out a few short answers for a real person to look over, and to keep clicking as often as necessary until they get enough correct to proceed to the next ‘module’ – what we used to call a ‘chapter’.

There’s no real interaction with the teacher, none at all with other students. There’s no discussion, participation, or any of the things the rest of us have been told we’re stupid (and quite likely dangerous) if we think students can learn without.

Puppet TeacherIt’s everything teachers have been badgered and mocked for, in pop culture and required PD, minus the human interaction. While teachers are gathered in one part of the building being told for the hundredth time that “students don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care” and that any lesson built around teacher-selected content or students working individually is outdated, ineffective, and grounds for dismissal, students are gathered in another part of the building (or on laptops at home in their sweats with Teen Mom blaring three feet away) working individually on teacher-selected content without a clue what their teacher even looks like, let alone “how much they care.”

This is known as “working at their own pace” through “adaptive software.” In other words, if you click too many wrong letters the first eight times, you get to click them again. If you haven’t clicked enough by the end of May, you fail. Hey, we gotta draw a line somewhere, kid.

Fallout: New Marzano this is not.

Don’t misunderstand me. There’s a place for this kind of thing if we’d just be a bit more honest with ourselves. The State in its wisdom has set forth requirements for garnering a diploma, and we know the statistics for kids who can’t or won’t meet them. Given the choice between holding fast to the importance of World History and English II for future cosmetologists and mechanics, or finding some way to check the box on the paperwork so the kid can get on with their lives employed and happy, I’ll check the box and ship them forward without guilt or regret. Besides, the State has required that we offer this option as part of their drive for, um… “higher standards.”

Now That's What I Call Technology(In other news, irony is dead.)

It’s unfortunate we can’t have two flavors of high school diploma – one saying you made it through in some form and met minimum requirements, another to say that as best we can tell you’re as ready for college or other post-secondary pursuits as anyone can be at 18.

But we don’t.

So I get it – we need options for kids who are going to fail otherwise. Failing them helps no one – not them, not us, not the community, the economy, the world, no one. So we find ways to check the box and move them on.

I just wish we could do it without the rhetoric and euphemisms. I wish we could call it what it is – a safety net for kids who can’t or won’t join the class discussions, collaborate effectively with their peers, or inquire-base their own learning. It’s worksheets online – a few passages and questions from the Florida version of Wikipedia, a little extra work by some classroom teacher who’s never met this kid, and some flexibility regarding whether they fill in the blanks for an hour a day or simply cram it all in one weekend during the Simpsons marathon.

Mark Harmon Summer SchoolWhile we’re at it, maybe we could ease up a bit on the teachers doing similar things in class, just trying to get their kids through. Yes, they’ve photocopied a crossword puzzle for review. No, they won’t be winning any awards for creativity. But instead of condemning them, maybe we could notice the way they’re impacting their kids in other ways – taking those random one-on-one opportunities or dragging the whole group kicking and screaming into the light of basic knowledge.

Doing the things that 2007 Dell can’t, whatever its other impressive features.

Let’s keep all of our options open, but let’s call things what they are. It’s easier to make the best decisions with the tools at our disposal if we do.

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We Are Building A Religion…

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We are building a religion; we are building it bigger

We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes

We are building a religion – a limited edition

We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless – it is useless to resist it…

You can meet at his location, but you’d better come with cash

I don’t spend much time defrocking the Edu-Reform Industry. Too many others are covering that issue far better than I am likely to manage. But the Spirits of Shuffle Play keep bringing around this song*, and I can’t help but see a correlation. 

Gene Scott

You could interpret it a variety of ways, but I hear a critique of the music industry in the guise of a commentary on televangelism. I can’t shake the image of Gene Scott back in the day, cigar in hand, wearing his weird hat of the night, scolding the audience for wasting his time and not giving enough. But it’s not the music industry I think about every time it plays. It’s the other guys – the ones “saving” education…

The parallels between a well-packaged religion and an effectively marketed edu-reform movement are rather fascinating, I think.

(Now don’t get all defensive and think I’m attacking faith in general. I’m talking about the #edreform equivalent – the fake stuff with the gilded flakes. “Some of my best friends are evangelicals,” etc., so just stay with me a moment…)  

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1. Both offer easy answers to complex questions. The impact of a Hinn or Hagee lies partly in their utter rejection of inconsistency or uncertainty. The Great Mystery of faith is transformed into stubborn conviction regarding every interpretation, implication, or sensation.

No Jim or Tammy Faye, no Koresh or Moon, would be worth their salt if they let a little reality slow them down. Faith is the substance of things not seen, sure – but it takes a special twist to proceed from that into complete and utter denial of reality. It goes beyond a willingness to accept what you cannot prove and gives you a noble – nay, holy – foundation for ignoring even what you can.

Pearson FairBehold the wisdom of Pearson and its ilk. They’re not out to win an argument – they’re offering to scratch an itch, to meet an apparent need. They have easy answers – textbooks which work in any state that’s not Texas, assessments which, because they’re online, somehow guarantee students have entered modernity, and suites of ancillaries, strategies, terminologies, and priorities.

It saves so much time compared to wading through specific student abilities or needs, and if you order today they’ll throw in a new sense of progressive identity and an assortment of Twitter-ready platitudes.

We are building a religion; we are making a brand

We’re the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events

Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents

2. Both institutionalize things traditionally built on relationships. A good mega-church or movement has mastered its marketing, its placement, its packaging and branding, so that content itself is almost secondary – like the perfume in the bottle.  Members are guided in what to profess more than what to believe, and as with any corporately controlled environment, dissent is discouraged despite token mechanisms in place to accommodate “suggestions” or complaints. 

A faith founded on walking around talking to people, helping them out, even staying in their homes as you invest in their souls, is neatly packaged and shrink-wrapped into broadcasts, books, CDs, and playbooks for those who wish to move up the pyramid – Amway for the soul. It speaks of relationships but it markets systems.

It’s efficient. Cost effective. Economies of scale.

Pearson BoothEdu-Reform talks incessantly of individualizing learning and teachers being the most important factor in the classroom, but allows for no such nonsense in practice. Every “solution” or “tool” requires a purchase order and a follow-up email suggesting scaffolds and assessments, available today at an introductory rate.

Any teaching method not consuming product is belittled and dismissed until those still practicing such things do so in shadows and shame. Classroom priorities not easily assessed are elevated in lip service while discarded in fact – at least if you want to survive evals. The Curmudgucation sticker on your keyboard or the Jose Vinson book on your shelf become clues to your heresy – an Ichthus fish for edu-bloggers.

He says, “Now do you believe in the one big song?”

He’s now accepting callers who would like to sing along

There’s no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind

We’re behind you, we’re behind you – and let us please remind you

We can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way…

3. Both choose language which obfuscates rather than enlightens. The statement that kids aren’t all the same is difficult to refute, so they don’t. Instead, all children are capable. All kids can learn. All students should be equally prepared to function in an increasingly global economy and culture

Same KidsAll of these are true in and of themselves, but are used to collectively imply that all teachers and all students should be on the same page of the same guidebook on the same day, regardless of background, ability, or interests – that is, if you believe that children are the future, and teach them well by feeding them the way…

One man’s “oversimplified” is another’s “firm convictions.” And on a similar note…

4. Both bring the feels. “Higher standards” is the new “Holy Holy Holy,” the edu-quivalent of “Our Test is an Awesome Test, it’s scored with Rub-uh-rics! It’s yours, when you join PARCC – Our Test is an Awesome Test…”

Raised HandsThe power of manipulative rhetoric is in how it sounds and makes you feel rather than what it means – if it means anything. “Highly qualified” instructors “adding value”, focusing on “skills” and “inquiry” and “student-driven {insert anything here}” – are your ideals tingling?

I can feel nobler by taking a clearly marked path? The Grand Inquisitor would be proud.

Feelings are stronger than thoughts, and neither Pearson nor politicians worry about the latter when the former will do. Elected leaders or successful entrepreneurs are granted all the feels they can feel and all the rhetoric they can rhetor by simply joining the right conglomerate, writing the right check, and attaching the proper strings. It’s how we run wars, how we build cities, and how most policy is written. It doesn’t sound insane to them the way it does outside the Bicameral Halls of Cynicism and Delusion.

5. Both target effectively. Religious charlatans aren’t overly concerned with co-opting the truly devout – that’s not their demographic. They gently but firmly excommunicate them, either openly condemning or crocodile mourning their refusal to see ‘the light.’

Ed-Reformers aren’t overly concerned with winning over real teachers. They don’t need to. Most couldn’t if they cared to try. Instead, excommunication comes via the narrative of “failed teachers” protected by “entrenched unions.” Teachers resistant to bad ideas are “afraid of change” and hostile towards a little “accountability.”

(No wonder they won’t wear the t-shirts we passed out at the conference.)

6. Both come with pretty high stakes based on questionable standards. Need I elaborate?

7. Both are most successful when least successful. 

You can build bigger churches and sell more books, but you can’t upscale a faith based on intimate relationship with the Almighty. It is by its very nature personalized and individual.

You can mass produce books, and tests, and videos, and propaganda. You can mass distribute media materials and multiply social media mouthpieces. You can create the illusion you are improving public education through the sheer scale of standardizing and branding it all.

But you can’t mass produce teaching. You can’t scale up the essential relationships, perceptions, guesses and decisions that go into any successful classroom. You can’t make kids or their teachers standard-enough to generalize about them or how they should be interacting. It just doesn’t work.

You can maintain the facade, but the substance is lost. And what shall it profit a reformer to gain the whole edu-world…?

We are building a religion; we are building it bigger

We are building a religion – a limited edition

We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant key chains…

* “Comfort Eagle” from the album Comfort Eagle by Cake

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