Better Basketball Through Vouchers

Short and TallIt’s not something we like to talk about. 

Still, painful truth is something of a specialty of mine, so let’s just put it on the table and let the full light of public scrutiny shine.

Our community basketball teams aren’t getting any better. Many of them are actually getting worse.

You know the ones – tournaments in community center gyms, shoddy uniforms and poorly paid coaches. While some teams seem to have actual game plans and even some scattered talent, others are just taking up court space and simply do not prepare players for a real college team – let alone playing professionally.

The fact that these so-called “leagues” are receiving public support is shameful – at least with results like these. So I have – as I always do – a plan.

First, we’re going to make these teams better by raising standards on these coaches and other organizers. I realize they barely make minimum wage trying to hold these leagues together, but then again they’re not really putting in the hours a real job would require, so I don’t know why they’re complaining. More rules, more verbal and bureaucratic abuse, and diminished status will definitely lead to a larger and more highly qualified pool of potential coaches and referees. 

Second, we’re going to raise standards and expectations on players as well. There’s no reason a child of 8-years old or more can’t make a free throw 4 times out of 5. In Finland, 6-year-olds are making 4.7 out of 5 easily. And seriously – you’re going to let a kid move up to the adult league at 16 without demonstrating he can consistently score on a simulated breakaway? Back in my day, we had standards! 

Honestly, I think teams these days are spending too much time on socialization, conditioning, and character-building. That win-loss record doesn’t have a column for ‘character’. Are we raising players or growing pansies here?

The biggest problem, of course, is a lack of player choice. Players are currently limited to the team in their neighborhood, at the nearest YMCA or other community center. Coaches no doubt love having a captive roster like this, so they don’t have to work at recruitment or become better coaches. Referees don’t have to become better referees. The players are trapped on failing teams in failing leagues. 

But there’s a better way. 

Players should be allowed to try out for any team they like. They can take the taxpayer dollars – THEIR dollars that THEY deserve because that’s why we pay taxes is so that individuals can spend it on whatever they like – to any team in the state and demand to be considered. 

It is, of course, up to the individual teams whether to take them or not. Obviously players looking for a better team are going to seek out, well…. better teams – and those teams don’t get better by taking just anyone who wanders in, the way those community teams do. They have standards – the kind community teams are prohibited by both law and personal ethics from having. So players can try out, and will be considered – if they’re good enough. Some will even be accepted!

Winning a spot doesn’t mean they’re guaranteed that position for the season, of course. Most of these teams have limited locker-room space and if your performance falters, you’re gone – back to that local team that also has limited locker-room space but really just needs to suck it up and deal with it and stop being so wasteful with what they DO have. 

If the player does make a team, they’ll naturally need to buy their own uniforms. Those old t-shirts accepted by the YMCA team won’t cut it in a real league. They’ll need better shoes. A gym membership. A dietary specialist. And of course if it’s discovered along the way that they have a slight vision issue making it difficult for them to do a proper layup, or that asthma resurfaces, or they can’t make it to practice one day because of a crisis at home, they’re out.

Out as in “kicked off of the newer, better team,” I mean. They’ll naturally go back to their local community league where we’ll immediately begin blaming those coaches and organizers for not doing a better job with the player we’ve just dumped back on them because we’re not really set up to deal with that kind of thing.  

Will this work? Of course it will. I know plenty of kids on elite basketball teams already, and they’re doing very well. Besides, sports are all about competition – just like ‘Merica! If more kids are encouraged to try out for a wider variety of teams, and those teams are partially compensated with community funds for skimming off the elite, that will make the community teams which are left with the rest – only now with less taxpayer resources – BETTER. That’s called healthy competition.

Basketball is important, so everyone must still be required to play. Those community leagues will still be expected to make quality players not only of all the kids who weren’t accepted elsewhere, but of those who hate sports to begin with and basketball in particular. They’ll be expected to make them taller, and thinner, and faster, and require them to “think like pros.” That’s the whole point of playing sports anyway, right? I don’t know why those people are so afraid of a little accountability. 

The community leagues, I mean – not the private teams. They can do whatever they like, because… freedom and small government.

From time to time it will be discovered that a player is far more interested in football, or hockey, or cheerleading, or joining the band, or even making the nachos at the concession stand. All of those things are fine – albeit it complete wastes of time if we’re going to compete with basketball teams from Finland – but will only be allowed if the student first proves themselves willing and capable on the court. Those are the standards we’ve decided should apply to absolutely everyone regardless of other issues, abilities, or circumstances. Unlike you, we beieve that every child is capable of dribbling. 

Already the community leagues are whining – especially the coaches, and even many of the refs. They don’t want their teams to be stacked up next to the private teams because they’re lazy liberals who hate America. 

But I just can’t see the problem. I know it will work because I played basketball and I made it onto a very elite team. I am, of course, wildly successful today doing things that have nothing to do with basketball – thus making me an expert on coaching and organizing a team, or even a league.

Besides, what could be more American than choice?

Talk About The Passion (Guest Blogger: Kristen Perkins)

I’ve issued an open call for guest bloggers for the month of October and through Election Day, but this post didn’t come from that call – it came from Facebook.

Some of you remember Facebook – it’s where people not on Twitter talk about things, but with more puppies and fake news sites mixed in. The funny thing is, there are some quality folks writing there who still don’t blog or even tweeterize. Go figure! 

I came across Kristen Perkins, who’d written an passionate explanation of why she taught, with vigor, even in Oklahoma. (For you out-of-staters reading, we don’t care much for no book learnin’ round here.) A friend insisted she send her FB post to me, which she did, and I asked her to revisit it and then let me share it here.

Which, as you’ve probably guessed, is what this is. 

I even made her write her own intro. I figured it would be better than whatever I could cobble together, and it is. I added the aesthetics after the fact because I just can’t resist that sort of thing. But the good parts are all her. 

If you have something on your mind or anything you’d be willing to share, you have a couple of weeks left to let me know. There are few if any limits on topic or length – I merely ask for basic decency and sincerity. It’s ideal if you disagree with me about something, but given how difficult that is to do once basking in Blue, it’s not a requirement. I’m looking for other voices – whatever the angle or passion in play.

Perkins Wordle

My name is Kristen Perkins. I teach 2nd grade in a Title I school in Moore, Oklahoma. This is my 15th year of teaching, and I have a Master’s degree in Curriculum and Instruction. My decision to pursue an advanced degree baffled most of my friends and family, because my post-degree income would increase by about $40 per month, or $20 per paycheck. They couldn’t understand that it was simply about better preparing myself to do what it is I am driven to do every day.  

Moore Schools

This has been on my mind, and on my heart, so I’m going to try to put it into words. Please don’t think this is about teacher raises or even classroom conditions. It is about having a passion.

For the past two weekends, I have either gone to school to work in my classroom or have run up to open the building to let other teachers in, so they can work. At one point, I counted nine of us there on a Saturday. Those who left before I did took work with them to continue to work on at home. On Monday, rather than appearing rested, we look at each other and ask, “Didn’t we just leave here?”

Those outside the profession often shake their heads at us and say, “It must be a calling.” We are often asked, “Why on earth do you devote so much time to something that barely pays your bills?” It’s about passion, and if you’ve never had passion for something… for anything… I’m not sure you’ll understand.

Perkins Couple

I have had many jobs prior to this. Before teaching, I even worked in a career where I made much more money than I ever will as a teacher. I was given profit sharing, monthly and holiday bonuses, and a clothing allowance. I was routinely taken to restaurants for staff lunches with colleagues in other offices, where we ate great food, chewed every bite, and never once worked on paperwork while enjoying our meal. I had all of the freedom to negotiate the salary that I wanted. Which I did. Successfully.

Still, when payday came, I opened my check and thought, “Well, two more weeks until I get another one of these. Back to the grind.” It was about a paycheck. I left that behind, not because I was “called” or because I have some noble desire to live barely above the poverty line. I left that career for this one, because every day spent in the other career with all of its trappings was another day spent pushing aside, dampening, desperately trying to quiet… a passion. 

Have you had nothing in your life that excited you to the point that you stopped counting the days or hours until payday, and instead looked forward to the next day, when you get to return to that place that fulfills you, inspires you, exhausts you, tests you, challenges you and completely defines you? That’s why I do it.

Perkins Moore StrongIt’s worth it to me to spend my Saturday cutting out laminated flashcards and creating custom activities if I believe in my heart that using them will help a little boy who is two years behind in reading learn a handful of new words. It’s worth it to me to grade papers until I doze off, or to spend my weekend at a conference, because those things are an important part of the big picture. It’s worth it to me to shut my classroom door after a Friday dismissal and cry because my heart was broken in five different directions that day. If I can’t love them like my own, their struggles remain obstacles rather than mere hurdles. It’s worth it to me, because one day, that little girl who isn’t sure when she’ll see her father again, or that little boy who doesn’t believe he is smart and thinks he’ll never learn to read… might have a passion. They might want to pursue it. It might burn inside them, and they may have to struggle to follow it. 

I want to be a part of putting all of the pieces in place so that they have the best chance possible to live their dreams, however exhausting, challenging, heartbreaking, and completely fulfilling they may be. It doesn’t mean I love my family any less, or even that I find this “job” more important than them. It means that I’m not completely who I want to be unless I’m pursuing this passion at the level that I feel is my best. Only when I’m THAT person, can I be a completely good mother, daughter, girlfriend, friend, sister or teacher. 

I’m fortunate that those closest to me are patient. My children have grown up watching me push myself, push my students, sacrifice my time, and throw my energy into children that don’t live under our roof. I hope they understand my motivations, and I hope that it pushes them to never settle for a “job” and a “paycheck.” I want them chasing their passion. THAT is what life is about.

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Blue Serials (10/23/16)

Too Much To Do

I know, I know – so much. Too much. All busy. Things doing! Aaarghhghh!

Nonetheless, Here Are A Few Things You Simply SHOULD NOT MISS From Recent Edu-Bloggery…  

Christina TorresThe Long Game: Teaching As A Career, Not Just A Job – Christina Torres, on ChristinaTorres.orgtalks about fighting weariness, staying alert, and maintaining that new teacher mojo even after you’ve developed veteran teacher chops. 

I am still eager to give my students my best, and I still love my job. But after two years it’s much easier to become complacent with the routine of your classroom. You’re able to read the room better. You run into similar problems and pitfalls from the years before. Yes, the kids are different and wonderful and marvelous in their own way, but it’s easy to rest on your laurels and continue on your merry way down the path you forged for two years.

Just like any relationship, though, I am fighting stagnancy and complacency as much as I can. I don’t want to end up getting so burnt out and bored doing this work that I forget all the reasons I returned to the classroom in the first place…

Torres is one of the most genuine and reflective voices in the blogosphere today. I love everything about her at least twice. Follow @biblio_phile on Twitter and fall in love with her yourself. 

The Zen Teacher2-Minute Zen: What’s Your Move? – Dan Tricarico, on The Zen Teacher. If you’re not yet familiar with TZT, you’re doing everything wrong. The ‘Zen’ thing is completely legit, but not nearly as weird as you’d hope. 

Instead, Tricarico is ridiculously gifted and making your blood pressure go down and your awareness go up, just by telling you things you kinda already know in ways that sound so natural, but have such impact.

But the question, “What’s the one move I can make right now?” reminds me–in a mindful and present way–that even in a chaotic and overwhelming world, there is always ONE thing I can do. So now that’s my question to you: “What’s the one move you can make RIGHT NOW to create some focus, simplicity, and tranquility, either in your classroom or your life (or both!)? 

He’s like Guinan’s counterpart in this time-space continuum. 

If it sounds like I have a bit of a crush, you’re not far wrong. Follow @thezenteacher on Twitter and get your own Zen crush on. What’s the matter… chicken?! *makeschickennoises*

Bill FerriterThe Curse Of Our Online Lives – Bill Ferriter, on The Tempered Radical, has a confession to make. He’s been keeping up with the Presidential campaigns.

I find myself checking into both my news feeds and my social streams several times a day, waiting for another embarrassing revelation about the candidates. I chew through articles about illegal contributions to personal foundations, seedy relationships with high dollar donors or foreign leaders, appallingly misogynistic statements, and accusations of political manipulation…

The ever-present venom frightens me because it barely resembles the kind of open, honest discourse around controversial ideas that characterizes the strongest democracies. So how can we move forward together when we spend so much time spewing hate at one another?

This is both timely and thoughtful – not a surprise, given the source. Follow @plugusin on Twitter for more timely thoughtfulness and less cursing in your online life. 

Chase MielkeStop the Blame Game: Teaching Students to Take Ownership – Chase Mielke, on Affective Livingtalks real talk about our cultural swamp of blame and distancing ourselves from the least bit of agency in our own daily trudge. I should warn you, though, that while he’s certainly not blaming teachers, he won’t be letting you off the hook, either. 

You can see the irony should you choose to get all defensive about it. 

A second grader made me cringe the other day. I visited my wife’s class and a girl was showing the class her pictures from a recent soccer tournament. Someone asked how her team did. Her response?

“We got second place. BUT, we actually should have gotten first because the other team cheated and the refs were terrible.”

I cringed. Second grade and she is already building a habit of blaming. I got a dose of depression as I thought about how this blame habit could deepen as she ages…

Check out @chasemielke on Twitter. If you don’t, and end up missing something good as a result, that is SO TOTALLY ON YOU. 

That’s all this weekend, my #11FF.

Stay focused, stay informed, and go in prepared for those down-ballot candidates and state questions and stuff. They in many ways matter more than whoever ends up winning the President thing that used to be a big deal. 

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Blue Serials (10/16/16)

I know a place, ain’t nobody cryin’.  Ain’t nobody worried. No smilin’ faces, lyin’ to the races. I’ll take you there. 

Mercy now – I’m callin’ callin’ callin’ mercy. Mercy mercy – let me. I’ll take you there.

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i know you’re tired, in more ways than a few. We’re all ready for the elections to just happen so we can get on with the inevitable Apocalypse and be done with it. But in the meantime, my darlings…

Here are a few things you simply must not miss from the past few weeks in Edu-Bloggery:

Cult of PedagogyIs Your Classroom Academically Safe? – Jennifer Gonzalez, Cult of Pedagogy. I almost overlooked this post. I’m not a fan of reminders to be warm and fuzzy, and as a teacher of high school freshmen I have limited patience for the “po’ bebbee” school of teacher-scolding.

But then this bit caught my eye:

Here’s where I start to get irritated. “So did you say something?” I ask. “Did you tell your teacher you didn’t understand?”

“No,” my kid says. Then she adds, “I didn’t want to get in trouble.”

THAT’s something I deal with every day. Kids so trained in the terror of being wrong that they either lock up and do nothing or stick with the safest possible non-answers and filler, perfectly formatted but accomplishing nothing. So I read the post. 

Gonzalez wasn’t quite going the direction I anticipated, but she’s tricky like that. Here, she analyzes reasons kids don’t know what’s going on even when we’re positive we covered it eleventeen ways and gave every opportunity for them to ask. It’s not about teacher-blaming, and never about kid-shaming, but it is thought-provoking and… *sigh* OK, I’ll admit it. It was a bit warm’n’fuzzy as well – but in practical ways, dammit! 

Get practical with @cultofpedagogy on the twittering and let her provoke you as well. 

Scott HaselwoodStranger Things and the Upside Down World – Scott Haselwood, Teaching From Here. Haselwood has a passion for #edtech, mathematics, and kids. In his world, however, the first two are always about reaching, challenging, and uplifting the third. 

It’s what keeps my eyes from crossing every time he’s all excited about another app. Instead, we’re practically mothers of a different brother. Or… something like that. 

In this post, Haselwood starts with the Netflix Series “Stranger Things,” talks classroom realities a generation ago and today, and ends up on the importance of saving kids from the big darkness. I know it sounds odd, but I assure you – it comes together just fine. The video clip from the show is creepy as hell, but other than that – bring in the unicorns. 

Follow @TeachFromHere on the twittering and get frightened-yet-enlightened on a regular basis.  #oklaed 

Rob MillerBecause You Like Me… – Rob Miller, A View From The Edge. Is it important for your students to like you? Is it important for you to like your students?

While neither of these are goals in and of themselves, Miller thinks they matter. And he makes a pretty good case, with the grace and deftness we’ve come to expect from pretty much everything he writes.

Follow @edgeblogger on the twittering and get graced up and defted out on a regular basis. For realsies.  #oklaed 

Peter GreeneWhy Are Teachers So Stressed? – Peter Greene, Curmudgucation. Greene is perhaps edu-bloggery’s most prolific and pithy watchdog when it comes to ed-reformy nonsense, political b.s., and every other assault on actual learning, equity, and life-not-sucking for all the little children.

It’s easy to take for granted where he’s going with some of his favorite topics, but you risk missing the richness in so much of what he says. It’s like listening to music – sure, you can have it playing while you work on something else, but sometimes you’ve just gotta stop and close your eyes to hear it fully. THIS is a post you should stop and process fully. 

Although, I mean – obviously you’ll have to have your eyes open to do that. Let’s not take the analogy too far. 

Follow @palan57 on the twittering and keep processing. 

David Wong5 Helpful Answers To Society’s Most Uncomfortable Questions – David Wong, Cracked.com. This one breaks several rules of the weekly roundup.

First, it’s over a year old. But I just discovered it this week, and I’d argue it has fresh relevance and will probably (and unfortunately) remain relevant for some time to come. 

Second, it’s not really an edu-blog post. It’s not by an educator. It’s not even school-appropriate. Which leads me to…

Third. Oh the potty mouth! Tsk tsk. Unforgivable vulgarity. Must have been brought up in public schooling. You’ve been warned. 

What Wong tackles here, though, are some of the more antagonistic questions of our day – generally posed by those holding top slots in society’s power structures, and annoyed at what they perceive to be stone-throwing from below.

So, even when personal choices finally come into play, you’re still choosing within that framework — you can choose between becoming a poet or a software engineer, but only because you were raised in a world in which other people had already invented both poetry and computers. That means every single little part of your life — every action, every choice, every thought, every emotion, every plan for the future, everything that you are and do and can potentially be — is the result of things other people did in the past.

Look, just go read the thing. Have I ever led you astray before? And follow @JohnDiesattheEn on the twittering for more thoughtfulness disguised as snarky humor flung your way like truth poo. 

That’s it this week my beloved #11FF.

I’m trying not to talk #OKElections16 in the weekly wrap-ups, but please educate yourself and those around you and advocate for thoughtful voting – especially at the state level. 

You’re doing more than you realize, and better than you think. I promise.

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I’ll Support Vouchers If You’ll Support Parent Choice

School ChoiceI think it’s a shame the way so many voucher proponents are so staunchly against parent choice. 

Oh, I know they fling these two words about a great deal, but they contradict themselves repeatedly in their proposals. And I, for one, think it’s time we call them out on it. 

For those of you who haven’t kept up with the conflict, vouchers are a means by which parents would be given a percentage of the per-pupil funding otherwise going to their local public school in order to use that money at a comparable educational institution of their choosing. The schools would thus lose a percentage of the money they’re allotted per student, the argument goes, but they’d also have one less student to serve – thus reducing the cost of bussing, heating and air, teacher salaries, food service, nursing, administration, grounds care, building maintenance, technology, and classroom supplies by a comparable percentage each time a student leaves. 

Parent choice. 

Opponents of vouchers are repeatedly called out as being against “parent choice,” when nothing could be further from the truth. I wholeheartedly support the right of every parent to homeschool their child, or send their child to a private school – religious or otherwise – or to seek out strictly online options, or whatever else they see fit to do. And in Oklahoma, they already have and always will have those options, completely and fully protected by both popular opinion and explicit legislation.

The only point of dispute is whether or not public tax dollars will be used to assist these parents in their endeavors. That’s a perfectly reasonable debate to have. 

Voucher Boy

Voucher supporters argue that the money belongs to the student or the parents, to be used for whatever they think best for their child. Opponents counter that public money belongs, once collected, to the public, to be used for whatever is determined to be best for the community. 

Voucher supporters argue that schools need competition and tougher oversight to improve, while opponents counter that schools are not businesses, their goals are not profits, and their kids are not products – they need support if they are to improve. 

But the most flyer-friendly, talking-point-ready argument from voucher supporters keeps coming back to that term – “parent choice.” So if we must have this discussion yet again, let’s at least make sure the parents are, in fact, being offered a choice.

I’m ready to support vouchers. Seriously. In the name of parent choice. But…

If we institute vouchers, they should be for the full amount of per-pupil spending designated by the state. If the money belongs to the kid, as proponents insist, then it all belongs to the kid. Tying it to family income level or district ‘grades’ on that horrible A-F report card makes no sense if the issue is parent choice. If it is, in fact, their money, then all parents should be granted the same choice to take it and go. 

Vouchers EquityIf we institute vouchers, all participating institutions should be required to accept every student who applies. If they accept any vouchers, they should be required to accept all vouchers. Otherwise, that’s not parent choice. If we’re going to rattle on incessantly about the holy status of parental control, let’s make it a fact as well as a talking point. Whatever their child’s special needs, academic ability, personality traits, behavior issues, background, race, religion, or sexuality, parents should have the widest possible range of choices what’s best for their child.  

If we institute vouchers, no participating institution should be allowed to charge parents even a dollar above and beyond the value of the voucher. Otherwise, that’s not parent choice. I realize this may prove a hardship for some schools, who already run on a rather tight budget. But surely this is easily addressed by first identifying waste and abuse. I mean, it’s not like parents aren’t already pouring godawful amounts of money into these places. They’re obviously just not using it efficiently. 

I’m sure the various sectarian and other private schools in the state could cut back on administrative costs. And have you seen the numbers spent on non-classroom positions? It’s shameful. 

They don’t really need a five-day school week when they could get in just as many hours going Monday through Wednesday if they’d just tweak the schedule a bit. Sorry, teachers – you’ll have to put in full work days like the rest of us; you might not get home in time for Ellen and bon-bons every afternoon. 

If we institute vouchers, all participating institutions should be expected to provide supplies and equipment for any child participating in any extra-curricular activity offered by the school. Of course they can sell candles or whatever to raise money if they prefer – but it must be consistent with what every other child participating is doing or able to do. Otherwise, it’s not really parent choice. We also need to talk about providing breakfast, lunch, and of course transportation to and from school. Art supplies. Uniforms. Additional reading or math tutoring as required. If a school is only able or willing to serve some students and not others, then that’s not really parent choice

Vouchers ProtestWhile we have any number of top quality private options across Oklahoma currently, there are also those less… reputable, and there’s no telling what sorts of fly-by-night, exploitative institutions might appear once all that state money is flowing so freely. So if we institute vouchers, all participating institutions should be subject to some sort of quality control by the state. We’re already considering legislation to protect adult students from for-profit colleges; refusing to do the same thing for minors would be blatant negligence.  

Surely it can’t be that burdensome to comply with a few basic requirements and submit a few reports to make sure things are above-board. Much like with public schools, we must of course proceed under the assumption that all private school administrators are scam artists and their teachers both incompetent and wanna-be child-rapists. 

Besides, you don’t expect us to just keep throwing money at your little “school” without asking what we’re getting in return, do you? It shouldn’t really bother your staff how many man-hours are involved in red tape and compliance if you have nothing to hide. This isn’t your money, you know – didn’t we cover that part already?

Vouchers CartoonAnd of course, if we institute vouchers, we absolutely must have an annual ‘report card’ of some sort so parents can know how various schools are doing. Surely the whole premise of vouchers and their ability to magically solve problems, increase productivity, and reduce costs, assumes that parents are making informed choices, yes? If they’re not capable of figuring out if their child’s existing public school is doing a good job or not without something published in the local press to great fanfare every year, I don’t know how you’d expect them to choose from dozens of other options they’ve never even seen.

As a public school teacher, I’ll take my chances with that kind of parent choice. I even genuinely hope that some good comes of it – some innovation, some mutation of which we’ve not yet conceived… anything that ends up being good for kids.

But if voucher supporters aren’t willing to get serious about parent choice, then I’m not sure I can take their rhetoric seriously. If they’re not really in this for the reasons they claim, what in subsidized elitism’s name could they be fighting for instead?

I, for one, can’t imagine.