A Public Thank You To OK Legislators

Awkward HugI’d like to thank the Oklahoma State Legislature for approving the use of $51 million from the state’s “Rainy Day Fund” in order to soften the blow taken by public education this year.

I’ve been very critical of this legislature for their handling of our state budget over the past several years. I’m still opposed to the extent of the tax cuts they’ve approved, and there are some in leadership I’m convinced are willfully and maliciously dismembering public education at the bidding of their fiscal overlords from other realms.

But I’m not talking about them right now. 

Thanks to the rest of you for softening your stance enough to recognize that public education and other essentials of the social contract have been demonized and attacked by those elected to implement and support them, and for doing what you could to provide airbags for our crash landing. 

Thanks to those of you who’ve advocated for public education throughout your time in office, often at the expense of having your other issues taken seriously or your legislation heard because you weren’t “playing ball” with those sitting at the biggest desks. We recognize that in speaking truth to power, you’ve crippled your own ability to implement change – a paradox I couldn’t navigate so gracefully.

A special thanks to those of you who’ve been fighting these extreme tax policies for years, and who years ago publicly predicted the situation we’re now in. We don’t always acknowledge or appreciate you, despite what should be a natural alliance of “Davids” in a system controlled by “Goliaths”. 

Thank you to the members of the Education Committees in both the House and Senate who opposed even bringing voucher bills to the floors of their respective houses. I know you took substantial heat from leadership and I want to publicly acknowledge that you voted your conscience and what you believed your constituents wanted despite the political costs, and despite not immediately having the numbers to prevail. 

Thank you to the many legislators in both houses who worked behind the scenes to prevent these bills from coming to the floor. It’s difficult to express this with any specificity, because unless you’ve communicated your convictions publicly, we don’t know who you are

Even if we did, I’m not sure I’d be doing you any favors by listing your names. I recognize that you’re now targeted by state leadership for doing what was right for the marginalized and underserved across our state, and a Blue Cereal endorsement wouldn’t exactly improve your status in their eyes.

Otherwise I’d send you a mug or something. I know, I know… but that’s politics. 

Thank you to the many Republicans in both houses who refuse to accept that their party must stand only for the elite and the chosen few, and who’ve endured a “calling out” by the Governor’s office as closet Democrats – as if concern for your constituents or the children of this state is a character flaw and the defining element of Republicanism is not a passion for America’s potential or a belief in self-reliance, but mindless obedience to one’s fiscal overlords. Thank you for believing that your party can stand for more than some malevolent caricature, even when it costs you influence and support – and may cost you your office.

Thank you to the Democrats in both houses for providing the kind of minority opposition essential to meaningful democracy and thoughtful decision-making. Your role is critical even when final decisions aren’t as “thoughtful” as our system intends. 

Thank you for those behind-closed-doors efforts to kill hundreds of horrible ideas before they reached the floor. A few got through – and we’re dealing with those – but most of it went away. While I’m not privy to details, thank you to those of you who made that happen.

Thank you Superintendent Joy Hofmeister for calling on me during Q&A even though you know you’ll regret it every time. You’ve been pretty tight-lipped about your role in all of this over the past month, but I suspect you’re a big part of whatever damage control was managed this time around. 

I suspect your relative silence is pragmatism allowing you to be more effective rather than maneuvering allowing you to advance your political future. Thank you for choosing the right thing over the ambitious thing, whether we see it clearly just yet or not.

I don’t speak for all of #OklaEd – only the wisest and best-looking among them – but I hereby commit myself to do everything in my humble power to promote the re-election of sitting legislators who chose to shield public education from at least some of the blast this time around. 

I don’t agree with all of you about everything, and given a little face-to-face time and a drink or three, I’d argue that few of us are completely guiltless in this mess. But we choose our representatives from those who run, and we work with those actually able to get elected in Oklahoma – and that means a few compromises and reality checks here and there. 

I resolve to do my best to get every teacher or parent who called or emailed or shared FB posts cursing you for this session’s insanity to follow up by voting their voice in June, and August, and November. I know that all of our talk about you “working for us” only matters if we play our role as well and make sure the good ones stay in office and the bad ones are replaced. 

I’m officially calling on all #11FF and the entirety of #OklaEd to reach out to at least a half-dozen co-workers, neighbors, folks at church, parents of students, etc., and encourage them to get informed and get involved. 

Yes, we’ll keep calling and emailing and carrying on about legislation still on the table, but let’s do so in informed, targeted ways. Let’s put the same effort into thanking and supporting those fighting FOR us as we’re putting into calling out those AGAINST us. 

Finally, I’d like to encourage those of us NOT in office, but still fighting FOR public ed, to resist the temptation to turn on one another over details, or to let legitimate disagreements fragment our collective voice. I’d remind myself as much as anyone else that private schools and their teachers, parents, and students are NOT the enemy, nor are those trying to serve kids through charters, TFA, homeschooling, or whatever. 

Our fight is with corporate exploitation and manipulation of the weak; not with individuals trying to educate kids in a different way than ourselves. I’ve been guilty of forgetting this distinction too many times to take it lightly now. 

As educators, we pride ourselves on looking past clichés and stereotypes, or even the facades willfully projected by our students, in order to find the “real child” and the potential underneath. Thank you for doing the same for us and for our kids. We are resolved to do a better job of doing the same for you, starting now. 

Let us know how we can help.

Blue Serials (3/6/16)

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Things I’ve Learned This Week…

1. It’s not practical to hold a full-time job AND try to keep up with all possible pending edu-slation. I just can’t. So we’ll rework that goal for next year.

2. People are visiting the #OKElections16 pages – as much or more as anything else I post. I don’t know what that indicates in terms of results, but someone is reading them. The Candidate Profiles seem to be the most popular. 

3. People are also visiting my Who Killed Avery Chase? Document Activity with great regularity. It’s been in the Top 20 pages visited since I posted it about a year ago, often in the Top 10. I have yet to receive any indication whether that means anyone is using the activity, likes it, hates it, has changed it in some amazing way I didn’t think of, or what. But… I’m glad it’s being visited. I hope I’ve revolutionized hundreds – if not thousands – of classrooms with my mad pedagogical skills. 

4. Far more Americans than I’d previously allowed myself to believe are some combination of ignorant, hateful, racist, and possibly fascist. Sadly, ‘ignorant’ is the least troubling element in that mix. 

5. At the same time, there are SO many really good teachers, blogs and essential posts out there. You can’t read them all, but there are some it’d be a true shame to miss!

I can’t fix or solve everything, but this last issue is one I can at least mitigate. 

Stuff You Absolutely Should Not Miss From The Past Week…

…or two. Or the past month. I’ve been behind – which is ironic, I realize, but, um… HERE:

The Schools We Need vs. The Schools That Need Us – Molly Tansey on Young Teachers Collective wrestles with the inherent tension between going where you can grow – or at least survive – and going where you’re most needed. While the specifics of her situation will resonate with some more than others, the larger questions about why we do this – where we do it – should seem familiar to most of you no matter WHERE you are. Go read this. Several times. 

“He’ll Never Catch Up” – Conor Pierson on Young Teachers Collective recalls the not-overly-supportive words of one of his teachers to his father sixteen years before. Hopefully we’ve collectively grown a little when helping students with dyslexia, but how often do we less overtly believe something similar about other kids? How often do we tell them without telling them? Here’s to struggling students who become teachers.

Now – seriously – if you’re an educator and you don’t follow and support @YTCollective, you’re doing it wrong. I realize they lean young and idealistic, moreso than some of you fully appreciate, but how many bitter old conservatives are entering public education these days – at least without reapers and flamethrowers? Thank god for smart kids with missionary zeal and enough moxie to speak truth to power. 

White Man, Black Boy – Jon Harper, aka Bailey & Derek’s Daddy – “Because we are not the same. We never have been and we never will be. Dr. King did not wish for all people to be treated equally because we are the same. He wished for all people to be treated equally because it is right.” Harper is an old white guy in a school full of young black children. He’s also one of the most introspective and caring edu-bloggers out there. Follow @jonharper70bd on the Twitters and be introspective, too. 

Should Teachers Have Strong Opinions? – Steven Singer on gadflyonthewallblog is a bit of an antagonist. Personally, I can’t imagine what it’s like to spout off vehemently every time something’s on your mind, but it seems to work for him. (If he doesn’t reign it in, though, I’m telling Jay. I’ve already bookmarked at least THREE instances of shocking language – and I don’t mean grawlixes!) Spout off with @StevenSinger3 on the Twitters with or without naughty words – but know your stuff before you start something. He’s feisty. 

Did These 2nd Graders Debunk The Myth That Tests Measure Learning? – Mark Barnes on Brilliant or Insane? wraps us up this week with a piece that’s short, accessible, and wise. Also, there are paper airplanes – so… bonus. Follow @markbarns19 on the Twittering and bask in the brilliance AND the insanity. 

Next Weekend’s Blue Serials Wrap-Up will kick off a week of self-absorbed Blue Cereal Celebration – honoring 24 months of unbridled edu-bloggery.

Who better to write about me all week than… me?

Until then, my Eleven Faithful Followers – arms locked, minds set, no fear. Thank you for fighting the darkness, in and out of your classrooms and offices. You don’t have to fix it all – just do your part so audaciously that they simply can’t ignore you.

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Blue Serials (2/28/16)

I Guess #OklaEd Parents & Educators Have Been… Vocal This Past Week

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Be prepared, informed, polite, and concise. Well, concise is optional – they work for YOU, after all. It may not always feel like it, but at this level, your voice DOES make a difference. 

We may not fix everything or win the day, but we’ll be in the coversation, by golly gum.

You may have heard this week that most of us teach at atheist schools…

On Instilling Humanity – Mindy Dennison, Founder and Majority Stockholder of This Teacher Sings – I have such mixed feelings when someone says something I’m trying to say, but does it SO much better. Mostly, though, I’m just glad they can.

Welcome to Atheist SchoolThe Unbearable Blueness of Cereal. You’ve probably seen this email exchange on Facebook this past week. Out of the abundance of the talking points provided by the fiscal overlords the mouth speaketh – the problem is, people are actually listening and questioning right now. 

A Few Other Things You Shouldn’t Miss From This Past Week (or so)…

Five Signs It’s Time To Break Up With Your Legislator – Rob Miller, President and Chief Operating Officer of A View From The Edge – “Do you recall the way he would look you in the eye and promise that if you put your faith in him, he would never let you down? He wouldn’t be like all those “other” politicians you had encountered before. This time, it would be different. He would be faithful to you and only you…” I shouldn’t enjoy it so much when Rob is this pithy and sharp. But I do, darn it – I so totally do. Pith with him on the Twitters at @edgeblogger and feel it hurt so good with me. #oklaed

I’m Angry – Jennifer Williams, Assistant Superintendent of Outreach and Co-Diversity Manager for JennWillTeach is, um… angry. I’d try to calm her down, but I’m having trouble disagreeing with her about any of it. Just don’t tell Jay – he might feel bullied. Follow @JennWillTeach on the Twitters and experience the wild, wonderful range of Jenn. #oklaed

I’m Not O.K. – Meghan Loyd, Executive Director of Content Development and Public Relations at For The Love, is in a bit of a righteous snit as well. While the voices of outrage are quite diverse, you don’t have to read very deeply to see a common thread of mother-unicorn defensiveness – NOT on behalf of contract hours or copy limits, but for the students we love who don’t fit the state-approved ideal. Sorry you think they suck, legis – but that’s why we make them come to school. Stop hurting them. #oklaed

Equity, Where Art Thou? – Scott Haselwood, Primary Founder and Endowed Chairman of Teaching From Hereis always about the shovel-ready, practical steps we can take RIGHT NOW to better serve our kids. This doesn’t change just because the political storms are, um… storming. This is the guy at the table who lets everyone else vent their spleens, then turns the conversation towards the “To Do” column. Thank God for that voice. Lend a shovel to @TeachFromHere on the Twitters – it will make you a better person. #oklaed

Two Experiments in Haiku…

Before Twitter, there was… Haiku. I’m so annoyed I didn’t think of this first…

Because Twitter Has Haiku DNA Strands – The As-Of-Yet Unnamed Chief Content Specialist and Social Media Coordinator of Keep The Wheat calls out the chaff in her sophmore post – with style. I hope she decides to keep writing – I’m in love already and want to learn more about poetic DNA. #oklaed 

Haiku You Doin? – Rick Cobb, Head Engineer and Mail Room Supervisor Because He Loves The Shiny Tubes of OKEducationTruths, offers his own summary of current events via ancient Japanese poetry. I’m disproportionately amused by this one. Follow @okeducation on the Twitters and be amused (and, um, enlightened and stuff also) as well. #oklaed 

And Two Times Literature or Poetry Saved Lives (or at least made them WAY more meaningful)…

On Poetry and Zen – Dan Tricarico, Managing Owner and Co-Solitary Creator of The Zen Teacher, explains how poetry saved his life. Poetry helps us be mindful, and both poetry and mindfulness give us permission to focus on the moment. Be mindful of @thezenteacher on the Twitters and share your poetry. And of course I’m serious.

You Are In Here: How Infinite Jest Pretty Much Changed My Life – Peter Anderson, Writing Staff and Transportation Director of Mr. Anderson Reads and Writes, shares a very personal, raw account of how a book, a father, and a moment changed his life. You know how a story can be so specific and yet its impact so universal? Yeah, that’s this x100. It’s not even zany. 

Keep Going. Keep Calling. Keep Teaching. Keep Learning.

Keep loving your kids and demanding better from them. Even the ones who you’re SO done with by this time of year. And that one girl who’s never there. And the kid who only goes by his initials – you know who I mean. Love them anyway, Harder, even. 

They may not have much else, so pour even after you’re empty. 

As to the backlash, well… 

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(Oh calm down, Jay. It’s a #@$%ing metaphor.)

Welcome to Atheist School!

Atheist SchoolThere’s been an interesting exchange making the rounds on Facebook the past few days, and I contacted the original author for permission to share it. The decision to change the name to ‘B.C.’ was mine, and based only on the venom being slung towards #OklaEd bloggers lately. (I’d hate for Jay to go after her family and kids without at least going to the trouble to hunt down the original all by his shocked-and-outraged-little-self.) 

It begins simply enough…

From: B.C. 

Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2016 3:18 PM

To: Travis Dunlap

Subject: HB2949

Representative Dunlap,

As a parent with children in Bartlesville Public Schools I am very concerned by HB 2949. If this bill passes it would result in a $2.2 million dollar hit to BPS. Please vote NO to school vouchers and HB2949.

Thank you,

B.C.

Bartlesville, OK

Travis DunlapElected representatives don’t get anonymity. That’s not how being in elected office works. 

On Feb 24, 2016, at 10:11 AM, Travis Dunlap <[email protected]> wrote:

Thank you for writing B.C.,

I really appreciate hearing from constituents (especially parents!). I would like to provide you with my personal cell phone to be stored in your contacts for use at your discretion. My cell phone number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx.

To his credit, he shared his actual number. You want it, YOU email him and ask for it. 

I want to quickly note that the figure you reference is based on an assumption of over 100,000 students participating and taking an unspecified categorization of the ESA funding formula (there are three categorizations: 10%, 60% and 90% of what is spent on the student in a public state using the state aid formula). The estimate also assumes that revenues stay the same over a 14 year period.

A 2.2 million dollar hit for BPS in next year’s budget is simply not a reality in this bill.

Sincerely,

Travis Dunlap

Fair enough, so far. Numbers and impact and such are always subject to dispute. Plus, he sounds all… facty and stuff. That’s kinda rare ‘round these parts – so kudos to Mr. Dunlap on THAT, even if he’s partly just spewing party-talking-point babble.

From: B.C. 

Sent: Wednesday, February 24, 2016 11:22 AM

To: Travis Dunlap

Subject: Re: HB2949

God MoneyThank you for getting back with me on this topic. The more I research this bill and read what it allows the more I dislike it. The main issue is the hit, of any size, that our public schools would take. I do not think my public tax dollars should be used to fund private institutions. There is not enough accountability within private schools.

I also do not think that my tax dollars should go towards funding the religious education of others. Many private schools are religious in nature and I am not supportive of my tax dollars being used to further their religious agendas. How would you feel if part of your paycheck was taken and used to send kids to an atheist based private school? Are you OK with your money being spent to teach kids that God doesn’t exist? How about a Muslim school? Would you be OK with your money funding tuition for kids to attend a school and read and study the Koran?

As a former Catholic school student I know how much religion is worked into the curriculum. I am Methodist. I am pro-choice. I truly believe that we should love everyone no matter what their sexual orientation. I do not want my money going to a school that tells young women they cannot make decisions for their own health and well-being. I do not want my money going to a school that teaches that some people are better than others and should have more rights than others based on their sexual orientation. Can you guarantee me that my tax dollars will not be supporting religious schools that teach children views that are opposite to what I believe? If you cannot, then this bill forces me to write a blank check to institutions that I fundamentally disagree with.

This bill is welfare for private schools at the expense of our public school systems. If parents want their kids to attend private schools, whether it is for religious or academic or any other reason, they should pay for it themselves. I should not have to foot the bill, especially when it takes money away from the schools my own children attend.

Thank you ,

B.C.

 So… our friend B.C. got a bit more detailed on this one. VERY well-spoken!

 Here’s where it gets interesting, if not exactly surprising…

Witch SchoolFrom: Travis Dunlap <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: HB2949

Date: February 24, 2016 at 1:26:56 PM CST

To: B.C.

Hello again,

You communicate all of this very well. Thank you for your dialogue. I only want to point out that I hear many parents who choose alternative education express the same frustration when they see what their tax dollars support at public school (which are atheist-based). I believe we will continue to serve widening range of student needs in our public education. ESA’s are the best way to serve the public as a whole. They have typically increased quality at all education institutions when they have been implemented in other states.

Look at the research referenced at edchoice.org for an introduction to this kind of material.

Thank you once again for your dialogue. It has been very kind.

Sincerely,

Travis Dunlap

Wow.

“Atheist-based”?

It grabs you enough that you might easily miss the nonsense about vouchers improving school quality in other states. I also liked the slightly patronizing tone of “go look at this neat site to get started with knowing what you’re talking about!” It’s so… Amway

Bit I digress.

“Atheist-based”?

Now, it’s entirely possible that Mr. Dunlap simply doesn’t know the difference between non-sectarian, secular, and outright atheist. I’ve often run into these dilemmas when dealing with state legislators – are they boldly and cynically lying, or genuinely that clueless about the issues over which they hold such power and authority?

I try to find third options – I really do – but so far they’ve eluded me. 

Sen. BrecheenEither way, Representative Dunlap is expressing a mindset quite common among state leadership. We heard it in Sen. Brecheen’s rants over Common Core and our failure to enforce Old Testament law across the state (he wanted supporters chased down with swords, if memory serves). We saw it in Rep. Fisher’s demands that history be sanitized and Xianized or they’d yank AP funding, and we felt it in his shock and hurt when his efforts fell short because – in his words – they’d been misrepresented as a threat to *sniff* yank *gurgle* AP *sob* funding!

Damn #OklaEd bloggers and their socialist grawlixes! 

Senators Bennett and Dahm and others annually submit legislation to push their version of Xianity into more of the school day, and when in January we begin rounding up Muslims and placing them in internment camps (no doubt with names like “Religious Freedom Expansion Retreats”), it will bring nothing but joy to Republican leadership and their ilk. 

But back to those “atheist-based” schools and the huge danger they seem to pose. 

It’s been awhile since I’ve been a committed evangelical, but I don’t recall Biblical Christianity being so fragile.

The constant terror that the One True Faith will be subverted and destroyed by a little high school science, or where we place the Ten Commandments, or moments of introspection regarding our historical sins and national shortcomings – it’s like they have Jesus confused with Tinkerbell, and must devote all their legislative energies to demanding we clap harder and faster before she’s lost forever!

Pouting TinkerbellThe proverbial “wall of separation” may serve to protect people from religion. In modern usage, it often serves to protect non-majority faiths from government restriction or public abuse. But they’re not the groups with the MOST to lose when the state takes on a new and improved role as Higher Truth Police. 

The worst thing you can do to Christianity isn’t to ban it, or fight it, or mock it, or persecute it. Surely they’ve read enough of their Bibles and know a FEW of the many historical examples of REAL faith flourishing under the worst possible conditions. 

The worst thing you can do to Christianity is legislate it – to finance it when it does what you want, and defund it when it doesn’t. The worst thing you can do is wrap it up with politics and money and the power of the state polluting and obscuring the Still Small Voice of personal communication with the Eternal. Ask Catholics in the Middle Ages, or Puritans in colonial times, or anyone living under truly radical Islam today.

I don’t teach at an atheistic school, Mr. Dunlap, and I’m not trying to protect my kids from religion – yours, their parents’, or anyone else’s.

I’m trying to protect them – and their journeys of faith, whatever form they may take – from you and your ilk.

No wonder they hate us. 

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Let’s Talk About Choice

Confusing SignThere’s been a real emphasis recently on parent choice in regard to public schooling. Apparently, parents know better than anyone what’s best for their child and what sort of education is most appropriate for their individual needs.

Of the many pro-voucher arguments out there, this seems to be the one state leadership has decided on as their primary talking point. I must confess, I’m a bit bewildered when they became such fans.

When parents began opting out of standardized testing because they didn’t think it was best for their children, state leaders didn’t seem too excited about parent choice. Many were annoyed, others apathetic. The overall tone seemed to indicate that these stupid parents were just causing trouble – probably because they’d been led astray by radical bloggers and corrupt superintendents. I certainly don’t recall many legislators applauding for these wise parents and their use of choice.

When parents protested that their third grade children were being brutalized by high-stakes reading tests, facing retention and large scarlet ‘F’s on their chests as a result, state leaders absolutely loathed parent choice. A feisty group of elected representatives finally managed to change the rules enough that parents at least have SOME voice in whether it would be ‘best for their child’ to move on to fourth grade, and Governor Fallin VETOED it – because what do parents know about standards and accountability and children? 

The veto was overridden, but at the cost of a ‘sunset provision’ on parental involvement – meaning the same people crying for ‘parent choice’ for their chosen sliver of the population are still itching to eliminate it for the rest. 

My son would have benefited greatly from getting out of the six-hour day, the old-school academic core-you-to-death structure in which he was bound, but state law said no. Every child, regardless of ability, interest, background, or potential, has to have X-number of required butt-in-seat hours and be crammed full of the same tired basics that state leadership has mandated as sacred and holy for all kids, for all time. 

I wanted desperately to give him something more practical, outdoors, or vo-tech heavy MUCH earlier in his schooling, but I didn’t have that choice. NO parent has that choice. The state knows what’s best, and we don’t – that’s why they make the laws and set the harsh penalties if I don’t force my kid through them, no matter how bad for him or her it might be. 

The anti-vaxxers have gained a little leeway in Oklahoma, but by and large have very little choice whether or not their child will be immunized before heading off to school. Why don’t we give these parents choice? Freedom to do what’s best for their kids, who might have different needs?

Seat-belt laws are about as anti-choice as it gets. They are the ultimate statement of belief that too many parents don’t have the first god-given CLUE what’s best for their kids. They’re too stupid to even buckle them in without the threat of fiscal penalty. Parent choice? Are you kidding? 

I hesitate to even bring up the demonization of smokers – tell THOSE parents they have the right to decide what’s best for their kids or their community when they light up. You’ll get either a sardonic chuckle or a pop in the nose for being a smart-ass. (Sorry to blur that there issue, Jay.

Nor do they have much real choice what their kids are allowed to eat at school. The state mandates the most awful fat-free gluten-free flavor-free color-free slop, boosting the sales of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos far above anything legislation could have mandated had they so desired. Sure, you can send lunch with them, as long as you have the sort of lifestyle allowing you to pack it each morning, and as long as it doesn’t have to be hot, or cold, or mixed, or preserved in any way throughout the day.

Even PTSA Pizza Day now means special everything-free crust and no toppings of any kind because Michelle Obama and Jason Nelson think kids are fat. None of this screams parent choice (although it’s a wonderful example of unintended consequences – the kids eat far worse than they did before because we’ve made the standard options so unpalatable). 

Spanking my child is only a choice if I keep it a dirty little secret. 

Deciding that my 8-year old or sleeping infant is fine in the car for five minutes on a nice day with the doors locked but windows cracked while I run into CVS to grab their prescription isn’t parent choice anymore – it’s a call to the police and DHS. 

Same for sending them to play in the park across the street without Zuckerberg-level security. I know it’s safe, the neighborhood knows it’s safe, all available statistics say it’s safe, but the need for us to remain in perpetual panic and fear so as to be more easily controlled says parents simply don’t GET that kind of CHOICE.

What’s left?

Oh, yes – the vouchers. 

IF I’m an involved enough parent to understand the process and go through the paperwork, and IF I can afford the thousands of extra out-of-pocket dollars required to actually GO to a private school, vouchers or no, and IF my child can meet the requirements of the institutions at which these ESA Gift-Cards are useable, and IF I have the time and fiscal resources to get them there and back every day, and IF I can pay for any necessary materials, supplies, instruments, uniforms, or whatever else may be required, and IF my child is a perfect fit academically and, er… “culturally” with the school, THEN I have CHOICE.

Equity and access on paper while upper class white folks are the only ones with real options in practice? Shocking. What a strange new problem to encounter. 

As a bonus, the more times “choice” is bandied about in the rhetoric, the easier it is to “blame the victim” when they don’t qualify to be “choosers.” 

Once again we have edu-slation claiming to serve all the little children, when the only thing it’s really designed to serve is more state-sanctioned ‘white flight’. That sort of misdirection and shameless hypocrisy is why so many of us seem to be in a perpetual snit. We’re trying to wake up Citizen Doe before the fire reaches her bedroom, but she’s fast asleep dreaming of the Gay Muslims trying to take her guns from the bathroom stall next door. 

If common education weren’t being methodically dismantled to begin with, I wouldn’t personally be fussing nearly as much as my smarter, better-looking peers in #OklaEd. You wanna cull the supposed cream and hide them away at Word of Faith of Hope of Grace until they’re old enough to join Hydra leadership? Live it up. It’s still wrong, and it’s not good for either group of children, but whatever. 

I don’t mind choice as such. But if we feel the slightest obligation to mean anything we say in the political realm anymore, and choice is your thing, then let’s provide choices – lots of them – to ALL parents, and ALL kids, in both public and private scenarios. Let’s set loose that “free market of ideas” of which conservatives used to be so proud, and support it until the playing field at least looks level – even if it means risking possible success by a few kids NOT on our ‘chosen’ list. 

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