Blue Serials (October 4th, 2015)

Fall is falling, teachers keep teaching, life keeps doing whatever life does, and even though bloggers are bloggering, you may have missed something good this week.

No worries, my Eleven Faithful Followers (#11FF) – I’m here with essential highlights and thoughtful framings. I do this to serve you, the reader – and… it helps reduce the amount of new content I actually have to create myself to keep this blog active.

What, you think I got nothin’ better to do than sit around blogging all day? Some of us WORK for a living over here!

Part One: Painful Realities

“On Standardized Testing” by Olivia Fantini – if you don’t know @ButtonPoetry, you should fix that immediately. Oh such speakifying!

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School District Size; School District Spending – Rick Cobb’s OkEducationTruths is required reading in #oklaed. Here he breaks down the latest babble-slander from the idealogues against public education, analyzing them with such clarity even I mostly understand. My personal favorite moment: “I’m no economist. I’m just an administrator who wrote his dissertation over Oklahoma school district expenditures, with a focus on economies of scale and diseconomies of scale. If you were one of the 12 people who read it, you would’ve been dazzled with passages such as this:  …….    Ok, none of it was really exciting. It’s a dissertation.” If you don’t follow @okeducation on the Twitters, you’re a big stinky doo-doo head who doesn’t care about the children. 

Will The Real Ms. Smith Please Stand Up? – Mindy D of This Teacher Sings continues her reality-sharing regarding #oklaed teacher pay by sharing some of the reactions and feedback prompted by her previous post on the subject. It’s not whining if it truly hurts; we’re losing teachers who want to be in the classroom for all the best reasons, but end up in either other states or other professions over selfish things like protein, or not getting their kids’ entire wardrobes from Goodwill. Best quote: “‘Teachers aren’t in it for the money,’ they say. They’re right. We aren’t… But we didn’t take a vow of poverty.” Follow @MrsDSings on the Twitters. Play nice and she might even follow you back.

The EdReformers Stratagem – Rob Miller at A View From The Edge may be giving in to the dark side. One of the most positive, reasonable voices of #oklaed, it’s almost disorienting how bluntly he calls out pseudo-#edreform, mis-funding, and faux accountability from high places. Is the bizarre clusterfoolery of recent years merely laying the groundwork for a larger narrative of public school failure and teacher apathy in order to justify a new edu-order? Surely not… it’s inconceivable in this day and age that we’d allow our economic or political leaders to manufacture or distort crises in order to justify their self-interested maleficence! Follow @edgeblogger on the Twitters for more crazy conspiracy theories which oh-my-god-are-probably-true. 

Part Two: It’s All About The *sniff* CHILDREN…

5 Ways To Make Homework Meaningful and Manageable – Angela Stockman on Brilliant or Insane does such a nice job of ‘slap you around’ attention-getting without becoming that annoying lady from out-of-state who led that horrible PD day in your district awhile back and you all made fun of at lunch. Here she challenges the value of some types of homework without making me roll my eyes. I’m still so totally edu-crushing on her. Follow Stockman (“May I Call You ‘Angie’?”) on the Twitters at @AngelaStockman and ask her if she likes me back – check ‘yes’ or ‘no’. 

The Energy Cost and the Power of Empathy – P.L. Thomas, aka The Becoming Radical, can be mighty insightful for someone with so many degrees. He makes a very accessible case for introvert awareness – it’s not being ‘soft’ on kids to recognize when more volume, more people, more activity, isn’t the yee-haw for some of us it might be for the majority. As a long-time shunner-of-groups myself, I very much appreciate his message. Follow @plthomaEdD on the Twitters – but don’t take it personally if he slides away to recharge from time to time.

Students Should Be Able To Show What They Know (?) – “There is a huge difference between ‘How do I figure out if this student understands?’ and ‘How do I make this student prove to me he gets it?’ The first is a valuable approach; the second is the first step on the road toward wasting everybody’s time… The more we demand that students put on a show to prove to us that they Know Stuff, the more we will design artificial tasks that demand a set of skills and knowledge entirely different from the skills and knowledge we really want to measure.” Pith, thy name is Peter Greene of Curmudgucation. No wonder he can publish a blog anyone can read for free anytime, and still I gladly bought several hard copies of his book – Curmudgucation: What Fresh Hell. So should you. At the very least, follow @palan57 on the Twitters. You’ll be a better person for it. 

Worth Revisiting…

We opened with @ButtonPoetry, and we’ll finish there as well. I never get tired of this one. I say with no irony and only minimal humor that if I could help my students become pelicans, I could die knowing we won. That they won. That it worked. 

Justin Lamb – “The Pelicans” (*language warning*)

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Blue Serials (September 27th, 2015)

What A Week! The Teaching, the Learning, the Changing, the Kicking! No wonder some of us missed edu-bloggery which should NOT be missed!

Last week’s Blue Serials was largely devoted to reactions and responses to unpleasant comments by some Okla-legi-someone or other who I’ve decided to ignore for the moment. It was not our happiest weekly highlights.

This week, however, is almost entirely focused on bloggery regarding the important stuff – the fulfilly stuff – the good stuff, even when it’s not fun or easy all the time. I didn’t even have to try to make this happen – I just follow the bestest people. And, if you’re reading this right now, so do you – apparently. 

And what better way to introduce the inspirational-but-sometimes-difficult stuff than with a song I love, and which keeps popping up in the oddest places. I’m pretty sure it’s motivational… I mean, I always find it so. But maybe it’s not – maybe it’s just… sobering and dark. I can’t always tell. 

Kinda like teaching!

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Power – Rebecka Peterson ponders the power of ‘just a teacher’ on One Good Thing. This is a blog maintained entirely by math teachers committed to identifying ‘one good thing’ (see? it’s the title!) a day that happens in their professional worlds. I didn’t even know math people could be… you know… inspirational and stuff! First Haselwood, then Horn, and now and entire cadre of them refuting my silly stereotypes with style. I love being wrong. Good thing, actually – it happening so often and all. Follow Rebecka on the Twitters at @RebeckaMozdeh. #oklaed 

Leadership and What They Do When I’m Not There – Meghan Loyd on her blog For The Love celebrates her students’ willingness AND ability to step up and take care of business when she’s gone or occupied. Warning – unicorns and rainbows here. But… I mean… they’re pretty cool unicorns. Chase the rainbow with Meghan on the Twitters at @MeghanLoyd. #oklaed 

Teaching & Thinking: Episodes – Honorary #oklaed Sherri Spelic on her very own Edified Listener has been all about the reflection lately. I think this started before she started tweet-hanging w/ The Zen Teacher, but it’s certainly deepened since then. This works out GREAT for those who benefit from such deep thinking and feeling, but prefer not to do so much of either on our own – like myself, for example. As she suggests in this post, it all starts with self-awareness, and awareness of those in our care. There are NO good reasons to NOT follow @edifiedlistener on the Twitters.

Why We Should Challenge Our Students… And Ourselves – Shana Karnes on Three Teachers Talk gets naked in a poetry workshop – metaphorically, at least. In this post, she celebrates the chance to feel clueless and awkward, in a room where everyone seems to know what’s going on except her. Student experience, much? It’s powerful the way she shares the risk and the vulnerability here – and what better place to get naked than the internet? Wait, that didn’t come out as literary-ish as I’d hoped… Um… Follow a very thoughtful and fully-dressed Karnes on the Twitters at @litreader

Time To Breathe – Peter Greene’s Curmudgucation is pretty much essential reading for anyone valuing education, good writing, snarky humor, periodic outrage, or hot buttered toast. I don’t link to him often in these weekly roundups because it should be a given that anyone paying any attention to anything is reading him regularly already. But just in case you missed this one, you should rectify that now. Greene wrestles with ‘teachable moments’ and student connections which always seem to come up when you’re trying to get through something… “really important.” As if anything else is really important compared to those moments. Obviously you should be following Greene on the Twitters at @palan57

Worth Revisiting…

Maybe We Should Make Him A GiftJon Harper writing as Bailey & Derek’s Daddy shares a story. I. Love. This. Story. 

I close with the wisdom of Monty Python’s Flying Circus for those days you think maybe you’re not where you’re supposed to be. You are, my #11FF – you so totally are. You are shapers of men and women and lighters of candles in the darkness. You tame lions and endure dragons while cleaning your own whiteboards and buying store brands. 

Go forth and kick more pedagogical ***! I adore you. 

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Blue Serials (September 20th, 2015)

This week, I recap sobering analyses and frustrated responses to various inanities and quagmires of this illustrious profession…

If you’re not up for it, I suggest merely watching this video and moving on. No worries – see you next week! Touch the future, not the children!

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Are they gone? OK, good – let’s get down to business.  

Oklahoma Speaker of the House Jeff Hickman took time this week to spread a fresh layer of loathing and ignorance over Oklahoma public schools.

Speaker HickmanWe live in a time of dramatic false dichotomies – you EITHER think it’s OK to kill black citizens for not showing proper deference OR you hate cops and want them to die instead. You EITHER revile even minimal dress codes for young ladies in high school OR you want them all raped and killed and think it will be their own damn fault, etc. I don’t wish to add another.

But I cannot, at my most broad-minded, come up with more than two possible explanations for Hickman and his ilk in the Oklahoma legislature. Even more troubling to me, I can’t tell which I consider worse.

Either Hickman is so ignorant and deluded as to be unfit to live on his own, let alone hold public office, or he’s a Frank Underwood-level cynic, flinging spraypainted bull$#!+ at the unwashed masses. In other words, it’s difficult to know if he’s trying to further ruin the state, our children, and the future out of complete cluelessness, or if he’s doing it on purpose so he can climb his sad ladder to mediocrity before hell beckons.  

Please let me know if I’m overlooking genuine alternative explanations. I’d be relieved – I assure you.

In any case, the silver lining of this $#!+scapade was that it brought forth a few voices from whom we haven’t heard much lately, and stirred up one we’re happy has stuck around.

With All Due Respect, Vol. 3Rick Cobb of OkEducationTruths discusses the Hickman interview which stirred the kerfuffle this week. Brilliantly. 

Teacher Shortage Is Real. No Claim.Claudia Swisher, edu-gladiator writ large and Fourth Generation Teacher, with her take on Hickman’s comments and this thing the rest of us call ‘Reality’. 

False Claims and Old Ideas Rob Miller, who may have posted on this subject twice just to make sure he made the Blue Serials roundup this week, nevertheless acquits himself well on A View From The Edge.

The Mercenary Approach to Education – I should note that it worked. Rob secured a mention again this week. There should be stickers! Meanwhile, he’s annoyed – but in, you know, a fun-to-read-and-agree kind of way. 

My Open Letter to Speaker Hickman and the House Leadership – Nicole Shobert doesn’t come out of hiding as often as I’d like, but when she does, it’s always worth your perusal. This is must-read. Follow Nicole on the Twitters as @NicoleShobert.

Facts & New Ideas… A Different View – One of my favorite things about Scott Haselwood is his willingness to look past the cliches and platitudes and insist we actually talk workable solutions. No exception here in his reaction to the Hickman inanity.

On a slightly lighter note, I can’t let the Speaker’s palaver distract us from other #OklaEd greatness…

Trust In Me / Ms. Smith Makes Ends Meet… For Now – A double shot this week from Mindy Dennison at This Teacher Sings. In the former, she calls on the power of no less than Etta James to ask why we find it so far-fetched to trust professionals to be professionals, and teachers to teach. In the latter, she wonders why we continue to cry for excellence while starving anyone who dare take up the calling. You really MUST follow Mrs D on the Twitters at @MrsDSings.

Normally I wrap with something worthy of revisiting from months gone by…

But I’m already way long for what’s supposed to be a cute, functional review of the week, AND I simply must include this double shot from my newest #educrush Angela Stockman. She’s a big deal something or other out of New York – but before you judge, keep in mind she ain’t from that one part…

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8 Ways To Tame An Angry Parent – More than a list, this is a complementary mini-counseling session in 1200 words or less. Good advice, good insights, much of it stuff we kinda know when it’s someone ELSE dealing with a difficult situation, but forget when our adrenaline starts to rise. 

Schooling The Terrible Teacher: 10 Things Parents Should Never Do – The flip side of the previous post, Stockman nicely balances humanity, insight, and a dose of humor and goodwill in this missive to parents wanting more than to conquer the evil educator.

Check out Angela Stockman on her own page, or as a ‘senior blogger’ (I don’t know what that is, but I wanna be one if I grow up) at Brilliant or Insane. Definitely follow her on the Twitters as @AngelaStockman – trust me on this one. 

BE AMAZING, MY #11FF! The need is great, and our gifts sometimes seem so small – but I am in awe of each and every one of you and what you do. Never. Give. Up. 

Blue Serials (September 13th, 2015)

Greetings, #11FF – I bring you encouragement and perspective from the edu-blogs. And Hawkeye:

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I’m a sucker for superhero movies, and for the little guy trying to work above his pay grade to save the world. Scenes like this? I tear up, and often there’s actual snot involved. It’s embarrassing. 

Here are some of the best moments from this past week to dry your tired tears, my darlings… in case you missed them:

Run Them Through the Dream Crusher – Perhaps Arne and Coleman and others are onto something with this ‘tough love minus the love’ approach to educating children. Let’s stop mamy-pambying these little kids and get them ready for the ‘real world’ – one full of rejection, harsh realities, and a whole lotta beat-down. Rob Miller on A View From The Edge dances joyfully through this diatribe, and reminds me why he IS the current ‘must read’ among all things edu-blog or #oklaed. I love this one.

If you’ve ever actually cared about children, the future, or ‘Merica, you simply must follow Rob (closely) on the Twitters at @edgeblogger

Literacy and the Electives Teacher – Meghan Loyd at For the Love is frothing a bit herself – which I, for one, never saw coming! She has a few thoughts on literacy, our mindset towards ‘electives’ and those who teach them, and pizza rolls. This is not her most tender or careful post so far, but I must confess… I love the sauce she’s slinging. Loyd is TOTES #11FF, so follow her on the Twitters at @MeghanLoyd.

Walkmen At Garage SalesDonuts in the Lounge is a relatively new #oklaed blog featuring the ramblings of Mr. Link Lowe. This past week, he pondered how quickly we’ve become used to – maybe even bored with – the technological miracles all around us. “Guess I’ll *sigh* transport to Venus and grab a few more Live Forever pods *yawn* before the Holo-tournament…” Ponder Mr. Lowe (without getting bored) on the Twitters at @MrLoweOfficial

Baby-Proofing a Middle School Classroom – OK, this is actually from two weeks ago, but I missed it. My bad! MiddleSchoolStationConductor is new to me, but obviously I’ll be keeping up with this one from here on out. #OklaEd Middle School Social Studies teacher (you can understand my immediate attachment) Tina Lunday discusses trying to see our classrooms – physically and experientially – through student eyes. Show Tina some edu-love on the Twitters at @TMLunday.

The Drive Episode 8: LiteracyScott Haselwood TAKES OFF THE SUNGLASSES for this one, which either means it’s time to get SERIOUS, or that it was raining as he taped. Perhaps it’s both. This week on Teaching From Here, after a nice plug for the #oklaed chat every Sunday evening from 8:00 – 9:00 p.m. CST, he expounds on the subject of last week’s chat – literacy’s many facets.

Scott’s emphasis this week is on the value of non-traditional literacies – artistic literacy, computer literacy, musical literacy, numeracy, etc. As a bonus, he cites some of my favorite #oklaed bloggers – @MeghanLoyd and @MrsDSings – as support. What I wouldn’t give to have the three of them around the table with pretentious coffee and hard-to-pronounce edibles so we could wrestle with this one a bit more. I think there’s more we could do. More approaches to consider. We have much to continue learning from one another – which, I suppose, is the whole point… yes?

And Seriously Worth A Revisit or Eleven…

Is There Really A Point To It All? – No, Dad Gone Wild was not having an Existential Crisis – or if he was, he didn’t write about it here. What DID promp some angst was our current obsession with ‘excellence’ and being ‘career-ready’ and the bestest bestly bestness best. 

Maybe the next generation will do nothing but create exceptional businesses and tackle exceptional challenges. They will read only exceptional books and listen only to exceptional music. I certainly hope not because they’d miss out on the joy of dancing around the living room to “Shake It Off” with your five-year-old or chuckling at an old episode of “Benny Hill.” It’s just that I look at this constant drum of high achievement, and I can’t see a translation to real life. I can’t help but think that we are squeezing children for their data points while leaving them ill-equipped for life. In fact, my Spidey sense tells me that we are setting unrealistic expectations and setting children up for failure… The truth is, that while we all seek excellence, the majority of us will live average lives and there should be pleasure in that. This average life has served me well.

I would kiss this man on the lips if (a) I had any idea exactly where he is and I could get there, and (b) I wasn’t pretty sure the message he’d receive would be very different from the one I’d be trying to send. Oh the complications of communication in the 21st century! Find and follow DGW on the Twitters at @norinrad10.

Keep rising up, #11FF! You are changing lives one way or the other; let’s make them good ones. 

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Blue Serials (September 6th, 2015)

Stressed Teacher

Ah, early September – what a great time of year. The ‘new’ is wearing off of back-to-school, we’ve already messed up at least THREE of the things we promised ourselves we’d do COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY this year, and we’ve yet to see our first meager paycheck for the school year… 

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You’d think I’d revisit some of those ‘Why I Teach’ or ‘Hey Look I’m A Teacher-Martyr and Somewhat Morally Superior to You’ posts – some of which I’ve even WRITTEN.

Sorry. Not this week. This week is mostly sobering… but important. Let’s be thankful, however, for the miracles of the interwebs and social media which allow us to share, join, inspire, and challenge one another all across the edu-world. 

See? That sounded kinda motispirational, didn’t it?

No?

OK, here’s another mixed blessing – now that so much of #oklaed has started a new school year (the part we tend to love but which is crazy hectic), AND still love Supt. Joy, AND have an amazing #oklaed chat every Sunday evening at 8:00, they don’t seem to be blogging their little hearts out. Come on, people – let’s not let a silly thing like forming new relationships with the future of ‘Merica interfere with my weekly summaries. Priorities, PLEASE.

But OMG the GREAT STUFF that WAS created this past week! In case you missed it, here are some essentials…

Nurturing Your Natural Strengths As An Introvert – While not specifically about public education, there are still many well-intentioned teachers out there who don’t fully ‘get’ introverts or the special flavor their stress takes on in a school setting. I love how well Elan Morgan covers introvert self-care here. You can follow Elan on the Twitters at @schmutzie. or check out her regular website Schmutzie.com.

Imagine – I’m so glad Rob Miller didn’t go with some variation of ‘Watching the Wheels’, although he’d have had to change fewer words to make it apply to some of us. THIS, though, is pretty nicely done. If for some strange reason you’re not subscribed to A View From The Edge and following @edgeblogger on the Twitters, let’s just pause a moment and go take care of that NOW.

“And so this is summer… and what have you done? Another grade finalized… the part-time gig at Sears is just begun… School is over… if you want it….” 

Can Tech Fix Teacher Shortage? – Not to ruin the ending or anything, but – well… no. Not a chance. Peter Greene at Curmudgucation explains why, only better. And funnier. And a bit longer than this – but not much.  

For Special Education Students, A Hefty Dose of Corporal Punishment / The Punishment Gap: Schools Discipline Special Ed Students At Higher Rates – These aren’t blog posts and Nate Robson’s not a blogger, but he and the crew at Oklahoma Watch DO keep a close eye on all things #oklaed. As the titles suggest, here Robson discusses troubling patterns in how some of our neediest students are being handled by their schools. Follow Nate Robson on the Twitters at @OKWnate.

Test Prep for 5-Year Olds Is A Real Thing. Here’s What It Looks Like. – I know, I know – ALSO not a blog. But the Washington Post‘s Valerie Strauss is nevertheless essential reading for any of you involved in public ed, or who have kids, or who care about America, or who aren’t horrible people. This piece was largely written by an elementary school teacher describing the experience of dragging her kids through test prep. Patiently. For the machine. Follow Strauss on the Twitters at @ValerieStrauss.

And one of my favorites from the days gone by…

Use Your Arms! – First Generation #11FF Sherri Spelic makes me so jealous. Here she challenges us to look past our own platitudes and seek ways to help our students build true agency, true efficacy. I wish i could write like this. Subscribe to Edified Listener and follow Sherri on the Twitters at @edifiedlistener

Be amazing this week. Find that one kid you don’t really like much yet, and try to figure out what’s amazing about them as well. It will lower your stress level down the road.