The Blue Cereal Podcast For New (Or Reviving) Teachers

Recording TechWell, my #11FF, I decided to record a few podcasts for new (or reviving) educators. This seems like a wonderful idea because I lack the proper equipment, there are dozens of excellent education podcasts out there already, I have nothing to sell, and this year is so weird it’s hard to know how to prepare for it anyway.

In other words, why not?

If you’re looking for polished rhetoric or witty repartee, book recommendations or big education words, you’re a tiny bit out of luck this time around. If your’e looking for the truth about teaching and how to survive it, on the other hand… welcome to the Eleven Faithful Followers. You are home.

Episode #1: Everything Is Weird (Roll With It)

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Episode #2: Of Grades & Grading (You’re Doing It Wrong)

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Blue Serials (2/22/20): Teacher Quality Edition

Wax On Wax OffWe’re going to keep things simple this week, my Eleven Faithful Followers (#11FF). As much as I enjoy our time together and the hours you no doubt spend giggling over every clever phrase and admiring my poignant insights, I’m hoping you’ll take the time to actually go read and follow at least a few of this week’s featured players. Some you’re no doubt already familiar with, but others I’m happy to take credit for introducing to you.

You’re welcome.

Now, let’s get to it, shall we?

One Good ThingOne Good Thing is a blog for math teachers, only it’s not, really. Yes, many of the posts reference math assignments or issues, but the guiding philosophy is in the site’s subheading: “every day may not be good, but there is one good thing in every day.”

One of the more prolific posters on One Good Thing is Rebecka Peterson, a math teacher from Oklahoma. Her reflections are generally brief, encouraging, and poignant – leaving many of you to no doubt wonder how the hell I can even read them without bursting into flames. But love them I do, and there are at least two recent missives you should stop and digest right now, then read again every day this week until you’ve truly got them.

Cross stitching them onto something to hang in your bedroom or bathroom wouldn’t be completely out of line.

From Piles (2/19/20):

I am swamped by grading at school. My to-do list for tomorrow realistically needs a week to attend to. And the piles and lists seem to just multiply.

But when I sit back and really evaluate this year, I am ok with those piles.

In a very weird way, I’m even happy for those piles.

I get tingly just reading it again.

From Be Less Helpful (2/20/20):

I gave my kids some not-your-mama’s-calculus problems today. I said we’re going to the gym today and working those brains for an hour…

I didn’t walk around the room for an hour like I usually do. I told them I was putting some distance between us on purpose, so they would feel that productive struggle…

I love my current students, but I miss having classes in which you could do stuff like this and have it turn out well. (Oh, um… Spoiler Alert: it turns out well.)

Follow One Good Thing on the interwebs and fall in teacher-love with Rebecka on Twitter at @RebeckaMozdeh.

Prof HCloaking Inequity is a rather serious website and blog created by Julian Vasquez Heilig, the Dean of Educational Policy Studies and Evaluation at the University of Kentucky College of Education, where he also teaches. About the only thing his blog shares in common with One Good Thing is that the posts tend to be brief and to the point – two things I honestly had no idea it was even possible to do on a regular basis. I suppose I should try those eventually…

Not surprisingly, inequity towards students often involves issues with teacher quality.

Inequitable Opportunity to Learn: Student Access to Certified and Experienced Teachers (2/21/20) primarily gathers links to research and reports, along with an excerpt from a recent study by the Learning Policy Institute (LPI). This is from that excerpt:

Access to fully certified and experienced teachers matters for student outcomes and achievement, yet many states have hired uncertified and inexperienced teachers to fill gaps created by persistent teacher shortages. These teachers are disproportionately found in schools with high enrollments of students of color…

In other words, when states force schools to grab any warm bodies they can to fill teaching positions, guess who gets the least experienced or least qualified educators?

The day before, Heilig shared some research on teacher quality assessment. The ideas won’t be revolutionary to anyone who’s been paying attention in recent years, but they’re worth revisiting. This particular study seems to bring a touch of sanity to a system still determined to rank and score teachers in some fashion, mostly because it rejects doing so based on standardized test scores at the outset and works from there.

How Should We Evaluate Teacher Quality? (2/20/20) examines the question of – well, I guess you get the basic idea from the title…

Here, Heilig summarizes some of the research he’s compiled:

In this policy brief, Lavigne and Good argue that the most commonly used practices to evaluate teachers—statistical approaches to determine student growth like value-added measures and the observation of teachers—have not improved teaching and learning in U.S. schools.  They have not done so because these approaches are problematic, including the failure to adequately account for context, complexity, and that teacher effectiveness and practice varies.

With these limitations in mind, the authors provide recommendations for policy and practice, including the elimination of high-stakes teacher evaluation and a greater emphasis on formative feedback, allowing more voice to teachers and underscoring that improving instruction should be at least as important as evaluating instruction.

It’s a bit thick on the edu-speak, but anyone who’s navigated the world of academic bureaucracy for a few years should be fine. Plus, reading big words makes us feel much good smart, don’t it? It’s NOT what makes us better teachers, however, so feel free to add it to the list of silly ideas states keep pushing.

Read Cloaking Inequity regularly and keep up with Professor Heilig on the Twitters at @ProfessorJVH. You’ll thank me.

Peter Greene & OffspringPresumably you’re already familiar with Peter Greene at Curmudgucation. He’s arguably the most prolific and reliably source of edu-news and commentary on the web, although I suppose Diane Ravitch deserves a shot at the tiebreaker if it ever becomes important to know for sure. Greene is always worth reading, but often he almost accidentally transcends himself with moments like this, from Shoving Babies Into The Pipeline (2/19/20):

It is not a five-year-old’s job to be ready for school; it is the school’s job to be ready for the five-year-old.

This is doubly true now that we have entered an era in which too many people have decided that human development can somehow be hurried along, that we can turn kindergarten into first or second grade by just pushing the littles to sit down and study. Again, there is a germ of truth attached to this movement– children who grow up in homes that provide a richer learning environment get an extra boost in learning. I can’t help noticing, however, that these council of business types never sit down to say, “What we need to do is provide young families the kind of income and freedom that helps foster a richer environment for children.”

In short, these groups could treat young parents like humans trying to raise little humans instead of meat widgets tasked with producing little meat widgets.

I mean, you just wanna hug him and laugh-cry and have his edu-babies when you read stuff like that, don’t you? No? Perhaps I simply have some strange boundary issues?

In keeping with this week’s theme, however, Greene also offers some insight on How To Improve The Quality Of Teaching With Tools Districts Already Have At Hand (And How To Mess It Up):

Like so many things, it all sounds so obvious when he’s explaining it, and yet states and districts keep finding ways not to have the slightest clue:

There is never a shortage of ideas about how to improve the quality of teaching in U.S. classrooms. From the intrusive and convoluted (“Let’s give every student a test and then run the test through a complex mathematical formula and use it to identify the strongest and weakest teachers and then fire the weak ones and replace them with strong ones, somehow”) to the traditional and banal (“Time for a day of professional development sessions that most of you will find boring and useless”), tied to either threats (“We’ll fire you!”) or rewards (“Merit pay!”), school systems and policy makers have come up with a wide variety of approaches that don’t do a bit of good.

And yet, there is a very effective method that not only improves the quality of teaching in classrooms, but increases the chances of retaining good teachers in a district. Best of all, every district in the country already has every resource it needs to implement the technique. Some are even required to do it, though many mess it up badly. What’s the magic technique?

I’ll let you read the rest for yourself. And you totally should. Keep up with Curmudgucation at curmudgucation.blogspot.com and follow Peter on Twitter at @palan57. If you don’t, be prepared to explain what the $#@% is wrong with you as a person and an educator.

Confused HistoryFinally, a few pieces to round out your weekend:

Aggie, I’m Sorry – Claudia Swisher at Fourth Generation Teacher wishes she’d read the book a few decades earlier and done one of her fave teachers proud.

Navigating Undergraduate Academic Writing: Guess What? It Depends on the Professor. – In this piece from Academics Write, it turns out that success on college essays is largely a matter of gaming each professor’s expectations and ability level. So, that’s depressing.

If you’re worried that students aren’t getting enough “real world” experience, there’s no need for concern in Arlington, Texas. They’re flushing toilets like crazy there – and successfully! #STEM

Dan and Dee Cain of Twinsburg, Ohio, better get serious about paying back their daughter’s student loans. They’ve already received 55,000 letters from the loan company. (I hope her degree was in math.)

You want a legit scandal? A Ukrainian textbook accidentally proves that Keanu Reeves really IS an ageless time-traveling vampire by showing him in a historical photograph from nearly a century ago.

Finally, if you needed any more proof that Big Brother is here and that he’s going to beat you up and take your lunch money every day “for your own good,” facial recognition technology is being piloted in New York schools – you know, “to keep kids safe.”

That’s it for this week, my Eleven Faithful Followers (#11FF). We have one more Month of Love edition of Blue Serials next week, so if you have something to say or someone to share, this is your last shot – at least until March. Be strong, and Happy Black History Month:

Blue Cereal “Share The Love!” Month!

Candy Hearts & Saccharine Souls

Oh The People Cover

As you know from the rapid replacement of holiday displays which began at midnight on December 26th, Valentine’s Day is coming. February, it turns out, is the month of love.

Well, not REAL love… but exploitative, crass, commercialized love, packed with artificial ingredients – cultural pressure to overspend, unnecessary emotional theatrics, and the obligatory scarlet flora whose lifespan will fall WELL short of the concomitant credit card payments.

In other words, it’s the most American holiday this side of the 4th of July!

ClaudiaSLunchBoxBlue Cereal would like to SHARE the love this year throughout the month of February. Initially I thought I might stick with the tried-and-true…  Daily lingerie pics of myself in lacy garments of the sort which inevitably SCREAM, “I’m trying WAY too hard.” Whitney Houston (or whoever the kids are listening to these days) belting out that “Eye…hee-eye… will always love youuuuu…hee-oooouuuu!” Maybe even some of those little candy hearts with wacky messages like “Diabetes turns me on!” or “It’s OK – I’m #11FF!”

But it all seemed too obvious. Too crass. Too commercial and not at all useful. (Well, except for the lingerie shots. I may still do those. Viewership has been down and I could use the clicks.)

Instead, February will see the return of a few things I’ve enjoyed doing in the past.

Killer Blue Serials

BrettHLunchBoxOur first “Share The Love” feature will be a weekly installment of “Blue Serials” – summaries and commentary on the best recent edu-blogging, edu-news, and anything else which catches my attention. It’s my goal to use whatever platform I have to promote the lesser-thans, the little people, the wish-we-were-more-like-Blue-Cereal crowd. I can think of nothing more noble than wanting to be more like me, and I’d like to encourage these aspirations.

With that in mind, I’m asking you, my Eleven Faithful Followers, to recommend posts or articles related to education (or not) from the past month or two which deserve a wider audience or a second look. You need not limit yourself to blogs or publications of a particular size – my readership may not be as large as whoever you have in mind, but that doesn’t mean the same people read us both. Email me at [email protected] with links and a brief explanation of why you like whatever it is you’re recommending, and we’ll see how things unfold. When in doubt, send it on – we define “related to education” rather loosely around these parts!

CarriNLunchBoxIf I use your suggestion, I’ll send you a Limited Edition Rare Inspirational Full-Color Collectors-Only Blue Cereal #11FF Lunch Box – one of the longest-named gimmicks in all of edu-bloggery! These were a big deal a few years back, and I recently discovered an untapped stash of a few remaining items which remain homeless and alone. If I understand the laws of supply-and-demand correctly, that means that the more you talk them up and project a desperate desire to secure one, the more status we can BOTH pretend this lunch box conveys on any who wields it.

Sharing Is Caring

RobMLunchBoxThe second February “Share The Love” feature will be an open call for guest bloggers. Whatever you’re willing to share with fellow teachers or say about the world of education (or even the world in which education occurs), this is your chance. I’m not talking about you weirdos who want to promote your herbal supplements or low-cost imitation iPhones here. I’m looking for classroom experiences, lesson ideas, successes or failures, political issues, etc. – actual writing by real people about education, or kids, or life, or whatever’s on your mind.

SarahP LunchBoxRecommended length is 1,200 – 1,600 words, although I’m flexible if it’s any good. Email me your post and if I use it, you’ll receive one of the same #11FF Lunch Boxes I was carrying on about above. (I hope you were paying attention because I REALLY don’t want to have to repeat all that.)

Finally, anything else which might pop up here during February will either be about faux love (maybe a collection of my favorite “tainted love”-themed songs?) or about you and I actually sharing REAL BRILLIANCE and REAL LOVE with one another and the world at large. Either way, I hope you’ll play along. Otherwise, it’s going to be a long, lonely, depressing February!

 

BlueCerealEducation.NET Limited Time Promo Giveaway and Sellout!

For those of you who’ve been letting your real lives get in the way of following Blue Cereal as faithfully as you know deep down inside you should, I’ve been rebuilding and reforming the world of Blue Cereal on a new site: BlueCerealEducation.NET

It’s a bit more legit, less ranting, better editing, more focus on history and pedagogy – in other words, a complete change of style for yours truly.

Blue Dot Net

But here’s the problem with moving away from ranting and accusing and calling out the fallen by name and title – people don’t circulate it for you. They don’t get all worked up and email their friends, favorite your tweets, or quote your pithy wisdom. For a time, I considered doing an entire series of Clickbait Blog Posts with completely derogatory and unfair attacks on pretty much anyone with a little name recognition in edu-bloggery:

What’s Diane Ravitch Really Up To? Common Core, or Common Whore?!

Former Students Reveal the Dark Side of Curmudgucation’s Peter Greene: “He Used… Sarcasm – With Words and Tone and Everything!” 

WHY Have We Never Seen Rick Cobb and Mary Fallin in the Same Room? (A Tale of Lost Identity and Bending Genders.)

How Trump’s Appointment of DeVos Will Finally Destroy TFA and Turn YOUR Child Gay and Muslim!

What Did Rob Miller and Claudia Swisher REALLY Say About This Year’s Legislative Session? THE TWEETS THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE! 

The Dark Conspiracy Behind Unicorns and Donuts – “For The Love… of Philandering Druid Worshippers!” (NSFW!)

Angela Little: WHO Does She REALLY Work For? WHAT Really Drives Her? And HOW Does She Stay Fresh and Stylin’ As a Busy Mother of Two?! We Have The REAL Story HERE!

Is there a “Rebel Alliance” coordinating behind the scenes to shape social media about #oklaed? One staffer says HE even has the T-Shirt to prove it!

TEN Reasons Ben Felder Will Be The Next Governor of Oklahoma (You Won’t Believe #8!)

Problem is, that’s all just silly. And too much work. I’m still wading through divorce cases which made it to the Supreme Court in the 1890s – I don’t have time to make up stuff about Mindy Dennison: This Teacher STINGS! or that Whistler guy from Twitter. And it’s hard to make fun of the current Legislature because they pretty much top anything I could invent with their own daily actions and press releases. 

So I’m going to go with my strengths and do…

The first (and probably ONLY) Blue Cereal Contest of 2017!

It’s pretty straightforward. YOU push any blog post, pedagogy page, or whatever from BlueCerealEducation.net and tag me on FB or Twitter when you do. Multiple pushes go in the proverbial “hat” multiple times, so the more you love me, the more chance I’ll love you back. On Friday, June 2nd, I’ll randomly choose TWO participants from the mix and they’ll receive one of the VERY FEW remaining Blue Cereal #11FF Lunchboxes!

BCE Lunchbox FrontBCE Lunchbox Back

But that’s not all. For the first time ever, each winner will have their choice of a secondary prize as well:

Black Lives MugChoice #1: A brand new “Black Lives Matter (More Than White Feelings)” mug from Buy Noir, shipped w/ the Lunchbox.

Choice #2: I will write a post about any topic you like and do my best to make it informative and engaging and credit you with the inspiration. This can be something pedagogical, historical, political, or something personal – a biography of that one child you like better than the others although you try to hide it, a favorite disease, or an extended puff piece on your restaurant or latest boy toy. It will be posted and pushed like any Blue Cereal post.

Choice #3: I’ll send you a copy of one of my favorite teacher books (no, I won’t tell you in advance) as well as one of my favorite non-teacher books. You’ll read them, we’ll talk abou them like intellectuals, and for the rest of our lives we’ll have an inside thing, you and me, making us just a little bit superior to everyone around us in terms of BFF-ness. 

Choice #4: Drinks w/ Blue (this one is for winners in Oklahoma only, I’m afraid). At some point before schools starts again, I’ll come to your town, we’ll drink (alcohol, coffee, sodie-pops – your call), talk, laugh, cry, hug, and take pics before we part (no nudes unless you REALLY promote the heck out of the new site). Hopefully you’re not, like, totally creepy or anything – and I, of course, am adorable. {Note: Yes, I hope to move before school starts, but due to my conference commitments, Tulsa will likely remain “home base” for most of the summer either way.}

This is a ONE WEEK ONLY, one-time contest. And it starts NOW.

Come on – you know you want to. Go with it. It feels good

BCE #11FF Lunchbox Giveaway

Two Littles Demonstrate Wisdom

We’ll keep fighting over politics, and arguing about policies, and – if things go particularly well – debating the relative merits of fake news over the merely slanted. Whatever else this coming year will bring, it is unlikely to be predictable. Or boring. Or even remotely in keeping with the ideals envisioned by the Framers. 

BUT (and I have a big BUT), in the meantime, we have kids to teach, jobs to do, and blogging to promote. With that in mind, I bring you…

The Blue Cereal #11FF Lunchbox Giveaway Extravaganza!!!

Meghan Loyd Lunchbox

Between now and January 1st, 2017, I’ll be giving away two of these coveted rarities each week to qualifying #11FF.

What’s #11FF? It’s a hashtag referencing my ‘Eleven Faithful Followers’ – a term coined in the early days of this blog when I hoped to someday reach up to a dozen or so readers. It’s now used to more generally refer to anyone joining the cause, in part or in whole.

Swisher Goes To Lunch

What do you have to do?

Share a link to something you find interesting or useful on Blue Cereal Education. Blog posts, new or old. Classroom strategies. Document Activities. Reading Lists. The initial chapters to that book I’ll never write, Well, OK Then… Anything you think might demonstrate your wisdom and insight for having shared it. Tweet the link with an appropriate comment from you, or post it to your Facebook wall with similar framing. Tag me or contact me to let me know, and you go into the potential winners’ cyberpot. 

Preference will be given to those who personalize the tweet or FB post rather than simply retweeting or sharing – although retweets and shares are appreciated as well. Self-promotion requires sacrifice, kids – on your part, I mean. I don’t personally like to be troubled with such things. 

BCE Lunchbox Angie Taylor

Each weekend I’ll randomly select two winners. You’ll be announced, contacted, and your #11FF Special Edition Lunch Receptacle will soon be on the way! Once you’ve received it and taken the appropriate pics (at least some of which should be clothes ON), you’ll be added to the #11FF page and have official #11FF Elitist status to flaunt in front of your friends or to justify that condescending tone you take with people who just don’t get it. 

It will be GREAT!

KB Looking Good For Lunch

There will be no giveaways in January. Very likely none in February. You want lunch bling, the time is NOW. 

What are you waiting for?

Looking Simply Too Good