The Elevator Is Broken

Elevator Out of OrderOur school elevator was finally replaced. It’d been unreliable for over a decade now – breaking down regularly, making suspect noises even when working, and generally scaring off all but the neediest passengers… of which there were still quite a few.

It took years of analyzing and advocating, months of allocating and approving, weeks of R.Q.-ing and P.O.-ing - but eventually actual work could be done. While the replacement wasn’t entirely NEW, it was DIFFERENT. It went up and down with some consistency. The buttons even lit up when you pushed them!

That is, until yesterday. When school started. It stopped and wouldn’t go no more. Period. 

In the midst of the chaos of the new school year, some of the most capable and over-qualified administrators in the state had to stop and figure out how to accommodate a dozen students and staff who for various reasons absolutely rely on the elevator to get from floor to floor.

Turns out it’s not 'broken,' exactly. 

Internal sensors detected the lack of a required safety switch – several weeks into actual usage – and shut it down. 

The switch is thousands of dollars - money NOT discussed, allocated, approved, R.Q.-ed, or P.O.-ed. And, thanks to the intricacies of state law, county codes, local regulations, district policies, bid processes, contract specifications, and a half-dozen other layers of red tape, no one is actually responsible in any way for whether or not the switch exists or the elevator actually works.

So the process begins – the discussions, the fiscal juggling, etc. Phone time. Emails. Best case, the first several stages are ready for approval by the next monthly board meeting. 

It will get fixed, eventually. Kids will miss classes and employees will waive their rights under ADA, but one day it WILL elevate again. What can’t be recovered are the man hours and lost focus spent on something that (a) shouldn’t have happened, and (b) no one person or group has the power to prevent – meaning there’s also no accountability.  

The system is all-powerful. 

Curriculum CommitteeSeveral years ago, I was on a committee in a state which shall remain nameless, during a phase in which Common Core was going to save us all. (This was a few short years before Common Core was going to destroy us all.) 

The goal was to revamp state curriculum to make room for the time-intensive skill-building advocated by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. It was (correctly) presumed that we could not maintain our already bloated content standards AND expect teachers to legitimately commit to the kind of analytical reading and evidentiary writing called for under the new priorities. 

We gathered in an atmosphere of revolution. Renewal. This was it - nothing was sacred! Old things had passed away; all things curricular would become new!

As various overhauls were proposed, it was revealed that the state had already invested zillions of dollars in the test bank from which the various high stakes exams are assembled. Creating new ones would require months of writing, more months of review, seven layers of approval and revision by thousands of stakeholders, costing millions of dollars, and culminating in the sacrifice of several newborns and a red-headed virgin to a deity named ‘Zuul’. 

In short, overhaul the entire curriculum - as long as the state could still use the same test questions at the same grade levels. 

No one in charge saw this as particularly limiting; in their world such neutering of all hope was the norm. They were bewildered at the Negative Nancies who saw this as more than a minor inconvenience – a feature, more than a frustration. Let’s keep a positive attitude! Enough nitpicking - let’s get started!

By the time we’d wrestled for two and a half days culling the content standards, they’d grown by roughly half-a-page per grade level. THEN we added the Common Core standards. They, at least, are still there – although under more rhetorically friendly headings.

It was proclaimed an amazing victory and a huge improvement thanks to the hard work and radical rethinking done by all. 

The resources and man-hours invested to make everything mostly-the-same-but-slightly-worse (a) shouldn’t have happened, and (b) can’t be fairly blamed on any one person or department. No one may be held genuinely accountable. 

The system is all-powerful. 

Last one. I promise.

Black Male TeacherMy district is in dire need of qualified teachers of color. Most districts are. The state has expressed a similar concern, along with bewilderment about what could possibly be done. It’s a subject of much discussion and some emotion. 

I had a paraprofessional for one of my low-performing classes last year. Strong Black male. Great mindset towards education and towards kids. Street savvy enough to have credibility with those so-inclined, but professional enough to pull kids of all colors and backgrounds into the light with his strong personality, his obvious love for them and for learning, and his lack of pretense.

His content knowledge was workable, and growing. I wasn’t worried – most of us learn our subject matter best by teaching it. Besides, for the kids with whom he was having the most dramatic impact, the ability to analyze technological improvements during the Civil War or cite from memory major cases involving the Establishment Clause wasn’t really a priority.  

He took his certification test and fell short – but not by much. No worries… he’d do better next time. Another season of study and preparation and hustle, above and beyond the time spent in school all day, with family at home, and working his two other jobs - because this, he believed, was his calling. These were his kids.

He took the state test again and missed certification by one point. 

A few phone calls put him in touch with some dear lady at the State Department who explained that the computer software which graded his essays didn’t like how often he’d repeated certain words and that he hadn’t varied his vocabulary or some such thing. She encouraged him to try again.

He moved on. 

I’m not suggesting we lower our standards, but a person didn’t reject him by a point – an algorithm did. I’m guessing it didn’t factor in our desperate need for strong teachers of color, intelligence, and the ability to reach kids… even if they don’t write quite whitely enough for the software developers as they change those lives. 

Losing him was completely unnecessary. It (a) shouldn’t have happened, and yet (b) no one person or office could have circumvented the bureaucracy involved even had they wished. 

The system is all-powerful.

Kudzu CarWhy, with the hundreds of studies, books, charters, and breakthroughs, can’t we change anything of substance in public education? Why can’t we implement even those things widely acknowledged to be good for kids? 

Why is it, with all the talk, the rallying, the hand-wringing, and the bluster, nothing seems to fundamentally evolve?

There are multiple factors – some personal, some logistical, and many economic. But chief among them, I belligerently suggest, is the maze of paperwork and policies on a dozen levels which make it impossible for anyone to simply DO anything useful. No one’s in charge, therefore no one’s capable… or accountable. 

The nightmare of red tape purported to prevent anyone from doing anything bad, anytime anywhere, is far more effective at preventing us from being particularly helpful. It's against the rules. The one thing at which bureaucracy excels is perpetuating and growing itself to the expense of all else.

We are smothered in procedure and policy so tangled as to preclude substantive progress. Unless we find the will and the means to destroy the roots of this systemic kudzu, our continued efforts to prune or pretty up the results will continue to be futile. 

The elevator is broken. 

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It's the same story all too many places too many times: Either or both of the following always stand in the way, probably both! There is absolutely no place for common sense - especially in government situations. And there is absolutely no understanding of the cost to government (and thus to all of us via taxes) because of all the precaution that supposedly saves money!!! There is no rational explanation why this continues...

It seems to me that we are absolutely stuck in the late 1800's or early 1900's with our public education system. It is full of people who want to make a difference. People who truly care about students. People who want to be a positive influence on the next generation. Yet is seems that we (the teachers) are unwilling to move past some of our own issues and shoot ourselves in the foot. It also has become difficult as it seems that every policy that comes from our government places another layer of shackles on the straight jacket they have put on public education.

Not to go rogue or off topic - but if some of our elected leaders in the house are so enamored with the amazing things that charter schools and private schools are doing - why can they not free up the public schools to do some of those same things. We need all of these different systems (public, private, and charter) to work together - and they can - but sheesh.....

Im thankful for the post. Great. akfgacdbddck


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