Blue Serials (5/8/16)

Mr. Smith Frantic

Why, yes – I AM a bit behind on the weekly wrap-ups lately. It’s just that, with the time of year, and state elections, and some uncertainty regarding, you know, how much anyone – I’m genuinely sorry. I should try to stay more… I mean, not that it’s any reflection, I just –

DON’T JUDGE ME!

 

Not to get all deep and meaningful, but that same dichotomy – recognizing our own faults and shortcomings, while at the same time feeling rather hostile towards anyone from the outside who wants to point fingers – is the norm for many of us in education. 

I don’t think it’s unique to our profession. Watching my Dallas Stars struggle their way through Stanley Cup Playoffs, I read the frustration and targeted criticism alongside the celebration of faithful fans on social media. If Coach Ruff says our performance in a game was embarrassing, we nod and agree and love his honestly. If one of our own analysts points out weakness in our defense, we tweet our validation because we said that EXACT SAME THING only with more cuss words during the game.

But let those hacks from NBC say the same things in their game recap and our venom and defensiveness will FLY – because WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT YOU OLD RETIRED SUCKY LIAR PEOPLE?!?

It doesn’t help that they can’t seem to get any of our players’ names right, or keep their facts straight, or demonstrate any real understanding of what THIS team is about. It doesn’t help how clearly they favor some of the other teams in the running. So yeah – we’re probably a bit defensive, but that doesn’t mean they’re not also full of $#@&. 

This is the season during which, as educators, many of us are simultaneously beating ourselves up for yet another year in which we didn’t manage to do or be all the things we’re sure we could do or be if we’d just get it right. There were a few small wins along the way, but sometimes it seems there are fewer and fewer each year. We didn’t cover everything we meant to cover, or fix all of the things we tell ourselves we’ll fix next year… every year. Not that we’re all that sold on the system itself, you understand – it’s just that no one’s come up with a better one that doesn’t cost 10x as much to run. 

At the same time, when those from the outside think they should have something to say about it, well… let’s just say we can get a bit touchy. It doesn’t help that they can’t seem to get our kids’ values and essential natures right, or do a little basic research on good pedagogy. It doesn’t help how clearly they favor some of the other systems which could be tried – systems with entirely different goals and priorities. So yeah – we’re probably a bit defensive, but that doesn’t mean they’re not also full of –

Well, you get the idea. 

Nevertheless, there are some moments from the world of edu-bloggery over the past few weeks which you simply SHOULD NOT MISS. Hang that ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on the back of your laptop or tablet and get comfortable.

What Do Teachers Want? – Rob Miller, A View From The Edge. Miller has been on fire lately, covering state edu-politics, explaining national reformy-type issues, and writing inspiramotivatemotional essays about kids and teaching and feelings, warm and broken. If you’re not reading him regularly already – no matter WHERE you live in this corrupted world – then you’re doing it wrong. All of it. 

In this piece, he tries again to explain what the rest of us know but no one outside the profession seems to understand – yes, the money matters, but it’s not just about that. It’s about marginalization and agency and expecting professional results from fast food treatment. We’re not claiming to be miracle workers or martyrs, but we DO have degrees and stuff. Some of us even read.  #oklaed 

Redouble Our Efforts? You Go First. – Rob Miller, A View From The Edge. “Subjecting millions of American children to a regime of test, rank, sort and punish has simply turned many of our public schools— particularly in urban areas— into joyless, drill-and-kill test factories completely disassociated from real learning and the development of meaningful employment skills. Yet, the message we are supposed to read from these NAEP results is we need to “redouble our efforts” one more damn time! Maybe we should start giving 110% while we are at it.”

I’m so thankful for people who can make me laugh through my perpetual state of dark, defeated outrage. Follow @edgeblogger on Twitter and have thoughts and feelings with him.  #oklaed 

VAM: Better Never Than Late – Rick Cobb, OKEducationTruths. The problem with teacher evaluation rubrics is that people use them to evaluate teachers. All they manage to do is muddle how insanely subjective the entire concept is and must be. Cobb explains both the mindset and status of this particular inanity in Oklahoma edu-slation – AND works in a dead parrot. So there’s that.  #oklaed 

Two Things: As You Like It (and a hey, nonino) – Rick Cobb, OKEducationTruths. Of Romeo, and Juliet, and oil prices, and edu-budgets. This time we get a double-shot of Willy Wonka old school. There’s no knowing where we’re rowing… but you might as well boat along with @okeducation on Twitter and enjoy the ride.  #oklaed 

You’re Not Alone, Teacher – Jennifer Williams, JennWillTeach.com. Depression, Confession, Expression, and Acceptance. I don’t normally do, you know… FEELINGS and stuff, but this is solid. And essential. If not for you to feel better understood, than for you to better understand. Good stuff.

Follow @jennwillteach on Twitter, but be prepared to keep it fluff-free. It’s her thing.  #oklaed 

I Used To Be A Fun Teacher – Pernille Ripp, Blogging Through the Fourth Dimension. Ripp drifts from her joy and strategy-sharing for a very brief, honest reflection on how teaching a different grade – and a TESTED grade – has changed some of the things she values most about herself as a classroom teacher. Follow @pernilleripp on Twitter and reflect with her. I promise you, this one is a good use of that little blue bird icon. 

ICYMI: Some Edu-Reading For The Day – Peter Greene, Curmudgucation. I realize that linking to a page of links you shouldn’t miss as part of a page of links you shouldn’t miss is akin to using one of your wishes to ask the Genie for more wishes, and could lead to revoked lamp-rubbing privileges. But you should be reading Greene anyway, and – like myself – he’s golden when it comes to highlighting great work from others.

You should already be following @palan57 on Twitter and keeping up on your own – but don’t stop coming here as well. He knows more, and is consistently pithy and hilarious, but I have that certain adorable something…

Finally, a piece from the Washington Post this week – It’s Teacher Appreciation Week. Why some teachers don’t exactly appreciate it. This link was sent to me by someone who noticed one of my tweets was quoted, which of course amused me to no end. It’s a good piece overall, though – especially for legit news. Take a moment and check it out. 

Say what you like about the Post, @valeriestrauss is one of the best edu-reporters out there. Follow her so you don’t miss the good stuff like I almost did. 

I’ll close with this video from Supt. Joy Hofmeister for Teacher Appreciate Week. She goes a little easy on some of our state legis, but, you know – politics and pragmatism. I will say that WE appreciate HER more than I can express here…. but I’m not making a video about it.

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#OklaEd Call to Action (It’s Time)

OK Future

You may remember several months ago when word was first spreading about the crashing and burning of Oklahoma’s budget and what it was going to do to public education. 

Our elected leadership cried crocodile tears while flinging the usual rhetoric about how much they love children and teachers and so forth. A number – including Governor Fallin – promised teacher pay raises ranging from “delusionally optimistic” to “OK, now you’re just making fun of us.”

They repeatedly assured us that they were powerless to change the legislation continuing to eliminate state revenue, powerless to change the policies which led to the problem to begin with, powerless to do anything about oil and gas prices or the economy in general, and powerless to stop beating up on educators and 8-year-olds for a single session out of basic human sympathy for our plight. 

I’ve never seen so many elected leaders run on “We can’t do anything about ANYTHING! We promise!”

#GiveItBackOKIt was around mid-January when Mindy Dennison of This Teacher Sings first posted about the $30 her family was likely to save this coming year, thanks to these tax cuts about which no one can do anything ever. The idea quickly spread, and soon there were dozens of edu-blogs and even reports in regular media about #GiveItBackOK.

Some of you have already done much, and I thank you. Others have had good intentions for quite some time, and… well, those are nice, too. 

But I need you to step up now. Again. Or finally. Or more than before. Or something.

Statewide Primaries are on Tuesday, June 28th. You have until June 3rd to get registered to vote if you’re not already and wish to participate in these. 

And you DO.

This is when we begin the process of choosing who’ll be setting state edu-policy for the next 2 – 4 years. As in national elections, this is when you help choose your party’s nominee for each office serving the district in which you live. Sometimes there will be multiple candidates from the same party running for an office; sometimes not. 

I’ve profiled several candidates and compiled links to further information for many others. My list is not exhaustive, but it’s getting there. 

Claudia Swisher of Fourth Generation Teacher is doing something similar, and Angela Little – the force of nature behind Oklahoma Parents and Educators for Public Education on Facebook – has her own version as well. We’re not competing with one another so much as simply approaching some of the elements from different angles. 

Why am I telling you all of this?

Because these candidates need your help. Thank you for following them on social media. Thank you for sharing their posts. Those things help, and they matter a great deal.

But they need you in more traditional, less air-conditioned ways as well. 

Sitting legislators inevitably have financial support from any number of organizations. If a legislator supports gun rights, then gun rights groups donate to their campaign. If they promote gender equity, groups concerned with such things donate to their campaign.

Most new candidates have very little of this sort of support. A few are crazy well-organized and have expert strategy-teams and committed resources and god bless every one of them. We’ve started a PAC in hopes of supporting some of the most promising, but at best this will mean limited financial help for a handful – those who seem most likely to be worth the extra push. That’s not personal – it’s just reality and politics, two things not known for being pretty and soft. 

But most are running on faith and friends and word-of-mouth. They’re trying to get by the same way they did (and many of us do) in the classroom every year – you just pull together what you have and go for it, trusting heart and pluck to make up the difference. 

Donate

We have a chance to make legitimate change this year. Good change. Potentially great change. But can I be blunt for just a moment?

We also have a chance to fail on a scale we’ve not collectively failed before. 

You’re aware of the buzz over so many edu-candidates running this year. Now, imagine the total electoral impact is maybe… two seats. Or three. Imagine none of the really critical districts being won. Imagine none of the most frustrating incumbents being shown the door.

DominatrixWhat do you think happens come February 2017 for public education? Forgive and forget? Nice try? You were so cute running, we’re gonna completely reverse the way we’ve abused you over the past decade just to show what good sports we are?

Unlikely. 

So I’m asking you – every classroom teacher, every administrator, every support position, every parent, every adult who for whatever reason keeps reading these posts, to stop right now and figure out who you can support with your tax break this year.

If you’ve already given THAT money, then pretend you haven’t and give it again.

I know that sounds harsh, but this is kind of a big deal. 

If you have a GREAT current Representative or Senator who already supports public education consistently, and who’s facing a difficult primary, please call them and let them know of your support, and why, and give to their campaign. Ask if they need someone on the phones, or going door to door. No better press than a satisfied customer. 

As to those new folks running across the state, many of whom don’t have experience asking for money and some of whom sound a bit uncomfortable when it even comes up, let me say what they might not: 

THEY NEED YOUR MONEY AND THEY NEED IT NOW IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE ANY REAL CHANCE AT MAKING THIS HAPPEN. 

Campaign OfficeThose signs cost money. You wouldn’t think they’d be all that critical in this sort of election, but they are. Those websites cost money. That might not be how you get YOUR information, but many people do. Those local newspaper ads, those posters, those door-to-door flyers, they all cost money.

None of those things guarantee people will vote for you, but if you DON’T buy the media, people won’t even know your name. If they don’t know your name, they DEFINITELY won’t vote for you.

You don’t even have to live in their district. If right-wing think tanks in Virginia can crank out the cash, no one can begrudge you sending that $50 to the guy two districts over. 

THEY NEED YOUR TIME AND THEY NEED IT NOW IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE ANY REAL CHANCE AT MAKING THIS HAPPEN. 

Fill out those contact forms on their websites or reach out to them by phone, Twitter, or Facebook, and ask what you can do. Don’t go it alone – call up the 3 least-annoying people you work with and tell them that you’re going to have some bonding time while building warm-fuzzy-make-a-difference mojo together. 

Walk those neighborhoods. Make those calls. Run those unending stupid errands no one else will run, but which have to be done. Figure out who can donate snacks or chairs or funny hats or printing. Explain for the thousandth time why vouchers don’t help public schools, or why punishing teachers for their kids’ socio-economic status isn’t the same as ‘high standards’. 

Politely, of course. 

I believe, my Eleven Faithful Followers. I believe this can happen. Those of you who know me in real life know that I don’t DO vague, hopeful platitudes. I barely do optimism at all. But I KNOW this can happen.

IF you step up NOW. 

I’m broke, too. I’m busy, too. I’m frustrated, too. I have good intentions, too. None of that matters right now. Get out your bank cards and look over your calendar. Talk to your department, your neighbors, your family, and make this a group activity. 

It’s time to put your time and money where your proverbial mouth is. It’s time to burn those last few fumes of energy backing up what you share on Facebook. 

#GiveItBackOK. #GiveItAllOK. Otherwise, #GiveItUpOK.

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